Mii, myself, and I
I would be in complete fangirl mode at meeting Nate Wants To Battle and would be gushing about how much I enjoy his songs, especially his Ocarina of Time album.
TNP finds their favorite character in their house.
64th Successor
First, I beg Kenshiro for his autograph. Second, I explain to him how this world is much different from his.
TNP has a T-1000 after them.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
I'd Kill It with Fire.
TNA becomes a Witch.
see you, space cowboy.
So now, I have no worries, and I get to spend the rest of my days running around in grassy fields. Did I die? Because this feels like heaven. I declare this
my new theme song.
TNP is now a seal.
edited 7th Feb '17 8:03:13 AM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Dusty the Mighty
If this means that I become a Popplio or a Spheal (since no type of seal was specified) then I am ecstatic because I'm adorable either way and can look forward to becoming either a Primarina or a Walrein later on.
Of course, if I become a normal seal instead, then I guess I should move to the Arctic/Antarctic.
TNP wins an all-expenses paid trip to the vacation spot of their choice.
edited 7th Feb '17 8:22:36 AM by kablammin45
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Destroyer of worlds.
I pick Iceland. I take tours of all the places film crews have been to, such as Interstellar and Batman Begins.
TNT is lost at sea on an innertube.
Is not impressed.
my current job
Well. Here I am. ...don't think there's much chance for survival on my end.
TNP is onstage when that weird German singer comes up with his band and says "Wir will Spielen hier, bitte."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Currently inactive
"...Ach, so. Gehen Sie nur voraus, bitte."
TNP stars in a Reasonably-Priced Car.
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Destroyer of worlds.
I'd probably be the slowest, or die in a freak wreck.
Same situation.
edited 15th Feb '17 7:03:15 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Blitzy....
I'd probably crash.
TNT just walked in their room, and saw a close friend stealing and sniffing their underwear.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Destroyer of worlds.
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-ppfff- (That's the sound of me hitting the ground, dying on impact most likely.)
TNT is lost in the woods... and bigfoot's sniffing around.
Is not impressed.
This will either turn into a heartwarming adventure between unlikely friends, or a horror story where I am horrifically mutilated.
Most likely the latter.
I at least make an effort to hide and combat them, if they turn out not to be friendly.
If I do end up fighting them, I'm set for life if I manage to wound or kill em.
TNT visits a dystopian future ruled by their own descendant.
Singularity of Self Delusion
I first marvel that anyone would bother having children with me, before going back in time to set right what went wrong to cause said future, giving my descendants a future where they can be happy and not evil overlords.
TNP suddenly finds themselves a magical girl in the world of Madoka Magica (pre-series end).
edited 18th Feb '17 3:09:35 PM by Wixelt
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Don't step on the flowers.
Yay! My life is finally exciting!
...WAIT, OH FUCK. I'm screwed. Bye-bye, life.
Revvy was killed by some random Witch
TNT finds themselves in a Point-and-click type game.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Do I get a little buddy? Well, I guess I'd better start examining every single object around me.
TNP is in an arcade with all sorts of games.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I had all sorts of fun there!
TNP goes on this roller coaster based on the Saw franchise.
Destroyer of worlds.
-pukes-
TNT is locked in a room with three other things: a rubber band, a box of nails, and a fully grown grizzly bear.
Is not impressed.
First, I teach the bear the value of rubber bands, before offering to aid him with nails after breaking down the door.
Wait, it can't understand me?
-bisected-
TNT is IN SPACE.
In a spacesuit, slowly drifting away from their ship.
And their tether line is cut!
edited 19th Feb '17 6:41:58 AM by RandomWriter413
Currently inactive
I quickly freeze to death AND run out of oxygen.
TNP has to finish their philosophy homework in 8 minutes like I am right now.
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Singularity of Self Delusion
Oh no! Now I can't learn things I want to learn. No, really, i'm extremely upset by this.
The next troper finds themselves on the receiving end of a Kamehameha Beam with little to no time to dodge.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
no thoughts, only sword
I just accept my fate. An instant death is way preferable than dodging and potentially losing half my body.
TNT is handling TNT.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
I am just a little ecstatic. I'm going to be occupied for a little while...
TNP meets their favorite YouTuber in real life.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."