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A Tale Of Some People Doing Things No One Cares About

Have you even read that book?

A Drama About People Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse That Really Doesn't Innovate Anything And Mostly Rehashes Shit We've Seen A Billion Other Times In Countless Other Zombie Movies But Somehow It Does Them Well.

GAME OVER - PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN

edited 12th Jul '12 2:38:10 PM by Elbruno

Demented Yuppie Scum

Android Destroyer

Decadent and Depraved in Las Vegas

Evil Sorcerer in Chinatown

Back and Forth Through Time

The Villain in This James Bond Movie is Goldfinger

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

edited 12th Jul '12 3:36:04 PM by SeanMurrayI

A Story of High School Girls and Their Strange Daily Lives *

edited 12th Jul '12 3:47:48 PM by Trivialis

General Ripper or: How I Managed to Exceed Authority and Start a Nuclear Holocaust

Moby Dick... but with SPACESHIPS (and Ricardo Montalban)

Young Black Man Dressed as Old Black Woman Goes to Jail

Dinosaurs Eat People On An Island In The Middle Of Nowhere

A Green Guy, a Metal Guy, a Thunder Guy, A Red, White and Blue Guy, a Chick, and a dude who shoots arrows fight someone with big antlers.

Yellow Poriferan With Rectangular Pants

edited 12th Jul '12 4:32:41 PM by Kossmeister

@Prometheus: I read some of it, but it bored me to tears.

Evil Record Producer Kidnaps Aliens And Makes Them His Idol Singers By Brainwashing Them

edited 12th Jul '12 4:32:59 PM by PhysicalStamina

The 102-Minute Story

Chinese Girl Crossdresses To Join Sexist Army

Four kids play a video game to create a new universe, are helped out by twelve aliens, and end up creating themselves and their ancestors, who appear as children later on. Also, there's a huge Hulk-like monster and two young ones of most likely the same species and a cue-ball headed evil guy who is the 'father' of the huge hulking brute.

A fox and his team go into space to defeat their rivals, led by a wolf. Also, it is pretty much the start of the Furry Fandom.

Huge Pop Star Makes Movie About How Awesome He Is And That Drugs Are Bad But Robots Are Cool

edited 12th Jul '12 4:40:59 PM by PhysicalStamina

Alternatively:

Four kids play a game that destroys their planet and makes them create a universe with the aid/trolling of twelve other alien kids that also played that game while everybody around them starts to die.

A boy/girl goes around their region of the world with, at maximum, six monsters that are meant to defend said boy/girl while they take part in battles with others who also make use of these monsters to eventually become the champion battler of their region.

edited 12th Jul '12 4:44:42 PM by Rivux

Awkward Escapist Boy And His Two Angsty Friends Battle George Lopez In His Dreams

edited 12th Jul '12 4:46:28 PM by PhysicalStamina

Seeing Dead People

Judge Doom Framed Roger Rabbit

Earth

edited 12th Jul '12 4:47:14 PM by SeanMurrayI

THAT B*TCH TOOK MY SKULL!

edited 12th Jul '12 4:47:47 PM by PhysicalStamina

Johnny Moronic

Ship Sinks, Thousands Die, Kinda Depressing

Batman Begins... to Apologize for the Joel Schumacher Movies

edited 12th Jul '12 4:57:57 PM by SeanMurrayI

Australian Man complains loudly about video games in one long breath.

Lifetime Movie Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

edited 12th Jul '12 4:58:35 PM by PhysicalStamina

Attack of the 100 Foot Schoolgirls, only they're not attacking you. They're attacking Kaiju every Monday.

A blue hedgehog and his other anthropomorphic and oddly-colored friends kick robotic butt, find emeralds, defeat a fat man who needs more meat on his legs to be proportionate, and get killed numerous times.

Shamylan completely and effortlessly butchers an awesome cartoon in so many depressing ways.