"I can never look at the color pink the same way ever again. It's like a curse. A horrible pigment-related curse. And they're all in on it."
Jer gets all the girls
"Yet another victim of Ezequiel's sink fetish."
"Mr Gold's yo-yo impression."
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Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"This is like a gear check for Bullshit Resistance. I'm outta this raid. My heals are better thrown elsewhere."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"Oh my God, Skye just shot Jesus."
He'll take the case!
"I think Madonna gave me superpowers."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
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I'm pretty sure that's a spoiler.
"If you insist on being a duck, be a good duck."
"Man who knew that person could read 2497 pages of el goonish shive in just a little bit more of a week.(beat) Damn! I got too much free time."
Hi
"Wild and naked? Ohhh myyy!"
"It's animation, not peanut butter."
plant
Wow, the girl the butterfly steals in asdfmovie is kinda cute.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"After all, George Orwell was an old lefty! I can imagine him ripping bong hits on a couch with Zandberg!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Can love bloom in a haunted mine?", leading to the response "It didn't work in Scooby Doo, it probably won't work here."
"I'm getting naked in the walk-in."
"Guess who didn't do their homework out of spite."
"It's Star Wars. We could have an hour and a half of Jar Jar Binks' greatest breakdancing hits and people would still go see it."
The Protomen enhanced my life.
"Now I'm envisioning Harry Mudd accidentally finding his way into being The Doctor's assistant and trying to find a way to get out of it, but is perpetually brought back by happenstance, outside threats, or The Doctor pulling a Five on him and outsmarting him."
Not me, but:
“Who pours salt sinusoidally?”
He'll take the case!
"You can't force yourself to be a tortured artist."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
"If there's seperation of cognition, then it's gay."
Neptunia Ichiban
"Did I just get rickrolled by God?"
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
I would have just written the quote here, but someone asked me about it on another thread
, so... here. 
"There'd also be a lot of people having allergic reactions to bubbles..."