Jolly Saint Nick
They don't just look like ninjas, they are ninjas...who are loyal to you.
The power to be in constant, but not too horrible, pain.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
The King Without a Kingdom
You are completely immune to actual pain.
The power to grow or shrink 1 inch.
It's been 3000 years…
The power to grow or shrink induvidual body parts by one inch. This includes becoming smaller, or enlarging your muscles and becoming buff.
Making epilepsy inducing light shows with your eyes. But only in your eyes. Anyone not looking directly at them is not affected.
edited 17th Nov '14 9:53:21 PM by Alabaster
Fly Air Madeline
Your eyes can generate light, allowing you to affect crowds of people by projecting the show onto walls.
The power to make the title screen music from Crash Bandicoot: Warped an Ear Worm in one other person's head at any given time.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
It can force people to kill themselves.
The power to open the microwave door before the beep.
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
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And have the food cooked instantly!
You have the power to cut grass evenly.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Cutting things evenly isn't limited to just grass..
The power to have your body falling apart.
edited 21st Nov '14 6:08:58 AM by RandomAdventure
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.
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And reassemble, along with having boomerang arms.
The power to brew a cup of coffee.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
You are Starbucks' fastest, most efficient employee.
The power to be in a state of Sensory Overload. It works without your consent, and it's random in both intensity and which sense(s) it affects.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
The sensory overload acts as a placebo, allowing you to put your full strength and/or concentration into whatever you need it for.
The power to warm vinyl by one degree Celsius.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
It has no cooldown and defies the laws of thermodynamics. You can heat a piece of vinyl to incredibly hot in a split-second, generating free power. Or just burn the feet of people standing on vinyl.
The power to always need to use the bathroom.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
FLOOD. OF. PIIIIIIIIIIISS! -The most powerful Filth attack in the game-
The ability to hold your breath for two minutes.
And be completely invulnerable when your breath is held.
The power to spam-post on forums... with no immunity to the mods.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
It's so many that it becomes a DOS attack... and auto-deletes itself after so nobody knows who did it.
The ability to give people the rude finger with no consequences.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I can Poke the Poodle For the Evulz whenever and wherever I want? Sounds good to me!
A Lethal Chef who makes Power Down Food. His/her cooking skill also cannot improve.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Dipper fan
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
That's ok, becuase bad people are brainwashed to eat them.
The power of always arriving late.
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.
But always just in the nick of time.
The power to make fixed fans oscillate.
edited 13th Jan '15 10:51:25 PM by AnSTH
But that's a story for another time.So fast that they create a vacuum that sucks in and blends victims to pulp.
The power to make yourself suffer.
...eheh
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And actually give enough ventilation for a large crowd.
Which is Cast from Hit Points, making your attack stronger.
The power to make stuffed toys fluffier.
edited 14th Jan '15 1:26:30 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
It also expands the size of said toys. Easily portable stunt safety mattresses galore!
The power to make any line of dialogue I hear a meme for only 10 minutes. This ability can make only one phrase a meme at any one time. If the phrase is already memetic, the power does nothing.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.This power also prevents the phrase from ever becoming memetic again. By catching lame proto-memes early you can protect the world from endlessly repeating unfunny jokes. Thus becoming the greatest hero of all time.
The power to transform any DVD/Blu-ray you touch into a Betamax with only the exact same content.
But that's a story for another time.
Savior of Known Existence
The Betamax then becomes the Alphamax, conducting an army of Maxes for you.
You gain the power to make things mundane.
NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old!Congrats, that makes enemies' superpowers useless and makes them Brought Down to Normal. Also works on Artifacts of Doom and such.
The power to blow yourself up and die from it w/o any resurrection.
...eheh
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
You'd simply Nuke 'em as an Action Bomb, nuclear fallout and all! You will also Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence as a God.
The power to make musical pieces/songs go from repeatedly pleasant to So Bad Its Horrible.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
You never need to take a shower or buy water because you have a personal supply.
The power to make everyone look like![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]")
Is this a Jo Jo reference?