jasper (thats my actual name)
im going to marry shrek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
The Pokémon Genius
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Trying to sum up all of MGRR's songs or what was this?
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Tie me up and lock me in a cupboard. I have a controversial idea for a fanfic: Captain America, Agent Carter and the Howling Commandos during the Warsaw Uprising.(...) And I have an idea how Bucky loses his arm."
edited 4th May '15 11:00:50 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Skype Convo:
JUST TO BE THE MAN THAT WALKS 500 MILES
TO SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOT
- DORR
- DOOR DAMNIT
Li'l Shardfinder
"Bite the wax tadpole" sounds like a Toad The Wet Sprocket cover band.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
New account is voidify
(in the trash heap, potholing included. I had previously posted "Inflammatory denouncement of religion" and "Inflammatory, hypocritical denouncement of Homestuck" (after 8rah announced that it was "now a Vriska thread") over the same pothole. Everyone ignored them.)
edited 4th May '15 7:17:59 PM by SmartGirl333
Li'l Shardfinder
Why is there a balance beam on the football court? ...Field? Whatever... Heh, "The basketball rink"...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Like a haunted piggy-back ride."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Yes, I'd like to buy zero pens. How much is that?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Just as planned."
"Funny how 'You come and Go' applied to a High-Class Call Girl can be so damned funny."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Barry Allen, fetchquest champion of the west"
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
"YOU INTANGIBLE GOOF"
"Being hideous abominations of science doesn't mean they are EVIL"
"So yeah, when was that last time you ate hermaphroditic 7-legged roadkill?"
Okay, I admit it, I partly said it so I could put it on this thread, but it still made complete sense in context.
The response was pretty great too: "I think it was about a month and a half ago. Biggest fish I've ever hit with a go-kart."
edited 5th May '15 9:43:18 PM by Nintendork64
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"The man who controls the drink, controls the Irish."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
New account is voidify
"It's funny how many online friends I've made over thinking that a huge asshole and his barely characterized assistant should just kiss already."
-Speaking of my OTP, Caveline.
"Just as planned."
"ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! BOW TO ME YOU WORTHLESS ELEVENSES! I AM YOUR SUPREME RULER, BOW TO ME IN WORSHIP!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
MY EYES
"Drunk bread making is like pressing the random article button on Wikipedia."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Student of Story
"What, you don't think I should give your mom some sugar?"
To my girlfriend, regarding offering her mom some soda as a way of pepping mom up and getting her to stay awake.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
OH YES!!
"Why do I have to be the one to write good, non-mischaracterized fanfiction of this cruel bastard child."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I'm not the kind of jackass conqueror that burns and pillages. I'm the kind of jackass conqueror that hoards and pillages."
"One man's Hell is another's life."
"Are you saying our agent left your car to be assaulted by a buffalo, or are your saying our agent left your car to be assaulted by a buffalo? There's a clear distinction between the two."
edited 6th May '15 2:05:56 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
OH YES!!
"Don't shit my life."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Maid of Time
guis halp im trying to get my square mom out of an abusive relationship with the floor
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
Towards a TV host:
"Lady, shut it before I get over there and shove that mic up you-."
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
And they run when I sharpen the knife and look down upon the stains of time, but there's no reptile tail ripped from the fires of greed, because in the end it has to be this way.