Describe
EndarkCuli here.
Well, since you insist...
Where to start? Physical attributes and style would probably be best. I'm definitely MALE, no matter what the rest of this profile says. I'm 19 years old, have dark brown hair & eyes, a semi-trimmed beard/mustache/sideburn trifecta, a scrawny frame, and I can't remember the last time I measured my height. I do know that I'm a mere 150-ish pounds; while I'm still not as heavy as the average guy, it's a healthier weight than I've been before. My clothing tends to be of the relaxed, comfortable sort; fashion is for people that care about being popular. I do tend to go for darker colours, with my latest jacket being deep navy blue with two dark orange stripes down the front.
Next up, background. I'm a teenager living in the surburban town of Minden, Ontario, Canada. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays, I commute to a university in a more lively town called Bracebridge. My DNA is part-Italian; half, to be specific, as my father, his parents, and a bunch of aunts and uncles had come directly from Italy to Canada.
The rest of me is still Canadian, though. Like the majority of families in the world, mine's dysfunctional; my dad died of cancer when I was in 7th grade, though mom's been working hard to support herself and I. Speaking of deaths,the first death I witnessed was my uncle Al's (Year 2000, and I was 8)...this is getting rather morbid, isn't it? Better move on...
My personality? Well, first and foremost, I pride myself on chivalry. And not just opening doors and picking up dropped books; I'd let a bully punch my teeth out if it meant some other innocent kid had time to get away. If I'm led to believe that you're
not innocent, though, best of luck to you. I like to think of myself as very intelligent and cunning; a concept supported by all-A report cards (if you ignore Phys. Ed. and Chemistry). I'm usually sarcastic, pessimistic, lazy, paranoid, and overly sensitive. But, if given the chance by a lady, I'd try my hardest to be optimistic and romantic if for no other reason than to see them smile. I'm also an atheist, and plan to remain one, even though I was raised by a very catholic family. Finally, I assume that I'm friendly; my only comrades in reality are a guy more stoic than I am and a guy that's more of a
Cloudcuckoolander, but I've known them for years and have yet to lose their trust.
Did I mention that I'm chivalrous, smart, sensitive, friendly, and that I could be very romantic? You'd think that I'd have a girlfriend by now...or at least a first kiss...or at least a female friend. To be honest, I'm kinda desperate for any sort of companionship at this point. However, despite accepting that many people in today's society wish to establish relations outside of the stereotypical norm, I currently refuse any alternatives to finding a female to hold dear and care for. My day will come...right?
My three main hobbies are playing video games, reading manga, and writing stuff. Ideas for the novel I plan to write some day, concepts for a video game, fanfiction...whatever comes to mind, really. My dream in life is to write the plot of an awesome video game, or at least a really good book. Fun fact: my username is the name of one of the eight main protagonists in said game/book, minus a space.
...Oh, and I have Asperger's Syndrome. I tend to mention that fact last, seeing as the majority of peers that know I have a mental disability like to focus on the 'disability' part.
Some tropes that I think would apply to me
- Badass Bookworm: Ever kick the class bully in the privates, in front of the teacher, and get away without even a detention? For the remainder of that week, I was a hero to the rest of my Grade 9 Drama class.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Never study today what you can improvise tomorrow. This philosophy got me a mark over 80% in most of my high school classes.
- Cloudcuckoolander: The occasional moment. A minor one is, during a debate between friends on whether mutants could beat super-soldiers, I pointed out that the term 'mutant' wasn't really defined, and could possibly be as little a difference as the changes in genetic structure between regular parents and regular offspring. I did so while acting like Miles Edgeworth; "OBJECTION!", hand gestures, and all.
- Covert Pervert: I'm a teenaged male, and thus I DO have 'that' on the mind every now and then, but I tend to be discreet about it as much as possible.
- Crazy-Prepared: In my previous jacket, I was able to carry a total of seven penils, my house keys, five dollars in assorted change, a safety pin, an erasor, a sticky note pad, some unused Kleenex, a napkin, some breath mints, a magnet, a battery, a paper clip, a screw, a pebble, a pair of scissors, a small comb, a fingernail clipper, a piece of copper wire, a calculator, a bookmark, a combination lock, a ruler, a hand-powered flashlight, and my sunglasses. The zippers broke on it (no surprise, with all that stuff), but my new, cooler jacket still carries most of that stuff.
- Genre Savvy: Just like everyone else on this site.
- Grammar Nazi: Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma is my greatest Berserk Button.
- Heavy Sleeper: Unless I set the alarm to a radio station loudly playing rock & roll, my usual sleep time is about 10-12 hours.
- The Klutz: If I had a dollar for every time I got injured from mundane events, such as walking too close to an open door and getting a doorknob to the gut, I could buy...well, something that isn't cheap, at least.
- Messy Hair: I don't honestly cared about personal appearance, save for anything that could qualify as a medical problem.
- Otaku: Specifically, the "Anime and Manga" and "Gaming" flavours.
- The Quiet One: Compared to everyone else I've been acquaintances with so far in life.
- Unlucky Childhood Friend: Although she developed into a person nearly everyone at my high school knows as an 'overachieving [CENSORED]', I still feel regret that the first female friend I ever had completely rejected me from 7th Grade onwards.
- Unlucky Everydude: While I've already admitted to being a pessimist, there does seem to be enough notable occurrences of my life taking a weird and interesting turn that I believe I could qualify as this.
- The Woobie: I must admit that I'm socializing a bit more and have smiled now and then, but there's a good portion of my life that I don't think anyone would be prepared to go through.
Projects I've Worked On that I've Made Pages For
Because my ego needs a boost every now and then in order to prevent the dust from jamming everything up.
And now, time for my interests! As I have a rather large library of them, I will only list those that I have avatars of in the TV Tropes Forum.
Anime, Manga, Animated Film, & Cartoons
Live-Action TV Shows
Webcomics and Web Original
Video Games
- Ace Attorney
- Arc Rise Fantasia
- Ar tonelico
- Ateleir Series (I've played the Iris trilogy, Annie, and Roronoa)
- BlazBlue (Though I'm usually bad at fighting games)
- Cave Story
- Dept Heaven Series (Riviera, Yggdra Union, Knights in the Nightmare...)
- Disgaea (Currently own the first three, Disgaea Infinite, and the Prinny games)
- Eternal Poison
- Eternal Sonata
- Final Fantasy (Currently own I-X, X-2, XII, XII: Revenant Wings, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, all the Tactics titles, and all non-downloadable Crystal Chronicles titles)
- Fire Emblem (Own all games currently shipped to America)
- F-Zero
- Golden Sun
- Half Minute Hero
- Kirby
- The Legend of Zelda
- Luminous Arc
- Megaman
- My Sims (Own Party & Sky Heroes)
- No More Heroes
- Odin Sphere
- Ōkami
- Pokémon (Don't have Black or White, though)
- Professor Layton
- Psychonauts
- Radiata Stories
- Sam & Max
- Sengoku Basara
- Shin Megami Tensei (Includes main series, Persona games, and all other spin-offs)
- Soul Nomad & the World Eaters
- Star Ocean
- Super Mario Bros.
- Super Robot Wars Original Generation
- Tales Series (Symphonia, Abyss, etc.)
- Valkyria Chronicles
- Valkyrie Profile
- Viewtiful Joe
- WarioWare
- The World Ends with You
- Yume Nikki
- Zack & Wiki
Other
- The Beatles
- Improv comedy (ex. "Whose Line Is It Anyways?")
To anyone visiting this page: feel free to write stuff down here!
May I give you a hug? - Mst3kluv
- Sure, anytime! (accepts hug, and hugs back)
YO! What is up my Canadian grammar nazi friend?
Gambit508
- Oh, nothing out of the ordinary, my American friend with a decent-sized sweet tooth. Not that normality is a bad thing, of course.
- On the other hand, it is not a good thing. Normality is True Neutral
The faeries wish to thank you for the vandalization and the avatars:
they just wouldn't feel right if this wasn't an equivalent exchange. ;) -
a faerie
- Remarkable sense of morals, those fairies. I think I'm growing quite fond of them myself.
HELLO DELAYED REACTION ACTION!
* I blame winter. Now that spring is arriving and my brain isn't slug-speed...
Hope your day is super-wonderful, too! :D
Sparky Lurkdragon
- Oh, my days are a bit of a mix. I sincerely hope that your days are going well, though!
Howdy! Glad you're enjoying our Fire Emblem draft, you seem like a cool guy. Actually, looking through your profile, you seem eerily similar to me IRL—pretty much
everything in the main description and tropes, minus the second paragraph, being an atheist, and manga, applies to me. Hope we both find the girl we're looking for...
montagohalcyon
- Oh, if only forming a close bond with someone was as easy as it is in Fire Emblem. Then again, there's been times where I killed everything on a Seize map and just pressed 'End Turn' 50 or 60 times until people started talking, and the old-fashioned way of starting relationships certainly seems less boring sometimes...On a completely different note, thanks for finding and correcting those errors I made; if you'd just told me about them, I would've gone nuts and scanned this page for mistakes until my eyes dried out!
