A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P
A large Legend Of Zelda game standing in the center of the room... Hooked up to an Indiana Jones -esque boulder. The game is irresistible... You'll grab it in 3... 2...1...
edited 24th Apr '14 9:12:12 PM by Dimentiosome!
It's just like learning, but times three; it's your Kafeenafé. Mind screw? Yes. Awesome? Yes.
Destroy the rock with another rock. Because only a rock can break a rock.
Boss 5153: A giant tv that plays nothing but Secret Mountain Fort Awesome.
A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P
After 5 minutes of research as to what it is, become utterly disgusted. Toss the T.V. Down 2 floors into the acid.
Room 5154: In this room, you encounter..............
A Save Point!!! You've been waiting 5154 floors for this!!! Finally, little risk of dying.
You figure you won't have as much luck next room, however...
edited 24th Apr '14 9:36:55 PM by Dimentiosome!
It's just like learning, but times three; it's your Kafeenafé. Mind screw? Yes. Awesome? Yes.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
No way this is legit. This is I Wanna Be The Guy: The Tower, after all...
5155: Jello. Eeeeeeeevil Jello.
edited 24th Apr '14 9:42:12 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Om Nom Nom Nom. The Save Point may not have been legit, but that was a good meal.
5156: GODZILLA!!!!!!!! (The 2014 incarnation) With Gareth Edwards himself at the reins.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P
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I WAS thinking that, but I just wanna give people an easy excuse to kill this guy off with no consequences.
CRAP!!! I got ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
'd!!! Let's just say I fired a De-evolution ray at Godzilla, turning him into Jell-O.
"ALL HAIL TEH HOLY JELLOS!!! ALL HAIL TEH HOLY— SUPER BACKFLIPPY 3L173 KICK OF DOOM!!! OF SCIENCE!!! OF LOGIC!!!!"
The Jello is now dead. ...That is awesome, right?
Floor 5157: You now have the ability to save at any time (provided no one gets on my case about this) after swallowing the Save Point. I know that's not what you meant, but it's funny that way. Anyways, you encounter...................................
edited 24th Apr '14 9:57:12 PM by Dimentiosome!
It's just like learning, but times three; it's your Kafeenafé. Mind screw? Yes. Awesome? Yes.
Shower him in bear pelts, until he is underneath a mountain of bear pelts and cannot move.
5158: Zalgo!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
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FLOOR 5159: The screams of lost and tortured souls, rebounding off of the fangs of the Hellmouth, which is where the door to the next room should be.
edited 25th Apr '14 8:16:32 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P
Firstly, PUT A DANG MASK ON!! You're asphyxiating!!!
Secondly, become dimly aware you never really took care of the acid a few floors back...
The floor begins shaking. Unfortunately for you, infinite floors weigh a lot!!!
The Heckmouth begins sliding down the stairs...but gets caught at the top of them.
Yeah, this didn't really do too much. Just finish off the heckmouth, fix the tower and THEN go up.
It's just like learning, but times three; it's your Kafeenafé. Mind screw? Yes. Awesome? Yes.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Pray as hard as you can. the Hellmouth cannot withstand your invocation and is closed. As for the collapsed tower, nothing a quick Time spell can't fix.
Floor 5160: The Yellow.
edited 26th Apr '14 1:55:19 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Cover it in blue paint.
5161: The United States' divorce rate.
edited 28th Apr '14 6:27:46 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Fly Air Madeline
Lecture it on good old fashioned family values until it explodes.
Floor 5162: Homsar
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Add an E, turning him into the more genial Homestar, who allows you to slip past.
Floor 5163: It's Arcana Heart 3's Score Attack Mode.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Practice until you beat it.
5164: Awakened Elizabeth.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
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"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
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Fight back using a yo-yo and liberal amounts of PK Flash Omega.
A lone sign on the next floor says Floor 5165, but you could've sworn you were actually on the 5167th floor...
There's something insignificant written here, but because it's insignificant, you didn't read it.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Check the map kiosk. The maps do not lie.
FLOOR 5166: many fragile containers of SCP-447 suspended over many dead bodies.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Fly Air Madeline
Tiptoe around the bodies.
Floor 5167: A 2 mile thick adamantium wall
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Walk around it.
Floor 5168: Mecha-Drago.
Unscrew a crucial part Floor 5169: A nuclear bomb
Cut the red wire.
Floor 5170: The Floating Castle
Attach weights.
5171: Your mother.
edited 22nd May '14 8:35:16 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
Grab your father to distract her.
Floor 5172: Doc Scratch
edited 22nd May '14 9:02:38 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Don't download Sburb in the first place.
5173: Hoes and wine, all ze time.
History.
5151: A room filled to the ceiling with acid.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.