Weird things you've Googled

"hargechargeide"

It Makes Sense in Context, I swear

That is precisely what it is

edited 11th Nov '16 4:34:10 AM by SilvieSkydancer

I think I know the context.

"bear butt".

I was searching for bear cubs, but while typing that in, I could have sworn I saw this among the suggestions. So after looking at cute bear cubs, I decided to try searching this.

How do you use that markup?

"Family Guy big forehead"

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Dollar General"

edited 18th Nov '16 6:16:06 PM by Twentington

Hmmm let's see (I'll mostly correct mistypes unless they're funny):

• "donald trump scary clown" (requires no explanation)
• "football vs pong" (as in the game, not ping pong as Google thinks)
• "how to get on married at first sight" (part of me must be getting desperate)
• "hipsters and prog rock" (do they listen to it?)
• "how to address an empress" (probably "Your Imperial Majesty")
• "how to block in window popups" (why does no-one seem to have an easy way yet?)
• "is capitalism compatible with economic freedom" (as a wannabe libertarian socialist, I keep seeing the term "economic freedom" bandied about by right-libertarians)
• "lydia mycarina" (possible Lyniezian woman's/character name- is there anyone really called this?)
• "make up your own holidays" (meant in terms of festivities, as I'm sick of the usual lot appearing this time of year)
• "mirror universe bbc" (as in, what would The BBC actually look like in a Mirror Universe?)
• "salvatioy rights new yorkn army ga" (meant to be "salvation army gay rights new york" after someone brought up a certain case on Facebook... but mistyped, looks almost like a foreign language...)
• "text mode games for windows 10" (seriously, there aren't any, just use DOSBox man!)
• "unthinking automatons with the illusion of personality" (a nice descriptor for some random idea that I was thinking about for some random reason- basically, some sort of robot/android with a kind of AI, appears to interact like a person but isn't sapient)
• "we eat for you" (referring to this◊, it's meant to be anti-capitalist but I thought with Buckingham Palace being renovated, and it being used as a place for receiving state visits with no doubt lavish banquets, all whilst people are having their benefits sanctioned at the drop of a hat...)

edited 20th Nov '16 4:35:54 AM by TheLyniezian

"How to build a emf vortex" and "how to laugh evilly" Yeah please don't ask why just don't

• "Tomato with laughing face"
• "Depressed turtle meme" (the image in question was this◊)
• "Can you make bread/cheese with microorganisms from your body"

Well, a few months ago I managed to outdo my previous late-night google searches by googling "are treehouses real."

• "how much do cranium bone segments weigh"

• "how much do brains weigh"

(I think i should stop doing research for minor gags in forum games)

Posting twice to bump the thread and because I had another one.

• cute goetian demon

D'awww!!

• HP Lovecraft hairstyle

edited 16th Jan '17 7:55:04 PM by Almohad

"3D printed PB&J"

"We need to consult the bagels"

"are reverse-coloured tigers an actual thing"

"ret-2-go"

"pink moon with lenin face on it"

"let's drinking"

I don't even know why I googled that. I mean, I'm assuming alcohol was involved, but why "let's drinking" specifically?

"NASA fighting giant cockroaches on Mars"

I swear, there is a perfectly logical explanation for.....nah, who am I kidding?

This is from YEARS ago. When my daughter was four years old, she insisted that I find out if she could be a Myth Buster. She even told me exactly what to google, and I did it: "can medium sized kids be mythbusters"

(When she was four, she decided that she was medium-sized. Not a little kid, but not a big kid. So, she asked me to find out whether medium-sized kids can be Myth Busters. It was adorable and ridiculous. And she STILL wants that job; she's just sure that they'll be hiring again in another 10-15 years, so she's trying to learn to build and load up on science classes before then.)

reagan sleep

holy phantastagorians

Most of us have to live with our mistakes but you get to die by yours

"lesbian maid dragon"

Was looking for Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid last summer, before it recieved a Colbert Bump with the anime, and didn't know its name.

Well, more accurately, I had found said manga some time previously, tried to hype it to my sister's boyfriend, and not remembering the name, just suggested that he google "lesbian maid dragon". He then snarked that there would probably be something else coming with those keywords. Out of curiosity, I actually tried googling it, and the Google page was actually filled with the manga in question, with no sign of random erotica.

And yes, that means that I did like Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid before it was cool.

edited 7th Mar '17 4:01:11 PM by theNerdytimes

Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

wa weg board

can i burn a luigi board

marijuana nazi propaganda

spookier than meeting a ghost in a dark cemetery after midnight

Transphobic bus

"World book weird cock"

"Extreme vampires"

The funny thing is that I included the "world book" part on the first one because I knew otherwise I would just get porn... But "extreme vampires" also mainly had porn as results. ^note Context: Trying to find this reddit post to add to the real life section of Signs of Disrepair, seeing a stranger carrying a book where all I could read of the title was "Extreme" and something that ended in "res" and wondering if they were reading a book called Extreme Vampires but not wanting to embarrass myself by asking

edited 11th Apr '17 8:49:55 AM by MikeK

"difference between top and bottom"

Needless to say, the top results weren't related to League of Legends...

edited 11th Apr '17 9:16:07 AM by NesClassic

"Are cats plotting any attacks or dog bashing?"