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thatguythere47 Since: Jul, 2010
#1: Mar 10th 2011 at 2:08:20 PM

You know that guy who has to beat everyone else's story, even if it means going to such insane reaches that he's either Jesus or lying? We have entire pages of that! I was considering doing a live blog of some of these but honestly the pages speak for themselves.

My new favorite.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales/CoitusUninterruptus

Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
#2: Mar 10th 2011 at 2:11:13 PM

Most troper tales are really good and funny though.

Why do we have to discuss the shitty ones?

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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#3: Mar 10th 2011 at 2:21:52 PM

Because they Cross the Line Twice, making it even funnier.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
defiance
#4: Mar 10th 2011 at 2:53:41 PM

Most troper tales are just sorta dull. Like, I really am not interested in some random teenager's D&D campaign.

Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.
Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#5: Mar 11th 2011 at 1:58:48 AM

Most troper tales are really good and funny though.

troper tales

good and funny

cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#6: Mar 11th 2011 at 3:25:03 AM

yeah, I agree with Merton.

We should ban all examples unless it actually happened.

Not a RP example, something that happened here.

No one cares, nerds. No one.

Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#7: Mar 11th 2011 at 5:13:14 AM

Is this a stealth IJBM thread or is that more like the "Edit Banned" one?

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
ABNDT Since: Mar, 2011
#8: Mar 11th 2011 at 5:14:41 AM

I think the intent behind this thread was, "post your favorite Troper Tales so we can laugh at them together," so the latter.

EgregiousEric from space (I am from space) Since: Jun, 2009
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#10: Mar 11th 2011 at 8:30:34 AM

I like troper tales. I think they're entertaining.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#11: Mar 11th 2011 at 2:41:19 PM

This is one of the few that managed to amuse me:

Because this troper always had the luxury of a personal laptop he never felt like trying anything fancy with his over 80 megs of porn. Unfortunately he forgot to wipe the hard drive when he sold said laptop.

80 megs? What are you, fucking Amish?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#12: Mar 11th 2011 at 2:56:09 PM

Fucking amish

This is this Troper's fetish

I can't stop listening to this
DYRE Since: Apr, 2010
#13: Mar 11th 2011 at 2:57:07 PM

This troper believes that no one's fully good or fully evil. For instance, Hitler loved his dog, was avegetarian, and was a family man. My philosophy is kinda like what happens when Rousseau Was Right and Humans Are Bastards collide in a collision course. In that everyone has the potential to do both good and evil deeds.
So... liking dogs is good enough to make up for, say, the holocaust?

edited 11th Mar '11 2:57:27 PM by DYRE

Scardoll Burn Since: Nov, 2010
Burn
#14: Mar 11th 2011 at 3:11:13 PM

Actually, he has a point. Everyone has the potential to do good or evil deeds.

On everything else, he's a complete skinhead fruitcake.

edited 11th Mar '11 3:11:40 PM by Scardoll

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#15: Mar 11th 2011 at 11:56:39 PM

Someone post some funny troper tales so we can lol all night.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#17: Mar 12th 2011 at 12:16:01 AM

Only one I've ever liked was Porn Stash.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
apassingthought Moments Like Ghosts from the Fantasy Ghetto Since: Aug, 2010
Moments Like Ghosts
#18: Mar 12th 2011 at 9:12:58 AM

Some of them on True Art Is Incomprehensible are good.

edited 12th Mar '11 9:13:30 AM by apassingthought

Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#19: Mar 12th 2011 at 11:30:58 AM

Not a RP example, something that happened here

Actually, RP examples are the only things that saved some of the pages, so they probably will keep them.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
Videogamer07 from the U.S. Since: Oct, 2010
#20: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:06:05 PM

So... liking dogs is good enough to make up for, say, the holocaust?

I think the person was saying that even the most evil of people can have positive traits. S/he probably wasn't saying that those good things balance out the bad.

Anyway, I'm not a fan of Troper Tales, but then again, most of the ones I've seen are complaint-based ones (Pet Peeve Trope, Hype Aversion, the now-deleted Hype Backlash, etc.), so maybe I need to see some of the better pages. One that I like is Critical Backlash, but even that one has some complaining in it...

Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
#21: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:56:42 PM

As corny as it sounds, I credit Critical Backlash for making me not feel alone in liking the much-maligned Cardcaptors dub, so I can't hate all Troper Tales. Though considering the worst ones are getting deleted or curated, they seem to be headed for Mostly Harmless territory.

edited 13th Mar '11 9:58:14 PM by Cliche

Scardoll Burn Since: Nov, 2010
Burn
#22: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:24:59 PM

Dear God, there's a Troper Tales for Moe...

Everybody hates taking care of their drunk friend at a party, but I'm going to admit right now that I never mind, because the whole thing is so damn moe.

What is this I don't even...

edited 13th Mar '11 10:26:21 PM by Scardoll

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
thatguythere47 Since: Jul, 2010
#23: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:36:06 PM

from the A Darker Me tales

This troper becomes this when in a bad mood. Amazingly, his bad mood once consumed him for about a year, as he woke up and felt like he was 13 again (for comparison, back when I was 13, I was happily listening to folk music and not wanting to listen to anything else. During that time, I listen to mostly a combination of rock and metal, with no folk at all) and, looking back on the year, realised he had barely been himself. To this day, I have absolutely no idea what brought that on. For the concerned, I'm better now and basically the best of both.

Yes, we were concerned because you shifted musical preferences, thank god your back to normal.

from the Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness tales.

This Troper has been known to lapse into the realm of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness every now and then, usually attempting to explain the context of his object of contemplation in such a way that it leaves little or no room for misconception by the possibly less knowledgeable audience and often resulting in sentences of such exasperating length and riddled with such florid figure of speech which is in worst case augmented by a multitude of esoteric expressions that the poor listener (and all too often, this troper himself) has long forgotten what the original subject was by the time this troper has finished his extensive soliloquy.

Man, I love teenagers trying to sound smart, it warms that little fire in my heart.

edited 13th Mar '11 11:39:49 PM by thatguythere47

Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?
Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#25: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:51:40 PM

* Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead!
From Beware The Nice Ones. Considering how (in)famous it is, I wonder why nobody mentioned it yet.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

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