I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"A bratty teenager just ate a cthulhuesque cannibalistic legion of angelic world eating time constructs. What. The. Hell?"
edited 16th Jun '16 7:44:53 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Back after a long hiatus
"You just dropped her head-first onto the bed!"
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I will not apologize for a poltergesit."
@coldren: Okay, I really want to know the context for that one.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Li'l Shardfinder
If you attached your urethra to a bottle of soy sauce, it would probably burn like hell.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Part-Time Omen of Death
"I didn't know whales spoke Spanish."
Stupid doomed timeline...
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
@Omega: I was trying to find any good Elder Scrolls fanfiction, stumbled upon a How To Train Your Dragon crossover. The hero of Skyrim, the aforementioned cthulhuesque gestalt cannibal time-construct merged with the antagonist, Alduin, an angelic fragment of the god of space-time whose purpose in existence is to end time. This fused mass of fuck-reality broke continuity so bad they ended up in the HTTYD universe, and by plot into the body of Hiccup the main character of that setting. The bodyless god proceeded to consume most of Hiccup's soul while he despaired, somehow he turned around and ate the god-monster in one move. A monster that's sole existence is based on consuming, is eaten in one move by a some teenager.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
The Rhyperior Antichrist
"I didn't know this pencil sharpener was made by Michael Bay!"
"People always say that you should follow your dreams... so I'm going back to bed" -me
Le Lézarde
"The hills are alive...with the sound of Van Halen!"
Me upon realizing the little dancing hills
◊ in Super Mario Bros. 3 were dancing in almost perfect rhythm with one of their songs.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"OH FUCK IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!"
"My record of staying awake was thirty hours. Then I went down like a ten-ton weight on Wile E. Coyote."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
My son is a dumbass
I am playing a mixture of Gajeel and Erza.
Two-bit blockhead
"Sad Galactus is my favorite.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Which song? As a fan of both Van Halen and Super Mario, I'm kinda curious.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
LEGENDARY GALE
"I've had enough existential crises to have death be pretty fucking high on my list of things I'm pretty fucking scared of."
but HOW?
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Two-bit blockhead
"...uh-oh. I got my mom to start fangirling."
She was thrilled when I told her about the recently-released Dark Shadows DVD collection.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
hiya, the name's scout.
"IM TEMPTED TO MAKE THIS MY ICON"
-insert picture of crush-
"TO REALLY FREKA OUT MY CRUSH. I NEED. TO CALM MY GIANT TITS IFNNFKS"
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"But I'm not a tree, so that means I'm sleeping. Night!"
"I roll to perpetuate black stereotypes."
"I came for the first time in four thousand years."
edited 21st Jun '16 10:13:05 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"We crucified the The Sniper."
[later]
"When you put things into context, they are no longer out of context."
Jer gets all the girls
Okay, so this one wasn't me, it was my friend. But still:
"Pain is the ultimate teacher. Alfred, go get Batman some bats so he can stand in a swarm of them and yell at the sky dramatically."
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"I'm not you're drinking buddy, I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourself because you made me punch you"
PAINKILLER
"No, not Daffy, he's black."
Also earlier, "I was in North Korea and it looked like Big Brother dystopian shit and I wanted to tell you about it, but then I remembered my cell phone wouldn't work."
edited 24th Jun '16 6:07:53 PM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
ptangerine
no one expects sonic the old man
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
"Wait, private citizens have to clean up murder scenes?"
[beat]
"If anyone was murdered in my house, I wouldn't clean it up if I didn't have to. I'd just have the best haunted house on the block come Halloween."