Ded
My current signature, from Battle Tendency, when Stroheim gets cybernetic implants to replace his, well, everything.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Two-bit blockhead
I haven't done much today aside from watch The Super Mario Bros Super Show with my little cousin, so all I have is "...I guess we win the race by default!" "It wasn't my fault!"
edited 29th Jan '13 1:16:18 PM by DrFurball
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Bloody Fossil
The subject of an e-mail my history teacher sent to our class: "Underwear Prices in the Soviet Union: A Simple Explanation".
We really do learn stuff in that class, I swear.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
From an unknown Avatar/Warhammer 40K fanfic:
"Spare us your pity, alien. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?
"Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.
"You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.
"We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.
edited 11th Feb '13 4:48:23 PM by dRoy
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Princess Ymir's knightess
Roy is quoting a Complete Monster!!! A crowning moment of evil?
edited 11th Feb '13 4:50:16 PM by kay4today
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
If you say so, sure.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Princess Ymir's knightess
Well, it's a little mean... but I can see why people would think that Aang is an alien. He does look pretty weird. :V
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Anyone will look weird with an arrow tattoo on their head.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Princess Ymir's knightess
Racist!
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
I am the king of all racists. I make Nazis and KKK look tolerant. That's how racist I am.
edited 11th Feb '13 4:56:57 PM by dRoy
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
"OH I FORGOT SWORDING. SWORDING IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN PUNCHING. THERE'S NO GM YOU CAN'T DEFEAT WITH A GOOD KATANA."
As seen on my Facebook.
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Am I a weirdo?
An amazing quote by Hodor over in the Complete Monster thread:
"I'm skeptical that any hot tub could qualify, even a particularly evil one."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
"The biggest part of making music is sitting together and talking rubbish."
edited 20th Feb '13 4:02:15 AM by Lemurian
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Bloody Fossil
That's the biggest part of a lot of things, isn't it?
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Totes true. It's called the creative process.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Just awesome like that
Wiki How has an article on How to Make Milk Steak With Jelly Beans
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"And then you got this dumbfuck healer showing her boobs to goddamn everything with eyes!"
- my buddy Hayes, referring to another buddy in D&D who has his elf chick flash people like he is on GGW.
Freelance Worrywart
"Bears don't study creative writing." - Somebody's threat analysis system.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
the cutest lizard
From a comment thread in this Cracked article (it's in the top voted comment's thread).
edited 4th Mar '13 4:45:08 PM by Malph
Just awesome like that
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I love Cracked's comments sections. Though there are obviously the stupid and trollish comments, there seems to be a higher frequency of actually funny or thoughtful comments than on most sites.
On occasion, the Internet Movie Firearms Database can get really snarky with it's image captions. A few good examples come from their Metal Gear Solid 4 and Far Cry 3 pages, but these are only some of the ones that I found that tickled me.
edited 19th Mar '13 11:18:24 AM by Wooboo
"If drinking more than three standard drinks a day reduces your overall lifespan by 30 years then I must be at like-3000! Hahaha!" - my buddy Rayas
One Winged Egret
"Some kids are growing up bilingual in Elvish and Klingon."
—Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West dated 27 May 1927
I think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
PM box is always open.