Digital Analogy
Granted. He already did in 1945.
I wish I could fix the Windows partition on my laptop.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Granted, but to work it had to be reverted to Windows ME.
I wish for a female Tsundere Childhood Friend that liked me.
edited 12th Aug '14 6:12:54 PM by StephanReiken
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Granted. Your male Tsundere Childhood Friend comes for revenge after you abandon him.
I wish for You Tube comments to be smart.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted: The collective stupidity is now dispersed among the major uploaders, and content quality has now gone down so much, nobody visits Youtube anymore.
I wish for the next poster to have AIDS!
edited 12th Aug '14 10:11:25 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Granted. When he catches a disease and dies, his ghost haunts you for the rest of your life until you commit suicide.
I wish bullying would stop.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Granted. You did not stop sarcasm, causing another form of bullying.
I wish to not suck at Video Games.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Granted. All of your friends hate you for upping them in Counter Strike.
I wish life was simple.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Granted. We live like certain species of insect - a long larval stage buried in the ground eating, then a day or so flying around shagging other gross insect-humans before we die. Perfectly simple.
I wish I was Lord of the Owls.
edited 13th Aug '14 5:25:02 AM by Jonny0110
Tief girl with eartude
Granted: You are awarded lordship over the Owl mountains in Poland.
I wish I could do a flawless cosplay of a Cave Story character.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
Granted. The next year, when you want to cosplay as something else, on the other hand...
I wish the fandom of videogames was more intelligent compared to what they are today.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Classic
Granted, they are only slightly more intelligent than usual.
I wish all the scum who frequent 4chan were purged from the Internet.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
<33
Granted. Everyone on 4chan is anonymous, so as a precaution the authority in charge of removing 4chan removes everyone else as well, killing the internet by making access to it by anybody impossible.
I wish for a cheese doughnut.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
It turns out to taste gross, as it combines cheese with sugary dough. The flavors are very conflicting.
I wish that the next poster goes to prison.
Jolly Saint Nick
I go to prison because I am now a cop who works there.
I wish I'd be more proactive and actually start working on my story when I say I will, and take enough breaks so I don't go crazy.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
<33
Granted, but after you finish your story, nobody reads it.
I wish I could art.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Fly Air Madeline
Granted, but nothing happens because you can already say the word "art".
I wish I could decide whether or not to spend my Steam bucks on the Oddboxx.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
Granted. You decide to take a Third Option.
I wish Thread Necromancy was more appreciated.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Is not actually from Lyniezia
Granted. It's appreciated by lots of stupid people who go round necro-ing the most inane threads for no good reason, annoying more sane posters.
I wish Twitter would cease to exist.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Granted. Nobody knows what the hell to do anymore. Isn't the chaos... MAGNIFICENT?
I wish for a canister of weapons-grade humor.
edited 13th Aug '14 7:28:13 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted: you laugh so much and so intensely, your lungs burst and you die shortly afterwards.
I wish for quality artwork, and not that kind of quality.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
<33
Granted. You get very high quality artwork, but the critical appeal of the artwork is very bad. such an awkward way to put it
I wish I was more capable of explaining ideas in a more concise, compact manner, in such a way that I am laconic, but not so terse as to rob the ideas of meaning.
edited 13th Aug '14 8:47:38 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
My journal is ready
Granted, but you lose your sense of humor and become an extremely boring person as a result.
I wish to turn Earth into the Imperium of Man.
Have you forgotten the face of your father, troper?
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted: Every man that was on Earth is now behind exhibit cages for aliens to laugh at. Way to be a douche to your own kind, good sir!
I wish more cats and dogs would Sleep Cute together more often.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
Granted. Nobody can stop complaining about how much it Tastes Like Diabetes.
I wish HBO didn't require a separate subscription on top of one's cable/satelite subscription.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
But you learn that a perfect world would have no need for your presence.
I wish that Fegelein would die.