Push the button?

Considering I listen to music more often than I watch TV, that's a horrific sacrifice. No.

You become a superhero for a day!

BUT

Someone else becomes a supervillain for a day and becomes a Karma Houdini by the end, and you don't know who nor where this person is.

No way, I want to be the suparvillain!

You can see into the future

BUT

There is literally nothing you can ever do about it.

Meh, I think I can take it. I could still win the Lottery by knowing the unchangable future.

You cure AIDS.

BUT

Swine Flu becomes a serious epidemic, and you will get it.

edited 14th Aug '14 6:17:15 PM by DingoWalley1

I've had it before. No thank you.

You get all the best songs in The Who's catalogue,

ABER (Gratuitous German galore!)

You're oh so often mocked for being a fanboy.

edited 14th Aug '14 6:22:04 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

Mmm, no.

You have the singing talent of George Michael

BUT

You also gain his sexual preference.

I'll pass.

You can be credited with starting a worldwide trend that earns great success and little hate

BUT

Since you're a trendsetter, you decide that pants (and, for that matter, shorts) are too mainstream, and you forgo them entirely.

Pushed! Except no...

You develop a cure for diabetes!

BUT

you lose your taste for waffles, pancakes, french toast, and all other sugary foods.

edited 14th Aug '14 8:13:05 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Too much sugar makes me sick anyways.

You have a song made about you

BUT

It's in the tune of The Grinch.

As a person who had much negative publicity before (and in fact found myself shamed on TV Tropes through said negative publicity before, no less!), I'd pass.

You create the best quality (in innovation graphics, story, music, gameplay) game in the world.

BUT

It has such horrendous business practices (e.g. microtransactions, Origin, etc) like EA that almost everybody hates you and the game.

edited 14th Aug '14 10:00:00 PM by ironcommando

Then what's the point.

You get to live one day having an adventure as a Rugrats' baby

BUT

On the adventure, you meet Chutulu(IDK how to spell it) who will try and lure you in with cookies and money because you still have your adult mind.

You're saying I can meet my idol and have some of his universally famous cookies? PRESS! ( It's Cthulhu btw.)

You become the world's greatest spy

but

you're blacklisted and hated by every government in the world.

edited 14th Aug '14 11:40:28 PM by avenuewriter

Pressed! Governments typically have more problems than little ol' me like those silly laws that essentially give "criminal scum" like me advantages over their abiding citizens, Ha!

You get 100,000 whole units of your country's currency!

BUT

For each one of those units spent, a random life dies. If your currency uses decimal values, then getting those means a random schmuck also gets broken/disabled body parts. The closer to the next whole number, the more body parts get affected and with greater intensity, and (s)he dies upon that change being completely spent if the pain hadn't already done so.

edited 14th Aug '14 11:55:32 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Nnnope.

You get a huge mansion with 5 sportscars and a 5 yards long swimming pool.

BUT

You have to clean everything by yourself, and King Boo comes by every 6 months.

edited 15th Aug '14 8:20:20 AM by KingKix

There's nothing wrong with having to clean stuff. Of course, I'd probably let it all fall to pieces but I figure I could turn the mansion into a swinging bed and breakfast or something to pay for some cleaning service, plus, what's the point of having a big house and pool if you cant share? Press.

You gain the power to conjure pizzas our of thin air

but

you can only eat pizza, nothing else.

If I were Mikey, that would be cool, but i'm not him, so no.

You find a mighty ring

BUT

You now wear a sailor fuku everytime you transform.

I could live with that.

You get a suit of Powered Armour.

But

It only works if you wear a complicated, uncomfortable outfit which includes every form of clothing imaginable and takes 2 hours and at least 3 people to help you put on.

Can I upgrade to Tony's suit?

You are in the hunger games

BUT

It's against PBS kids stars.

It'd be the shortest Hunger Games ever, and probably the only one that would be censored for excessive graphic violence.

You can see in the dark

but

you need welder's goggles to see during the day.

Meh, OK.

You can travel anywhere in the country you live in.

BUT

You must reach the airport in time to get back home.

I'm a good timekeeper, and I need the travel experience. Pressed!

You Need to Get Laid, and you're single right? Push this button for a nice mate with a nice body as well as mind!

BUT

You get the worst Sick Episode of your life, and survival isn't likely at all. Your only hope is to believe in The Power of Love.

No

You get your greatest desire

BUT...

Godzilla appears in Southern Africa.

Like I care, if I can finally gain something I don't care how many people get stepped on. Press.

Every lie you tell is instantly believed

but

no one believes you when you tell the truth.

What's the point if you can't even speak the truth to anybody?

You have awesome powers that allow you to create, manipulate or destroy physical matter in any shape and form, and you have perfect control over them.

BUT

You're forced to kill 100 innocents each day to fuel your hunger for souls, making others deem you a monster. Failure to do so means you die. And no, you can't create living beings to get your souls.

Meaningless violence leads to nothing but dismal dispair. No.

You can control an element of nature

BUT

You're a Butt-Monkey

I'm already a Butt-Monkey, I don't need a double whammy.

You are turned into a Humanoid Abomination

but

you gain the power to control time and space.