Worst abuse of Insane troll logic you've ever seen?

If the banana didn't convince you.

Kill all math nerds

I want to believe that that's on one side of Poe's Law, but unfortunately, I know it exists on the other side of it.

Didn't we have one about bananas earlier? So we can now have peanut butter and banana sammiches! I'm so happy.

Fight smart, not fair.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

The shark one does actually make sense and is probably true, even though it is a deliberate joke example. I suspect that more people have been bitten and thus eaten by sharks than have been killed by those bites.

The shark one is definitely true...going by mathematical logic, in which one event is always more likely than that same event combined with a second event.

Yeah, people aren't so great at that usually.

By definition, as many or more people have to be eaten by sharks than die by being eaten by sharks, but for some reason people don't seem to grasp that well.

I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1

I'll admit that that was a joke post. Except I'm surprised that you seem to think that it's a valid example of insane troll logic.

Humans must be stupid creatures indeed...

I've seen some magic in my days at unexplained mysteries.org

From both sides of a debate in a religious thread.

and on the other side.

No, the person who said this was not kidding or being sarcastic.

From a political thread!

and on the other side again (I like to show stupidity transcends opinions.)

By the same guy who provided the quote two above.

I'll be back with more later.

No I don't collect these in a Word document, why do you ask?

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....

Not quite as bad as some of the other examples, but still somewhat doubtful here is proof that god exists.

Kill all math nerds

If he exists then we should try and find out a way to kill him, especially if he lied about himself.

'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?

Everything here.

edited 6th Apr '10 9:51:53 AM by Miijhal

I, sadly, happen to be related to a constant spewer of Insane Troll Logic.

Yes, my mom. The woman who got upset that gay people couldn't marry, only to find out that "gay man marrying lesbian woman" wasn't what "gay marriage" meant. ("They're both gay, aren't they?")

The woman who not only thinks trans=gay, but has the following "logic":

• Lesbians want to be men because they date women.

• Men are a bunch of lying, cheating, abusive bastards with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

• Therefore, I hate HATE lesbians, and goddamn it, I AM NOT A GODDAMN DYKE BECAUSE I AM NOT A MAN!

Oh, and lastly, to put the special icing on the crazy cake, she fully believes she doesn't have Type II diabetes because she refuses to believe any of the blood tests her doctor gave her. If her leg were to become gangrenous tomorrow, she'd just say it's her imagination and go back to sleep  ^*

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edited 6th Apr '10 1:47:43 PM by SirPsychoSexy

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I just about died of laughter at this point.

I feel truly sorry for you though.

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?

"I reject your reality and substitute mine!"

^^^ ... I don't even know where to start. Overwriting reality is a great power if you can choose when to turn it on and off. But this is unhealthy. That's a Freudian patient if I ever saw one.

'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?

"Examine what your initial reaction was to the proof of God's existence offered on this website."

??? I can't, as this website hasn't given or "offered" me any proof of God's existence yet.

Do you mean "The Proof that God exists is that without Him you couldn't prove anything."? Then where is your proof that without God's existance one couldn't proof anything?

edited 6th Apr '10 5:24:37 PM by Herbarius

God is the laws of logic, mathematic, science, and morality(never mind that their attempts to establish that last one were bad). How such a thing could think or have a son, I have no idea.

Kill all math nerds

Clearly he is the son of SCIENCE!

Fight smart, not fair.

He was a genetically engineered Wonder that spontaneously formed out of pure Mania when Mary, who was a Hoffnung Progenitor, catalysed under a palm tree while meditating on the nature of the Lord. Yes, Mary was an unaware Mad Scientist. So was Jesus. The Havoc he triggered resulted in the creation of a new religion, while the Mania storm from massive conversions allowed miracles to happen to martyrs.

'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?

I thought it was canon in the world of darkness that Jesus was a mage. He had so much faith the he was the best mage to have ever lived (no, I’m not making this up).

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.

SPS: Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think that's insane troll logic, that's just.....profoundly odd.....

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....

^^ I'm sorry? How can Jesus be a greater mage than freakin Moses, supposing the miracles were their doing instead of god's?

'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?

I'm positive Jesus was either a priest or a shamy. Those are the only two with walk on water spells.

Fight smart, not fair.

^^Surprised this came up in a thread besides the Jesus vs Moses thread. For the sake of not derailing a thread in OTC, I’ll move the conversation there.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.

A bunch of examples in the comments section of this thread: http://www.postonpolitics.com/2010/04/dems-blast-gop-congressional-candidate-allen-wests-make-the-fellow-scared-remark-about-klein/