Heresiarch Command
Okay not really that bad compared to some other really primitive first wave extreme metal out there but Tom G. Warrior and co. were still really getting their shit together when they made this. Awesomely engrish-heavy lyrics
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edited 8th May '12 12:48:54 PM by StillbirthMachine
Only Death Is Real
Pretty Little Horse
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Wow, that really was way better.
3 microphones forever
"And when I see her broken skull / I know I'm livin' in Satan's rule" is a pretty Painful Rhyme. Also the title of "Bloody Pussies" cracked me up, mostly because I was imagining a very British man exclaiming it while tripping over some cats.
edited 8th May '12 1:34:40 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Heading for tomorrow
Hellhammer is awesome, whachoo talkin' bout?
And if you want Engrish lyrics, early Sodom and Sarcofago are the way to go.
edited 8th May '12 6:56:12 PM by WoolieWool
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"
The Silent Hill Song. Warning: Also an Ear Worm.
Heresiarch Command
Hellhammer are great IMO but the Death Fiend demo was pretty sloppy even by 'fago/first wave extreme metal standards.
edited 8th May '12 9:24:38 PM by StillbirthMachine
Only Death Is Real
Kitty!
I actually like Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg. If you're not familiar with the former, he was the one who started the gangsta rap genre and arguably made the best rap album ever (The Chronic). He was also a member of NWA.
This is a lot funnier than it sounds because I'm a scrawny white boy living in the US Midwest.
edited 9th May '12 12:20:36 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end
Moronic, pretentious fan
Dre is cool, especially as a part of NWA (who are just straight-up badass, with the possible exception of Eazy-E). Not so keen on Snoop, he's alright though.
As a pale, scrawny British prog nerd, I am in a similar position, but the idea that you have to fit a certain demographic to listen to certain music doesn't fly with me anyway.
Because I choose to.
3 microphones forever
I mainly know this song because The Fall of all people did a cover. They pretty much totally changed the last verse, which is too bad, because I'd love to have heard Mark E. Smith singing "I hate them, yes, I hate the cheese and pickle".
edited 14th May '12 12:02:00 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
3 microphones forever
Oh, and it was supposed to be bad, but that deliberately unreleasable demo album Van Morrison basically made out of Writer Revolt. I tracked down the whole thing somewhere once, and hearing the whole album makes it even more ridiculous - every song is pretty much the exact same thing, and you can tell he wrote and recorded the whole thing in one sitting because as the tracks go on his acoustic guitar gradually falls more out of tune:
edited 17th May '12 12:09:43 AM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Just awesome like that
I can't believe I forgot this: One of the most brilliant minds in pop music of the past half century and the most famous of The Beach Boys made this:
Granted, he was being greatly manipulated by his therapist and had tons of issues going on in his brain at the time that he made it, but he still made it and sent promo singles of it to DJs.
edited 16th May '12 1:03:34 PM by 0dd1
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wak
Space Invaders, by Player One. It's like Pac-Man Fever: The Song.
Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.
Just awesome like that
But "Pac-Man Fever" is a song.
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3 microphones forever
Actually, yeah, let's throw that one in there:
Just awesome like that
Aw, I've always thought it was a legitimately good song, all things considered.
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so i made a new avatar
It's almost Nightmare Fuel.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
wak
Has anyone heard of Krispy Kreme?!
This guy is a MEME MACHINE!
edited 20th Jun '12 7:16:17 AM by MrMallard
Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.
Jesus he's amazing
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Tight Pants / Body Rolls
https://www.youtube.com/embed/J1c2KzJbcGA"
Edit: Why is the embed not working? Oh well, have a link instead.
edited 10th Jul '12 6:30:39 AM by Anolki
Just awesome like that
Here:
For reference, to do this, you use the following (without the spaces): [[ youtube: video id]]
edited 10th Jul '12 8:28:25 PM by 0dd1
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A chub from the Grant Corporation
How did the thread get this long with no mention of Lucia Pamela?
I had to stop this song in the middle the first time I heard it because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Mweheheh
Some of my "favorites", listed in order from most to least entertaining (can someone else please be a dear and find You Tube links?):
1. "Drank In My Cup" - Kirko Bangz
2. "Loca People (WTF)" - Sak Noel
3. "T. H. E. (The Hardest Ever)" - will.i.am ft. Jennifer Lopez and Mick Jagger
4. "Bounce" - Jonas Brothers ft. Demi Lovato
5. "HYFR" - Drake ft. Lil Wayne
edited 23rd Aug '12 11:48:54 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Hey, gorgeous
Killing myself from shame if anyone IRL finds this post.
Memento Mori
Someone I know was involved in a "Hot Problems" parody I kinda enjoy. If nothing else the change in genre makes the monotonous melody fit better:
I could not get all the way through the Graal track - what's sort of weird is that the first minute and a half was actually some kind of nice mood-setting that made me expect something along the lines of early Pink Floyd, then those goofy vocals kicked in, and shortly after more and more ridiculousness just started piling on.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.