"I went around back to grab some balls, but couldn't find any."
I work in the toy department of a store
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)Right, eating human flesh is okay, but you're weird if you don't have it deep-fried?
and
And now someone is heat strucken. (beat) "Strucken"?
edited 1st Jul '16 9:53:00 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Strucken? Is that right?" "No, no, I'm sure it's 'strucked'." "Are you sure it's not 'stroked'?"
edited 1st Jul '16 11:19:39 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"I want him to tae kwon DO ME."
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"It's like an Advent calendar of horrible death!"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"Spiders do not have tentacles!"
A response to this Drawception game.
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)"Making sandwiches is evil?"
*Beat*
"No... Making toasted sandwiches is evil."
Explaining why I was laughing maniacally after putting a sandwich in a toaster oven.
edited 5th Jul '16 7:37:23 PM by WillDeRegio
"Hunk, you adorable lunk"
"Hey, i just make burgers, I am not for sale."
Not me, my wife:
'High five, girls, then let's all go wash our fishy hands!'
My tea went up the wall.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'"Ah, the poor children! The poor, high schoolchildren! Such a tragedy..."
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Wargame: Red Dragon match with Sabre's Edge. We had a number of infantry squads shooting it out across a city block, and seeing my blokes about to get overrun, I decided to order a bunch of tanks into the town centre to provide fire support. They ended up wandering confusedly for a while, trying to spot the enemy forces, before inevitably taking a flurry of RPG fire from point-blank range.
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)"Pretty explosions"
"Prettier explosions"
"Galra go boom"
Sleepdep and binging on Voltron: Legendary Defender
"I'm deceiving the hipsters with DEVO lyrics..."
Life is hard, that's why no one survives."The only way I'm buying Infinite Warfare is if there is either a Furry or a Jews DLC"
"...oh I just remembered! I asked for a picture of me as a cyborg driving a car through a pouring thunderstorm while punching falling sharks in the face.
Totally forgot about that.
Not sure how."
but HOW?"The polygamist gay illegals terk er jerbs!"
"Be classy. Do opium."
"The only way he's dangerous is that you're in great danger of punching him!"
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Yeah, [my car] was 20 years old when I got it, and it ran awesomely!
Well, except when the battery died.
...And the alternator died.
...And the windows started failing.
...And then the fuel injectors went out.
...And then the fuel injectors went out again.
...But hey, the clock worked, and the antenna worked!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."There was a second face, hidden in the shadow of the first face!"
but HOW?Sounds like John Denver swallowed a hot squirrel...
and
(after having remarked that David Byrne sounded kind of like Joel Hodgson in this video.)
edited 10th Jul '16 2:04:21 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.[throws both middle fingers up in the air]
[no, literally]
"Mimseh. When you exist, do the face so we can complete the circle and release the Lich King from his prison."
but HOW?
"John and Carol only beat rhinos on buses every right turn."
Not dead, just feeling like it.