So I get Mitty in a box... hmm...
TNP receives Mitty in a box.
edited 23rd Oct '17 7:44:41 PM by Mhazard
hey
Oh, man! You can't just pawn this off to me!
TNP receives 10 dollars and Mitty in a box.
hey
YOU DIED
TNP receives Mitty in a box, in the form of a very cute human girl.
edited 24th Oct '17 10:44:55 AM by Mhazard
"I didn't order anything this big...wait a minute, who are you? Did you just say your name is Mitty??"
[gets religion]
[calls God]
[kindly requests that He put Mitty out of her misery]
TNP gets a box of packing peanuts. There is a ferret inside, too.
hey
Wow, finally! A furry snake that I can hold dear!
TNP gets Mitsuru Yamaguchi (AKA the jack-in-the-box guy from Uzumaki) in a box, before death.
hey
I don't like this at all. Something tells me that this is at least very, very creepy, if not outright evil.
[drives it to the middle of nowhere, leaves it]
TNP gets a brand-new box of 64 crayons.
How sweet it is
I may not have a use for it, but hey, I can always donate it to a children's center. I'm sure they'll like it.
TNP gets a teddy bear in a box.
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hey
'sSSssSsSssSSss'
oh, crap
closes box
TNP receives an explosion in a box.
hey
Tell me something happy
Michael Bay has an unusual way of responding to hatemail.
TNP gets dirt in a box.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph
I use it in my worm farm.
TNP gets the entire town of Whoville on a speck of dust in a box.
Join the Five-Man Band cleanup project!
Jester of the Birbal Court
I keep it in the box and put said box in the basement of an abandoned house where no one will ever touch it
TNP gets Death in a box
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Hi! Grim Reaper, right? Listen, there must have been some mixup with our schedules; it's only 2017 and I'm only in my mid-30s. I don't think we're scheduled to meet until after about 2050, right? Thought so. Were you trying to reach one of the elderly ladies on either side of me? Neither of them seem to be doing too badly. OH! Maybe you were going to the hospital. You must be lost. It's about four blocks north and two blocks west of here. Need a drink before you go? Okay, I'll see you later, bye!"
~whew~
TNP gets a box with holes in it, marked "CAUTION: LIVE ANIMAL"
- Shoots the box until the animal is dead. -
"Now it's a dead animal."
TNP receives Ai Nonaka in a box.
[opens box] Hi! Who are you? Are you okay? Did you mean to come here? [Beat] Can you even understand me?
[opens door, brings food, water, and computer] Here you go, now you can get comfy while you try to get home.
[calls partner] Hey, do you know anyone named Ai Nonaka? Because she's at our house. She came in a box. Just go with it. Anyway, she doesn't speak English, just Japanese, and she's gonna be here until she finds a way home. Yeah, I think she's checking flights right now. [hears music from the other room, pops her head in] Um. Actually, she's playing Mario Kart. It might be a while. Anyway, don't open the guest room door when you get home, that's where she'll be. Bye!
TNP gets Jamie Hyneman in a box. The box also contains hand tools, books, and C4.
my current job
(Opens box, looks in, closes box)
I distinctly remember ordering Adam.
(Returns to sender)
TNP gets every episode of Cyberchase on DVD in a box.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
-gets hyped up on nostalgia, runs to the TV, and puts the DVD in-
-TNP gets a rainbow in a box-
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Oops, you're right. I'm not sure how I made that mistake.
edited 27th Oct '17 3:30:54 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
How sweet it is
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
This isn't the "throw X at next person" thread, so let's assume you gave me a rainbow in a box.
Oooh, pretty!
TNP gets a Jack Frost in a box! Hee ho!
edited 27th Oct '17 3:29:08 PM by Berrenta
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- Gets frozen to death. -
TNP receives Solid Snake in a box.
edited 27th Oct '17 5:34:39 PM by Mhazard
plant
*exclamation point goes above head*
TNP receives a parallel universe fitted to their liking in a box.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
The house cleans itself with no shenanigans, I'm financially secure with plenty of money to give, and myself and all of my loved ones are happy and healthy? NICE!
[The next poster receives a big box of cash, from my parallel universe]
The currency from that univers is imcompatible with the currency I have.
Pitiful, really.
TNP receives a F-4EJ Kai Phantom from a really, really big box.
edited 28th Oct '17 11:20:05 AM by Mhazard
(Bump?)
STUDENT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSS!!!! (tosses it in the air and rolls in it)
TNP gets a live animal of their choosing in a box.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.