Whamise this line. A Game.

A person had traveled through out many Pixar-themed worlds and had just finished a trip from the world of Monsters Inc and enters the world of Brave. He meets the Witch and recognizes her.

My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

edited 9th Feb '14 10:04:01 PM by Psyga315

"I ate a man alive tonight." Bonus points if you get the reference! Gravity Falls

The blood thirsty villain protagonist demigod has just has just succeeded in his quest to be acknowledged and accepted as a son of the god of war, and takes said god up on his offer to live in the god's realm. He expects a Vahalla-esqe field of combat and carnage; instead he finds a serene glade, its weary residents resting, and its magical properties binding him from hurting anyone.

Scenario: A friend trying to convince someone that they are a bad person fail:

"I don't think that I'm a good person."

"You passed through the flames of justice unharmed! You must be a good person!"

"I'm not so sure those were real. Did you make an illusion of golden fire to try to convince me?"

"So what if I did? I'm sure that you're a good person. Why do you think otherwise?"

"I ate a man alive tonight."

So...yeah...you're a mermaid. Great.

edited 10th Feb '14 11:22:41 PM by Sharur

"Pretty pink chocolate monkeys are raining from the sky!" the President screamed.

Our heroine discovers that her fishtail is not going to gain her the hot boy.

The President has gone mad from the stresses of office and the moral weight of some of the things he has had to do.

That girl is a variable. Variables are very, very bad.

edited 11th Feb '14 12:24:13 PM by TooManyIdeas

The revelation that the heroine is one of the few who are completely and truly free to chose their actions. This challenges the existing power structure who decides the fates of everyone.

'I' never said he stole the money.

edited 12th Feb '14 6:10:49 AM by soban

Someone did, but it was just a kid, so no one believed him.

It's not dying. It's only half-living.

A line that basically sums up villain's plan to become an all-powerful lich. When confronted by heroes who point out he will be merely an undead, he uses this line to likely note that he will still retain enough of his humanity to properly function and be capable of doing complex things.

"Young lady... I was prepared."

edited 2nd Mar '14 9:47:35 AM by FergardStratoavis

Our Combat Pragmatist heroine had lain in wait for hours before launching the perfect ambush assassination attempt. Moving in complete silence through the dark, weapon drawn, the heroine leaps at her target...

Only to be blocked and struck down by our villain's cane. He draws a knife and prepares to plunge it into our hero's heart. The only word she has enough breath to say is, "How?"

The villain answers.

"Give. Me. CHOCOLATE!"

edited 2nd Mar '14 10:27:20 AM by Poisonarrow

A dubious-morality agent is finally frustrated and pushed past the breaking point, and when someone asks what's bothering him, it reveals that he wants to speed up crop production no matter what the cost.

As Sandra answered the call to come into the office, she saw Mr. Sanders at his desk, a paper crumpled in his hand and sweated through beyond legibility. She rehearsed what she would say in her mind at least ten times. She had to get it right, because she could never tell what he was thinking. She finally spoke up, "Sir, did you get the reports? It's bad out there, the medical team's fallen through, the cacao plants aren't getting enough attention, and the workers are—"
"I know the reports..." Mr. Sanders grumbled, a tired look in his eyes.
"What do you plan to do about it?"
"I don't know, and I really don't care what you do..." he continued as he stood up from his desk and glared into Sandra's eyes. She jumped pack, having never seen this behavior from him before, hearing him say, "I just care about the results. Give me results. Give. Me. Chocolate!"

"The answer's fifteen. Now get out of my face."

edited 2nd Mar '14 11:30:05 AM by BaffleBlend

The previously-unknown villain reveals the answer to a riddle, and proceeds to gun down one of the heroes, much to the horror of his friends who had been trying to crack the code for too long.

I wasn't really trying to hide it, you know.

edited 10th Mar '14 5:42:36 AM by RandomAdventure

The old master reveals that the heroes wasted valuable time going on a long quest to get a heroic artifact because he was going to just give it to them.

"I didn't order the nachos."

"Y-M-C-A, it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!" (Side Note: I hate having songs stuck in my head. -Miscellaneous Soup)

The hero has just started snacking on some nachos which were delivered to their table. The Lancer asks The Chick if she made sure that they didn't contain an ingredient which strips the hero of his powers. She didn't order them.

Muffins, you say?

edited 11th Mar '14 9:00:06 AM by Bisected8

Miscellaneous Soup, you have to whamise the above person's line before you can make your own line. Those are the rules.

Our heroine arrives home and one of her team finds a note from her grandma. They read it and tell the heroine that her grandma is cooking some muffins. The heroine says this line as she realizes that her kid sister, nicknamed Muffins, is stuck in the oven.

"Oh, these pamphlets? I got them from the bear over there."

In a typical sitcom, one character launches a Zany Scheme to get pamphlets for something. After the plan ends in an Epic Fail, he finds out he could have just gotten them from the school's very grumpy events manager (aka, the 'bear').

I give you three words: No more tribes.

The Hero fights his way to the control room of the genocidal Visionary Villain to stop his plan to rule the world by destroying all the tribes who oppose assimilation into his empire, only for the villain to tell him "You Are Too Late" and that he's already launched his Doomsday Device, annihilating the resisting tribes.

"We have a caller on the line for a Mr. Hugh Jass."

edited 11th Mar '14 2:42:30 PM by KSPAM

It's the final stage in an attempt to take down a terrorist cell. The soldiers are in position to fall in on them. But before the order can be given, the special line reserved for undercover soldiers rings. The lower ranking officer who picked it up states the above line without realizing what he's saying.

"But Steve, the monkeys have already finished."

edited 11th Mar '14 4:32:23 PM by Elfhunter

Hundreds of Monkeys working on Type Writers have completed the worlds greatest novel.... which is also a massive Brown Note that drives anyone who reads it completely and murderously nuts.

The hero Steve, has rushed to inform his allies of this before it's completed, only to be told these words when he arrives and lets everyone in on what he's learned.

The reason you fail is because you, like so many before you, are unable to grasp the fact that Revenge is never an end goal. It's merely a extra bonus on the path to your primary goal.

Three siblings have been working together to avenge their parents' murder at the hand of the Big Bad, with the help of a few sympathetic officials (because parental murder tends to rub most people the wrong way). Then one of the latter says this and reveals they had their own agenda...

Yellow or red? The light just turned tangerine...

One of the main characters is driving a car with several other members of the cast. This is where they realize that the driver has been exposed to the toxin driving the plot; the first symptom of its effects is the onset of color blindness.

This is Africa, bru. If you can't stand the heat, stay indoors.

A dark echo of what a character visiting Africa for the first time was told upon arriving and complaining about the heat. Now he's been betrayed by the very friend who greeted him that way, and is about to be executed.

"Good news is we kept the brain alive. We can cut the rest off, put the brain in something else, and put THAT back on in place."

edited 6th Apr '14 6:01:23 PM by maxwellelvis

The hero and villain supposedly had their fates sealed in the Collapsing Lair. An allied doctor speaks the following lines. But the brain is not of the hero, but of the villain and the doctor has made a Face–Heel Turn.

"We just love dancing to this tune."

edited 6th Apr '14 7:43:37 PM by Worlder

A group of secondary protagonists has been brainwashed into following a deranged cult leader, who is forcing them to dance using a hypnotic song. This line is the giveaway that they've gone off the deep end.

"Okey dokey Dave!"

This "Dave" isn't the same as the character David. Dave is a hallucination by the character who spoke this line.

"Rematch?"