Ruin the above power

Have fun when it spills out the top THE INSTANT YOU TRY MOVING THE GLASS

The power to think of a power that cannot be ruined

The Mind Screw will give you a headache at best,psychologically drive you to suicide at worst.

Reality Warper powers with the snap of a finger.

You never learned how to snap your fingers.

The abilities of a Technopath

Said abilities are dodgy and make you a Walking Technobane instead

The ability to manipulate metal.

edited 3rd Jan '13 11:32:43 AM by terlwyth

You can only turn the metal into a liquid.

You can breath underwater.

Only works if you're a Hedgehog, which you obviously aren't Unfortunely.

you The Powers of Neptuneman From Kinnikuman!

(unoriginal yes, but i'm really doing it for a hulk hogan joke.)

edited 3rd Jan '13 4:41:39 PM by Knucklesthegreat

-necros-

It only works in the Kinnikuman universe.

The power to change personal appearance infinitely, giving one the ability to look like anyone.

However, you are cursed with terrible luck and poor acting skills, leaving the people you're trying to fool easily able to detect you.

Cryokinesis.

Your hands are uninsulated, freezing your fingers whenever you use it.

The ability to be at two places at once.

Your mind isn't powerful enough to comprehend it and you go mad

Unlimited stanima

It also makes you run extremely fast! Unfortunately, you don't have friction immunity, so it burns your legs off. (You try swimming really fast, and it burns your arms off too)

Invulnerability to everything except basic needs (food, water, air)

edited 26th Jun '13 6:38:32 AM by ironcommando

You get invulnerable to pee.

The power to build things with limited materials at ease.

Your power only extends to building miniatures with ease,anything important has to be built with the right materials

Devour nearly anything with no reprucussions

This also makes you devour/swallow air into your stomach instead of breathing it into your lungs. While it is harmlessly passed out as fart (therefore no repercussions from devouring it), you become unable to breathe.

The ability to always hit an intended target with a projectile (without hitting yourself), no matter where you aim at.

edited 26th Jun '13 8:32:32 AM by ironcommando

Which only works when you use Peeps as ammunition.

The power to break the fourth wall.

It annoys the writers and leads to being written out

Immunity to radiation

That means your eyes are immune to electromagnetic radiation, which includes light. Thus, you are blind.

The ability to adapt to anything harmful. (Including an overdose of something, but not if the amount is normal, like Oxygen)

Sure, you can adapt to it, but the adaption process will still hurt like hell.

The ability to temporarily adhere to Toon Physics.

You adhere to toon physics for such a short while, that after being cut vertically into half, your toon physics wears off before you put yourself together...

Ability to make everything and everybody listen to you w/o fail.

Listening to you and obeying you are two different things. And your power doesn't come with an off switch. So you basically just have the ability to be under intense scrutiny by everyone and everything at all times.

Eternal youth

Who Wants to Live Forever?. Also, you're by no means invincible, so if you get shot in the head, you're still dead.

Ability to make everybody and everything listen to and obey me w/o fail.

edited 29th Jun '13 12:56:54 AM by ironcommando

Without immunity to your own power, you can easily put yourself into a brainwashed stupor if you're not careful.

Omnipotence

And all the responsibilities that go with it. Have fun trying to please everyone and being hated for not using your omnipotence to kill people's nemeses for them or other selfish desires.

Florakinesis.

edited 1st Jul '13 5:29:22 PM by Anomalocaris20

It only allows you to make flowers open and close, not turn them into Man Eating Plants.

The ability to fire a Wave-Motion Gun from my hands.

It fires from your hands to the rest of your body.

Absolute luck.