Hoo boy, decided to edit this after 3 whole years. Guess NEETs
have a lot of free time on their hands. At least, I think
I'm a NEET. Definitely if the Education part of the acronym refers to formal
education. My name is Ashwin Nair (you pronounce the "Ash" as you would "Ush" in Usher and my last name rhymes with liar). I'm a 22-year old male troper from India.
Now, you must be wondering why I picked the name "Elfhunter". Well, it's because someone else already took "Outcast", and boy let me tell you, the second I find that bastard I'm going to cut his... [[The content here has been removed by moderators for being too graphic]]
...and then set the pig
on fire too.
That's fine and all, I hear you say, but how did you decide on the name "Elfhunter"? Well, I'm really addicted to Dota 2
. I mean, I could miss meals if I end up on a winning streak. I think I sacrificed my studies a bit because of it. That and Anime
. And that's the story of how I became a NEET. But wait, you say, Dota 2 doesn't have any Elf races, so you couldn't
have based your nick off of it. And that is indeed correct.
Did the above paragraph seem like a colossal waste of time? Good, that was one of my talents on display. Believe me, you don't want to meet me in real life, it will be ten times as worse.
Despite what I've said above, I'm actually non-violent by nature. Unless you happen to piss me off and then immediately lie down on the ground. I've packed in a lot of kilograms (and quite a few more pounds) specifically for that situation.
My taste in music is weird. I can listen to anything from Alice in Chains
to Avenged Sevenfold
to cutesy J-pop
Oh, and my nick is based off of an even older nick I used when playing Duelmasters
online, but the train of thought that brought me to this nick is a thing of beauty, which might drive you insane if I were to lay it out for you. But I don't hate anyone enough to subject them to that fate. Except for Outcast. Seriously, f**k that... [[Dude, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?]]
Well, I think I've rambled enough. Here's some tropes describing me: