LOL, Kerberos just got a new Red Shirt.
TNP wakes up in the year 2387.
The man behind the slaughter
My god, everyone I know and love is dead- Is that a virtual reality Fantasty simulator?
TNP is trapped in a haunted amusement park for 8 hours.
edited 21st May '17 9:20:00 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Alrighty, time for all of that otherwise useless knowledge to save my life!
... Wait, am I alone, or do I at least get a comedy relief buddy, generic love interes- wait.
When the movie made on my life is published, I'll get the love interest!
LETS DO THIS.
After the first two hours, my paranoia's been ramped up to Stalinlike levels.
After the fourth hour, I become a nervous wreck.
At the seventh hour, I'm huddled into a ball.
Once I get out on the 8th hour, I try my best to burn the park to the ground.
TNT gets to pick their career for the rest of their life! It must be a real one.
edited 21st May '17 9:39:46 AM by RandomWriter413
The Traveling Hat Merchant
I choose Writer since it can be flexible like into movies and television.
TNP must play Who's Your Boyfriend 2: Championship Edition
and date said boyfriend.
I gadfly the whole thing up.
TNP is a guest star on The Muppet Show.
It was fun, I got to meet Kermit and friends!
TNP is being assimilated by the Borg.
The League of Heroes
AKA Nixer
~WE ARE BORG.~
~RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.~
~YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED ETC. ETC.~
TNP gains a pony.
Yes, you read that correctly.
bork
(puke)
TNP switches body with Kitaeri.
I'd definitely spend more time in front of the mirror!
TNP sees a dragon flying around their neighborhood.
AKA Nixer
Ooh, look. A dragon.
...
~ZAP~
TNP gets a free Subway.
The sandwich, not the train— Y'know what I mean.
bork
Do I get to choose what's on it? Even if I don't, I'm still very happy about this.
TNP finds themselves in a Sugar Bowl world.
edited 22nd May '17 3:06:14 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
my current job
I promptly turn to whoever's next to me, and then say "It's that sugar racing game next to the whack-a-mole", and then ponder how nobody has eaten each other here...
TNP is asked to receive a suspicious package in exchange for a larger paycheck than their current one.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
My current paycheck job has me by the neck. I can't leave, because I need my hearing aids. I can't afford to replace them if I get fired, and most other places don't offer health insurance that covers hearing aids. And if I'm doing anything illegal, I will get fired. (Police departments frown upon their employees—even the admin and office people—doing illegal stuff)
TNP somehow enters the Dark World.
edited 22nd May '17 3:58:30 PM by RaspyMink
I try to find my way back before the Dark World does me in.
TNP is now naked due to their avatar stealing their clothes.
The League of Heroes
Blitzy....
Seriously, Webber, give those back. You don't even usually wear clothes, and mine can't help you survive anyway.
TNP just met their least favorite character.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
I give them a taste of the Gusion Scissors.
TNP is invited to play Nintendo games with Ai Nonaka.
Schrodinger's Human
Say "Fuck my life" and try to find a shotgun. If not, just run the hell away.
TNP came across the Death Note.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
I mean, there are some people I don't like in my life, but no thanks. Probably would put it in a box and hide it.
TNP is in their least favorite anime/show/game/movie.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Am I suppose to date a sparkling "vampire" with quotations added or something?
TNP switches body with Eri Kitamura.
Not an evil Thievul
This is going to be extremely awkward since I don't know beans about drawing manga. People will probably be confused when Eri's characters suddenly start getting happier endings and her art is suddenly crappier. (Whereas my own suddenly do not.)
TNP switches bodies with Lunala.
edited 6th Jun '17 8:12:18 AM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this.""I AM THE NIGHT!"
I soar through the sky dramatically while humming this.
TNP meets a monster - who is actually really nice.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
I'd probably try to befriend them even if they aren't very nice. My scientific curiosity and love of exploration tend to override my common sense.
TNP becomes a sentient mid-size animal, carrying over their human memories.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
WOOF!
TNP becomes a Fidget Spinner.
Sure, but I have a feeling I would die soon.
TNP becomes a member of Kerberos and receives a Protect-Gear.