Just an average SMT player
You are now god...of feces.
I wish for the perfect sandwich.
It's too good. It makes your head explode when you eat it
I, the genie, will interpret that as "I wish to be sucked into the void." So, I will grant that wish.
I wish to not be sucked into the void.
Just an average SMT player
You are instead pulled into the void via gravity.
I wish for an Opposite-Sex Clone of myself.
Red Like Santa
Granted. They're all serial killers.
I wish that the person below me didn't corrupt my wish with serial killers.
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Granted instead you're surrounded by savage beasts, zombies and savage zombie beasts.
I wish that North Korea was freed from tyranny.
edited 7th Feb '16 10:30:53 PM by KantonKage
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
Kim Jong-Un decides to let North Koreans do whatever they want. Only problem is, every other world leader decides to be an asshole to their people.
I wish I could become a Vocaloid.
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
Golly, that's fucked up.
Granted, but your voice is so obnoxious and off-putting that no one wants to use you.
I wish my family loved me.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Congratulations, they all L.O.V.E you! Fun with Acronyms
I wish that I was attractive to girls in my age group.
These are the voyages...
Granted. Every female in your age group (defined as (x/2+7)<x<(2x-7)) starts throwing themselves at you, no matter where you are or what you're doing. If you manage to escape, you discover that the boys are even more attracted to you.
I wish the day was a couple hours longer so I could sleep more.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
The extension of of Earth's day messes up everyone's schedules, leading to a catastrophic chain of events you couldn't imagine.
I know this is far from original, but I wish for a girlfriend.
You find out she has terminal cancer all to late.
I wish it was 75 degrees fahrenheit all the time.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted! The ecological balance collapses.
I wish for Lol U Died
to become the next new country's national anthem.
Just an average SMT player
It is taken as a sign of aggression by other nations. Said new nation doesn't last long.
I wish for my enemies to suffer and my allies to prosper.
loafing about
Granted, but in the process, you become your own worst enemy.
I wish for nothing.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Granted. Nothing Is Scarier.
I wish I could reach into the computer screen and give them a hug.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Studious Girl
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Fine, you get nothing. But I hope you'll be able to look at all the pain and suffering in the world and never regret that you wasted your one wish on nothing.
Fine, but arms that only exist inside of the virtual realm aren't very useful in real life. You can never hold someone's hand, or catch the person who's falling off the roof right...about...now.
Me, I wish for a watermelon.
edited 8th Feb '16 6:18:43 PM by Cailleach
loafing about
Granted. It works both ways. People can now strange you over the internet.
The watermelon is literal, hollow and filled with only water.
I wish for PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
edited 8th Feb '16 6:17:48 PM by Geist-Fox
Granted. Your head is turned into a watermelon.
Granted... but you can't control them, leading to your untimely death.
I wish to live an unremarkable life.
edited 8th Feb '16 6:18:49 PM by InfinityRyujin
Really needed to change my avatar
Wish granted; you spend the rest of your life extremely bored.
I wish I was a miniature star that had telekinetic powers and could still type, and everyone was okay with it. And I still have all my five senses. Oh, and I can control how hot I am so I don't end up burning other people or things. And it isn't fatal to change my temperature. And I don't get captured for science or anything like that. And I'm not some sort of celebrity instead of a celestial body.
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Studious Girl
Granted. Physics ensues. If you're cool enough not to burn anyone, you're near the end of your life cycle as a star. Good luck with that.
I wish I spoke every language on Earth.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted, you constantly produce noxious and toxic gases and thus must live alone and and in strict governmental quarantine.
Granted, but you constantly throw in so much gratuitious vocabulary, nobody understands you anyway.
I wish for 's wish to be voided.
edited 8th Feb '16 6:32:03 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
Granted. I become a destructive star instead.
I wish I could beat Evo's Escape in Space Station Silicon Valley.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Granted, you become godly... at dying horribly.
I wish to be a god.
edited 7th Feb '16 5:49:09 PM by InfinityRyujin