What would happen if the next troper...

Do I get the lower half of an octopus, like Ursula? I've always wanted that, so I could slither around instead of having to put in the effort of walking.

TNP now has wings.

edited 21st Feb '17 6:34:30 AM by DrNoPuma

-gets out of control really fast, crashes and breaks every single rib-

TNT has sobered up after a drinking night with pals and finds self having stepped out of a wrong bus/train and stranded in a completely unfamiliar place when it's still dark.

I call for a ride.

TNT now has 13 separate personalities along with their own, and they're vying for control...

I end up in a mental institution.

TNP has a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot inside Cthulhu.

To the brain!

....

Wait, maybe I should lower the blind- My    lord.   

I find a way out and likely become a major cult leader under his thrall.

TNT is locked outside, in the middle of a thunderstorm. And they're wearing white!

*Is killed by lightning strike*

TNP is felt up by their avatar.

"So that's what I felt like..."

Thisisreallyuncomfortablepleasestopplease.

TNP is attacked by a horse.

Running away in a straight line isn't gonna work. Maybe if I dodge and turn a lot...

TNP is attacked by their avatar.

edited 26th Feb '17 6:04:07 PM by DrNoPuma

The odds of me surviving Lord English is... -100. So yeah, I'm definitely dead.

TNP goes to bed with an Eldritch Abomination of the opposite gender.

No. Get away, Abigail!

Ewww, no.

TNP is now locked outside without any clothes.

edited 4th Mar '17 12:02:37 PM by CyberController

I live in a major city, so I'm trapped on a crowded street (right across the street from a playground too!) therefore I'll probably be arrested in a few minutes. Unless it's 4 AM (when the bars close and all the drunk people come crawling out) Then I might just fit in.

TNP receives millions of dollars from the estate of a mysterious relative they didn't know they had

I'd buy some ice cream, help my parents get a car and maybe a bookstore, donate to my church and to some charities but I don't know which, research this relative to find out why they gave their money to someone they never met, and buy some more ice cream. (EDIT: And I'd hire myself a driving instructor. Probably this is where the money runs out.)

TNP is chosen to help colonize Mars.

edited 27th Feb '17 5:26:30 AM by Elisabel

YES.

Wait, why me? I'm not rich. Is it genetics? Do you want more me's?

Anyway, as long as I have internet, take me there!

TNP meets their future grandchildren.

Hey kids! Grandpa has a few interesting stories to tell ya...

TNP just punched out unconscious their favorite actor.

Nicky no please.

TNP has to fight DIO with a ragtag group of friends.

edited 27th Feb '17 6:45:43 AM by BaconZorp

Well, I'm dead, since Dio is way too strong for me and most of my friends. The only person I could see handling Dio (a little bit) would be my younger brother, who is a Red Belt-soon-to-be Black-Belt in Karate.

TNT has to participate in a deadly-game-type tournament with their friends. Who just so happen to command historical-and-mythological figures now.

Can I have a genderflipped Otto Gunsche as my Servant?

TNT becomes a literal TNT.

I die.

I also die.

TNP suddenly becomes ripped with muscles.

edited 27th Feb '17 7:01:09 AM by TheGamechanger

YES. WITH MY NEW FOUND POWERS, I will probably just flirt, pose, and pick up heavy objects.

Better stay in shape though.

Exercising time!

TNT is in a crowded pool. We're talking shoulder to shoulder PACKED.

I am very uncomfortable. Somehow, I try to make my way out of it and take a very long shower when I get home.

TNT is chosen to investigate a murder.

I have watched several Investigation Discovery shows, so I should be able to at least help out very well.

...took a vigorous exercise course?

I'd probably want to die, but I'll feel really good at the same time.

...is awoken in the night by someone knocking on their door. When they open it, they find their favorite celebrity standing on their porch, begging them to let them stay the night with them.

Living in a somewhat dangerous neighborhood, I'd have no choice but to assume there was an ulterior motive and someone was trying to rob me. Also I don't have a porch so that would be weird

TNP finds a treasure map that leads to a mysterious location

-cue pirate music as Puma gets Dressed to Plunder- Time to go find some treasure.

TNP comes face to face with a monster... that turns out to be friendly.

I cuddle it.

TNP receives a Groin Attack from their avatar.