You ask the next poster a question, and then the next poster answers it and posts their own question.
Do you own any pets?
"Just as planned."
No.
Does he look like a bitch?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Fine, but you got to pay me first.
Which is your favourite candy?
Nuh nur
Hershey drops.
What is your purpose?
Follow my Tumblr.
At the heart of the world...
To find one. 
What's not your purpose?
Dave
Everything else but my purpose.
What is the best android?
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Not my phone, I can tell you that much.
Does your phone's web browser do bookmarks in folders?
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Yes.
Do you live by sword, and are you armed wherever you go because you're paranoid?
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I tend to go unarmed because I look like the type of guy no one would mess with.
Paper or plastic?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lovely Legilimens
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
82123
You're the bird, I'm the worm, and it's plain to see that we were meant to be.
Five favorite albums of all time, go!
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
At the heart of the world...
5. Billy Joel's Greatest Hits
4. Breakfast in America
3. Bookends
2. Little Earthquakes
1. Wish You Were Here
If you could have all the time in the world, but none of the money you had before, what would you do?
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I would enjoy what I've just bought. Hey, you never said how I lost the money. 
What work of fiction do you currently love, yet you've only known of it within the last 6 months or less?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Destroyer of worlds.
Avatar The Last Airbender and its Sequel Series. Great shows, which I happened to find just as Lo K was ending. Such is the way of things.
Same question.
edited 21st Jan '15 10:11:02 AM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Jer gets all the girls
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
What song is stuck in your head right now?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Listening now.
You?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Tubthumping- Chumbawumba
Pissing the night away...
What is your favorite Genre of music?
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
What do you think of me?
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Thanks!
edited 21st Jan '15 7:12:19 PM by PhoenixKnight6
"You cannot erase God with an edict."-Romney Wordsworth
Digimon is coming back!
You seem fun.
How are you feeling right now?
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756
my current job
Neutral, mostly.
You feel the same?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Sadly, yes.
You too?
At the heart of the world...
I feel like a stray buoy in the ocean, just rolling with the waves, always changing direction.
What kind of existential phrase (like above) would you use to describe yourself?
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I can't exactly think of an "existential phrase" to describe me, but a simple metaphor should suffice. I'm pretty much The Sacred Darkness in terms of personality: chilled, calm, quiet, non-judgmental, distant, and surprisingly colorful with a good depth of logical understanding.
Besides anything about people and personality, what would you consider to be metaphorically deep?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
If you could meet any anime character who would you choose?
edited 21st Jan '15 7:16:54 PM by PhoenixKnight6
"You cannot erase God with an edict."-Romney Wordsworth
Nope.
Don't you love her madly? Wanna be her daddy?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.