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"… sandwiches. That's the only thing I know of, at least."

"Who would win in a battle of wits?"

Well, I don't know how smart YOU are, but I doubt you could match wits with the great Cackletta!

Tell me, how do you get rid of pesky plumbers?

Make sure your pipes are clean and clear.

There is something I do not understand. Why would plumbers be called "pesky" as if they're insects?

Why, I wouldn't have a clue. The men who keep my tank clean and running have never spared the pleasantries.

Is it, perhaps, that a service that is good for some may be a nuisance for others?

You mean, like the "service" your mum gave me last night?

I know not of what you speak, but I assure you my mother is long dead.

How much would you sacrifice to guard something precious to you?

My life seems like fair game, don'tcha think?

I think these kinds of questions are important, but how bout we turn down the dial a tad?

You got cravings for anythin'? Had an amazin' bowl o' ramen last week, kinda feel like havin' another.

Huh? Cravings? Uh, kinda, but not the way you're thinking. Could go for a burrito, though.

Anyway...you seen a kinda fat, dizzy guy hanging around? I lost Woozy a few streets back...

The Brotherhood does not waste time looking into the little matters of civilians.

Now, where are those fusion cores I asked for?

I'll tell you if you say please.

But what would this 'Brotherhood' need em for anyhow?

The tone indicates a nefarious purpose.

It would do these chaps well to learn the basics of etiquette. How do you propose we do that?

Beat it into them.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?

Can't say I do, luv, but try to use your inside voice. Ow.

Here's a fun one; what's your definition of a hero?

Someone who's willing to put it all on the line with style, charisma, and a little insanity.

Want a cookie?

Thank you, but I have to decline. The crumbs stick to my skin, then get in the tank, it's just more effort than it's worth.

Do you have a similar preference for a clean home, or are you more akin to my co-worker?

Honestly, I never really cared 'bout my room. Thing is, I got Kumano as my roomate. That girl keeps nagging to clean the place, so I got no choice to do it eventually, yeah?

Speaking of that, you got a partner of sorts?

Depends on what you mean by that. Knight Axel was my partner for a while, until he took a mini nuke to the face. Damn Gunners keep giving the Brotherhood trouble.

So, have you had anyone die on you before?

Yes. I- We have.

What is your mission, or goal?

Well, I help Destiny here get around for one thing. She's near-sighted, you know.

And I guess I help my friends out where I can...hmm, wow, that's kind of a loaded question, isn't it?

...

>Something in this question tells you that there might be some deeper meaning behind it.

>Presumably not, so you just nod yes.

(clears throat) Fight or flight?

Fight of course! There ain't no runnin' from those Akanbe!

(cue the insertion of the Wing Decor)

Oh hey! I guess I can have it both ways! I kinda forgot... hehe. (cue Hand Behind Head)

What's somethin' ya always seem ta forget?

The time. I dunno, s'just, ever since my little incident I've been having a harder time keepin' track of it. Guess it's cuz my perspective of time keeps changing?

So've you got any advice for me? For keepin' track of the time.

get urself a clock or sumthin iunno

wanna listn 2 ma new album?? imma bustz ur azz if u dont

edited 29th Jun '16 4:41:00 AM by ArmoredFury

No, I will burn down your posterior via laser if you don't submit to the Jural Seijin. I don't want to listen to your lowly animal sounds.

Have you seen a brown-haired human child walking around in a yellow jumpsuit with a letter "K" on it? I want revenge. We want revenge.

Well, I remember seeing plenty of brown-haired human kids at the Marine Life Institute, but none of them were wearing anything like that.

What does this person and whoever else is with them have against this kid, anyway? I must be missing something...