Endless Tower of Boss Battles

I call out Mewtwo and tell him to use Aura Sphere.

Floor 4851: You fight the wielder of the Sword of 1000 Truths.

I protect myself with the Shield of 1000 Lies.

Floor 4852: Perfect!Cars.

Car Fu

Floor 4853: honey badgers

I cast the spell Badger Dance and the honey badgers all blissfully dance their cares away.

Floor 4854 - An innocent Army of Children stand in the way of the door, refusing to let you in.

Give them candies. Kids love candies and sweets, right?

4855F - The Biolizard. You have no rings, no extra lives, and it attacks at 200x speed. Have fun.

edited 4th Nov '12 1:44:17 PM by DarkDestruction

Thankfully, I am not Shadow the Hedgehog, but Dio Brando, so I stop time and drop a steamroller on its life support system.

Floor 4856: All the items in your packpack turn evil and ambush you, as well as the backpack itself. They cannot be killed, and if you don't have a full backpack, you cannot even enter the room, meaning that you have to get a backpack and start again.

edited 4th Nov '12 2:47:48 PM by flygon250

I take a backpack full of air. When the backpack turns evil it joins me on my epic quest to do who knows what evil wicked task.

Floor 4857: A human shredder.

Send in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Floor 4857: A Handicap Match vs. Goldberg, Samoa Joe and Ryback, all in their primes. Difficulty: No "foreign objects" or outside interference allowed.

I summon a fireball using my unexplained magical powers and torch them.

4859: A spear-wielding giant.

edited 4th Nov '12 3:16:32 PM by JimmyTMalice

I summon an axe wielding Troll

Floor/Room 4500: A soldier using a machine gun that fires Trollfaces

Ignore the trollfaces and beat him to death.

Floor 4861: An obstacle course full of Malevolent Architecture.

Teleport to the end of the obstacle course.

4682F - The entire Belmont clan.

I politely say hello, give them some supplies, thank them for stopping Dracula so many times, and go ahead to the next floor. Being a good guy is awesome.

Floor 4683: The Riemann Hypothesis

edited 23rd Nov '12 12:47:38 PM by PiratePete

Apply my incredible mathematics skills.

Floor 4864: Sober!Gamzee.

Get him high. Fast.

Floor 4865: The 8 phases of MORGANNA.

edited 23rd Nov '12 2:20:54 PM by Trip

Force it to consider a logical paradox.

Floor 4866: A kraken in a pool that takes up 98% of the floorspace.

Tele-Frag the Kraken.

Floor 4867: 10000 portals, and only one of them leads to the exit.

Flood the room (use the pool on Floor 4866) and follow the current when it drains out through the exit.

Floor 4868: A doppelgänger of you, but eight feet tall and mute.

I say hi to him, only for him to run off.


Next boss: Yourself.

Why would I fight myself?

Floor 4870: The evil dark world version of yourself.

I am the evil dark world version of myself.

Floor 4871: A giant spider wearing plate steel armor.

Giant magnet.

Floor 4872: A clown with an acid-filled pie.

Mashing buttons as fast as I can so I can complete the quick-time event to dodge the pie. Then, when the pie, eats a hole in the floor, choking the clown unconscious and throw him into the hole to get the [Drop Dead Funny] achievement. Or, alternatively, just stab him.

Floor 4783: The room contains an internet-connected laptop. The door is locked, and a set of instructions informs you that the door cannot be opened until you make or log into a facebook account and convince Mark Zuckerberg himself to 'like' one of your statuses or comments.

Use Facebook to gather a group of talented Internet-people to make a tribute to Facebook, and then post it on his wall.

Floor 4874: An Ice Coffee Elemental.

Enlist Mom to drink it all up and refrigerate the remains as leftovers:

Floor 4875: An assassin that looks like an innocent rabbit.