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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#26: Jun 19th 2016 at 7:09:59 AM

Deal.

I can make your face the greatest in Kordai!

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#27: Jun 19th 2016 at 8:56:14 AM

YES! YYYYESH!

I sent ya a check! It's in da mail.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#28: Jun 19th 2016 at 2:51:20 PM

No cheques.

King Hyrule says to bill him for the explosives. Here's the letter.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#29: Jun 20th 2016 at 5:36:34 PM

Wait, that's not his handwriting. Forger!

I will cook Octoroks for you if you give me some bombs!

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#31: Jun 20th 2016 at 6:09:10 PM

Nah, I have diabetes.

I have some manga.

Now known as Cyber Controller
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#32: Jun 20th 2016 at 7:00:02 PM

Mmmmanga? Sorry Link, but as a character from a CD-i game, I prefer CD-i animation. Pass.

If you don't give me these bombs, then I'll light them and blow us both to smithereens! I can't help but read this in Dan Backslide's voice!

edited 20th Jun '16 7:12:52 PM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#33: Jun 20th 2016 at 7:08:59 PM

-the place explodes, Link merely down to his last heart-

Mayor Cavendish: This is illegal, you know.

Harkinian: Mah boi, after you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away!

I defeated Ganon! Which means I'm entitled to bombs, right?

edited 20th Jun '16 7:17:00 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#34: Jun 20th 2016 at 8:49:23 PM

You already defeated Ganon - what do you need bombs for?

I have Eccojams Vol. 1 on cassette. Come on, it's my only copy!

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#35: Jul 10th 2016 at 11:37:33 AM

Sorry, Link. But I'm the best musician.

I have cake.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#36: Jul 10th 2016 at 11:46:42 AM

I LOVE cake!

I have guns, for some reason.

edited 10th Jul '16 11:47:37 AM by TheWhiteWolf

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
TheFarmboy May the Fourth, yeah yeah. from A Galaxy Far, Far Away Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
#37: Jul 12th 2016 at 5:34:47 PM

-pulls out a double barrel shotgun- You better be careful son. But I'll see what you have anyways.

My name is Hank Hill.... and I have some propane.

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#38: Jul 25th 2016 at 6:34:07 PM

Sorry, Hank. I can't give credit. Besides, this is a fantasy world, we don't have machines that use propane!

I can give you some LOVE with these "friendliness pellets"!

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#39: Jul 25th 2016 at 6:54:18 PM

We do not allow talking flowers in our store! Now GET OUT!

Hi, Billy Mays here for Oxiclean! For only the cheap price of one bomb!

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
TheFarmboy May the Fourth, yeah yeah. from A Galaxy Far, Far Away Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
#40: Jul 25th 2016 at 6:57:00 PM

Billy Mays? Of course I can barter with you!

I have a ticket I just scratched. I won twenty bucks. You can have it for what I need.

edited 25th Jul '16 7:06:45 PM by TheFarmboy

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#41: Jul 25th 2016 at 8:20:27 PM

Your ticket has the equivalent of ten rubies, only good for one rope.

-checks pockets, sheepishly- Oh dear, I don't have any money... -suggestive wink, tries to clue Morshu in-

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
#42: Jul 26th 2016 at 8:47:30 AM

Link, no.

What if I give you a guard Cockatoo?

Oh look, a ghost!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#43: Jul 26th 2016 at 9:24:05 AM

Sure, as long as it's potty trained.

I can give you DINNER.

Now known as Cyber Controller
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#44: Jul 26th 2016 at 9:29:50 AM

Sorry Link! It's yours as long as you have BREAKFAST!

I've got nude pictures of you, and unless you want them leaked on the internet, I demand all the bombs NOW!

edited 26th Jul '16 9:30:41 AM by GrafVonTirol

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#45: Jul 26th 2016 at 11:02:15 AM

Nah. The world deserves to see my handsome physique.

Give me a bomb, and I'll get Zelda to give you a kiss. And maybe something more.

Now known as Cyber Controller
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#46: Jul 26th 2016 at 11:45:32 AM

WTF? No! That's sexual assault!

Today is Halloween! Since I'm too old to trick-or-treat for candy, why don't you just give me some bombs instead?

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#47: Aug 11th 2016 at 11:33:56 AM

Bump.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
#48: Aug 11th 2016 at 1:47:12 PM

Too old for halloween? Boy, you're NEVER too old for halloween! Go out and get some candy!

I'll save you from the Cuccoos whenever you need it!

Oh look, a ghost!
Volatile-Fox Surprisingly unstable from Norse by Norsewest Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Surprisingly unstable
#49: Aug 11th 2016 at 3:21:07 PM

I do not allow cuckoos in my shop in the first place, so no deal.

I don't have any Rubies, but I have a Sapphire?

edited 11th Aug '16 3:21:19 PM by Volatile-Fox

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#50: Aug 13th 2016 at 2:08:51 PM

Why don't you just GO?

Why don't you take a break? You must be working hard, why don't you step outside and get some fresh air, and I'll watch over the shop while you're gone?

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

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