Well, when a tuna fish and a human love each other very much...
Where do doorstops come from?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Well, when a wedge of cheese loves a piece of plastic more than society says they should...
Where do DENNIS come from?
Well, when a castle, CATS, and a Masquerain love each other very much...
Where does this topic come from?
edited 24th Mar '11 12:42:44 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Well, when a troper and a "new thread" button love each other very much...
Where does Belgium come from?
Well, when France and the Netherlands love each other very much...
Where do tropes come from?
Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.When cliches and television love each other very much, something interesting is the child. And when THAT loves another interesting thing very much...
Where do Disaster Dominoes come from?
When bored people and dominoes love each other very much....
Where do tropers come from?
Everything is a lie.Well, when a genre savvy person and a compendium of popular culture throughout history hook up on an online dating site...
Where do comic books come from?
Well, when a pencil and paper love each other very much...
Where do giants come from?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Well, when a mommy and daddy giant get drunk and go back to their place...
Where does Physical Stamina come from?
edited 19th Mar '13 6:34:31 AM by PhysicalStamina
Well, when some strong muscles, a halthy lifestyle, anime and [BLEEP] love each other a little TOO much...
Where do pencil erasers come from?
Well, when a pencil and an eraser love each other in a carnal fashion...
Where do hipster scarves come from?
The aliens made 'em,you thought humans would make 'em,...pul-eeze. No,no,no,no,no aliens and uh fabric,...uh they uh kinda had thing for each other and uh yeah,....
Where does milk come from?
edited 1st Jul '13 10:54:31 PM by terlwyth
Cows.
Where did I come from?
An egg.
Where do Legendary Pokémon come from?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Well, when Arceus is bored, he makes a legendary pokemon.
Oh, you mean Arceus? He came from an egg.
Where do babies come from?
edited 1st Jul '13 11:01:11 PM by ironcommando
...ehehThey come from the Day Care Realm, under the Soul Recycling Ward.
Where do tropes come from?
edited 1st Jul '13 11:02:09 PM by MikuruFan
Eleven posts above yours.
Where does air come from?
...ehehOh right.
Air comes from the mythological Purifier in the Sky, where all stale air is made new.
Where does redundancy come from?
Will when Dunds and Ancys get to know each other twice.
Where do morals come from?
edited 1st Jul '13 11:16:50 PM by philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.When m does a really disgusting sexual act involving the mouth with s, you get morals.
Where do dirty jokes come from?
...ehehThey come from the Brain of Mud. Its secretions are sent through the Humor Filter.
Where do phone calls come from?
Well, you start with a comedian, then you add hormones, one thing leads to another, and bada bing, you got yourself a salad.
Inside the house. Take the kids and get out before the clown kills you.
Where do memes come from?
edited 1st Jul '13 11:24:56 PM by Scrounge
They come from magnets
edited 5th Jul '13 11:41:13 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Demonstration:
Poster 1: Where do computers come from?
Poster 2: Well, when a TV monitor and a typewriter love each other a lot...
Where do musical instruments come from?
And so forth. Got it memorized?
Where do mermaids come from?