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![]() Sorry, The Black Goat of the Woods is not currently in his office. Leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
You wish to know more about my human vessel? Oh, very well. Hello, my lovelies. Like Linkara, I've been a longtime reader of t.v tropes, but never actually bothered to join. Well, I finally caved in, and here I am. I won't give out much personal information (Since I'm a paranoid fart. And the thing in the closet will get me.), but I'm 18, resemble your typical asian nerd, and am available (Laaaaadies). My interests are tend to be at odd sides of the spectrum. I like Lovecraft, ancient mythology, P Terry, Christopher Lee, and canned peaches. I'm also fancy myself an artistic hack. Here's my deviantart, not that you'll take a look. I'm a big comic book nerd. Fables and Hellboy are amongst my favorites. I'm happily Evangelical Protestant, and am rather happy for the recent removal of the IJBM section (At least from the dark rumors I hear.) And in case you haven't noticed, I have a liking for snark, self deprecation, and understatement. So. Hi-ya. :/ IA IA SHUB NIGGURATH. BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG.
Here, you may sing praises unto me, mortals. SING!
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