Li'l Shardfinder
As I don't know what a "crocket" is, I am unable to save him...
His blunderbuss has jammed...
edited 9th Jan '11 4:58:27 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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I'd sit and watch the thing explode. Guy deserved it.
A GPD cop shot him in the back and none of the rest of the main group's with him...
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yakka Foob Mog
I throw a cabbage directly in his path, tripping him and causing the bullet to miss.
Now it's headed for me! Crap!
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Tief girl with eartude
Throw a cardboard box over him labelled "unstapable armour".
Ragna, Noel and Taokaka just had some serious counselling. Now Hazama has a lot less hatred to "feed" on and is at risk of defeat.
edited 9th Jan '11 5:40:52 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I'd link him to GameFAQs so he can troll.
Megavolt is about to get splashed by water!
edited 9th Jan '11 5:43:40 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Yakka Foob Mog
I throw him an oven coil so he can boil it away.
I'm HOOOOOOOOOME!
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A tiger g- oh wait, that's Hobbes, so in that case...
Someone's tearing my avatar to pieces and throwing every piece in to a fire.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Give the perp a Companion Cube to distract them.
My avatar is about to be beaten by Darkwing Duck again!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
...
Just wait. Darkwing Duck is a Hero, after all...
CRAP! Gulcasa has activated Genocide!
Shutdown sequence initiated.
I call back King Wilmgard to life to put that little punk back in his place.
Zolgonark is free! All is lost!
edited 9th Jan '11 7:37:24 PM by Balmung
She's not in danger. The worst that could happen is fainting.
Megavolt is trapped in the Real World!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Yakka Foob Mog
I give him a job as an emergency generator.
Oh no! My parents are going out and leaving me with Rosalyn!
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The Epirote Hypaspistes throws his javelin at Rosalyn, killing her.
The cowardly Rhomaioi had pulled in onagers aiming at the brave Hypaspistes.
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Planet-Killer
Order the light cavalry to charge in from the woods and kill the crew.
Hikawa is about to be killed by an Unknown!
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Li'l Shardfinder
The Unknown is known, and is harmless.
They are about to be squooshed by cone-fearing traffic cops, Oh no!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Gimmie the sit-rep.
A student riot forces them away from the cones. They are safe. For now...
Mean ol' Eglamore is about to slice up Ysengrin!
Spooky.
Counter with magical swords that duel him until he is dead.
Someone's running around retgoning things, and Razgriz is next!
edited 10th Jan '11 8:18:43 AM by Balmung
Planet-Killer
Hikawa is getting his ass whooped by a superior version of his powered armor- the G4! And now G4 is about to kill our favorite power-armored cop with his rocket launcher...
edited 10th Jan '11 8:20:27 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Tief girl with eartude
Call in the Engineer from TF 2 to graft some "hillbilly armour" on his Powered Armour, this making anti-tank weapon useless.
Oh no! Someone's stolen Tao's lunch! She'll starve!
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Li'l Shardfinder
I give her food.
The cones are sucking their brains and talent out...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
ARE YOU NOT MEN?! Oh wait, you're Devo... -saves them-
Zim has Dib at blasterpoint!
Li'l Shardfinder
Go Zim!
They are losing their ability to sing...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Everything is auto tuned! Her ears cannae take much more!
edited 10th Jan '11 12:36:43 PM by Balmung
Show an affirming flame
Go about teaching people how to sing properly. Granted, this will destroy much of the hip-hop industry, but some prices have to be paid...
No, I'm not a fan of hip-hop. However did you guess?
END_OF_WORLD scenario. heavy ReAlItY jammInG. StArs wiLL be rigHT. CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN high-clAss ReAlity Excursion incident considered immINENt...
edited 10th Jan '11 12:44:56 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
And you must save him... or not. Then post a scenario of how your avatar is in danger.
Several crockets heading my avatar's direction.
edited 9th Jan '11 5:03:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.