Yes, it's a Pina Colada!
So do we just have a chain of phrases, or do I put in a new phrase?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Ded
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Methinks it's the latter
Answering a spoilered question on TV Tropes.
Cause we're upside-dooo-oooown.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
That's an artificial gravity field for ya'.
Someone must have ordered a Ham Banquet.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Said by a guy in an audience watching a play in which every actor overacts.
You brought me so much happiness.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Context: Your apprentice stopping the thread in it's tracks. Go figure.
Poke my brain.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Trying to get someone to remember an old TV show from his or her childhood.
"I don't like you. Not one bit. Love you, though, occasionally."
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Context: You're at the store,on a diet,but you see a huge chocolate bar.
"Screw this turkey!"
edited 12th Jul '13 7:47:42 PM by terlwyth
Thanksgiving is not going well.
And that's when I ate the action figures.
Its a cake made of action figures!
... and so, I gave him the syphilis he deserved!
Gained the ability to harness numerous plagues at any given time.
Oh.. My.. God.. I'm a were-newt now!
OH YES!!
...said the protagonist of a low-budget film.
I'd say that the most fun thing is when they struggle.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Playing a competitive game and talking about the other team.
Whelp, it appears I have turned into a robot.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
A Mad Scientist/Gentleman Scholar/ Quintessential British Gentleman unwittingly swaps bodies with a robot that contains a human brain.
So when do I get to wrestle a Kaiju?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Congratulations, you've just been hired as part of Kaiju Big Battel!
There's a legitimate use for that ability, and picking up chicks at the bar is not it.
OH YES!!
The person being spoken to has telekinesis. PICKING UP chicks. It's a pun.
Well, the transformation backfired, and fifteen CENTIMETERS is not fifteen METERS. Get over here and help me.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Context: Someone just turned their house into a REALLY tiny box. With a Shrink ray
Alright, you've had your fun. Now hand over my limbs.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
A living skeleton gets attacked by a playful dog.
"Help me, I am a lousy dancer and I feel good!"
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
In the mood to dance but not that good.
A fight between a cyborg nazi and a Mayan vampire god over a piece of jewelry?
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
cosplayers fighting over the last of a certain necklace at a merch booth.
bright green kitten wakes a girl by shrieking "Rise!"
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Rise Kujikawa has a talking cat. It wakes her up for school.
LET DA BASS GO
edited 29th Aug '13 3:22:59 PM by PhysicalStamina
OH YES!!
It's a Dubstep song.
I broke physics again, and people are trying to slice my neck. Send help.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
A Reality Warper gets what's coming to them.
FEEEL IN-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE~
edited 29th Aug '13 4:02:15 PM by PhysicalStamina
Wicked Flight
Blindness and stuffing Christmas turkeys don't really mix too well, so feeling your way around the... insides of the turkey.
My brain went on strike! I can't think!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
"So, it tastes like pineapple?"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...