Granted, but the Power Levels are too high and people explode each other in the streets.
I wish I had the best computer in the world.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted, the computer becomes sentient, overtakes your body, tries to kill everyone you love (Before it takes your body), and pretty much reenacts the plot of Kirby: Planet Robobot.
I wish that Golf was more awesome.
edited 22nd Aug '16 5:47:34 PM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"You wish a space ship would... what? Land on your mother? I'll go ahead and make it land on your mother.
I wish someone would notice me.
Is not impressed.Granted. We all hate you.
I wish I weighed 130-135 pounds forever
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdYou get noticed by a Serial Killer. Have fun. ('d)
You grow 1 metre taller, so are now fatally underweight.
I wish for some chocolate.
edited 22nd Aug '16 8:47:03 PM by secretlyasuperhero
[TOP SECRET]Granted. It's a lie.
I wish for total immunity from all diseases and to not be hunted down by the government for experimentation.
edited 22nd Aug '16 8:46:13 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I wish the Transformers/Seven Samurai Fusion Fic featured in my sig would get more traffic and reviews.
edited 22nd Aug '16 9:07:53 PM by MapleSamurai
Granted. However you're now declared the new Christian Weston Chandler or Christine Weston Chandler.
I wish for a better economy.
edited 23rd Aug '16 6:35:42 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted, it gets slightly better but is still completely broken.
I wish Dragon Ball was not such a stupid anime.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, now your favorite anime is the stupidest anime on earth.
I wish Teen Titans GO! Would get cancelled.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Granted, they cancel it just as it was starting to get good.
I wish FOX news would go belly up.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Alex Jones founds an even bigger media empire in its place.
I wish I could fly at FTL speeds between planets without risk of asphyxiation, starvation or freezing.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, but the speed tears your body apart.
I wish I had the power to inflict Baleful Polymorph on people.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted. You get arrested by the authorities and used as an experimental pawn for the military.
I wish I could turn back time and undo some actions.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Granted, you're stuck in a time loop, and while you can go back and change things you can't go beyond the loop.
I wish we had off-world colonies throughout the solar system.
Is not impressed.Granted, they are constantly under siege from aliens.
I wish for Brexit not to happen.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, you personally are no longer a European citizen and deported to Iran to be Rouhani's slave.
I wish for some nachos, on a plate. on the middle of the table in front of me. No funny business.
edited 24th Aug '16 5:44:19 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted, but a serial killer kills you before you can enjoy them.
I wish Hasbro would make a crossover Transformers toyline where the toys transform into vehicles/creatures from other Hasbro properties (G.I. Joe, MASK, My Little Pony, Zoids, Dungeons & Dragons, etc).
They malfunction and kill many civilians.
I wish that I had a Catbug plushie.
Granted, the world ends.
I wish Game Theory actually made good theories.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Granted, the theories are so crazy you experience My Skull Runneth Over.
I wish for a steel nail.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Directly hammered into your skull. Goodbye.
I wish for Nazi-occupied Europe to be brought forward in time to 2016.
No twists since that was already terrible wish. So.... for once declined.
Are you sure you've mistaken this for Fix-a-wish?
I wish for a new hat.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Granted, all old ones were removed and nobody makes new ones anymore.
I wish Ki in Dragon Ball style was real.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.