"Am I supposed to say 'WOW!' while doing a cartwheel?"
A failed attempt of translating a local meme into English in response to a friend's bad joke. Keep in mind at that time I was sleep deprived.
"Aaawwww, he's being territorial and showing him his hunting prowess!"
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.My previous strange thing has been trumped by the follow strange thing:
"I have a moosetache. A delicious red moosetache that I eat. Rawr."
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."Don't forget, this guy's fifteen years old"
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great"Post-Noughties sounds like Sexual deviants in the mail service"
Politics gets weird sometimes
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying.""Yep, premium ejaculation of stupid."
edited 7th Nov '12 2:02:26 PM by UmLovely
RISEI just referred to the AI in an online game as an "Infralapsarian son of a clown."
I think I got it out of the Devil's Dictionary.
"I'm gonna beat you up with this moose!"
I was playfully hitting my dog with his stuffed moose toy
"That rule applies to both genitals and sausages."
My mom and I decided that if it's under 4 inches it's a 'weenie' and any more than that makes it a 'wiener.'
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)"Mom look. Stop watching rat porn! Mom!"
I was trying to show my mother something but she was more interested in watching our rats engage in questionable activities. The above comment ensued.
edited 8th Nov '12 10:06:52 PM by Superkim111
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.edited 9th Nov '12 8:27:34 PM by Leradny
"Oh my God, it's turning into The Wizard Of Oz. With naked women and exploding heads."
Looking for some stories?"My eyes are bigger than my brain"
I was talking about an occasional tendency to pick up Doorstoppers and never finish them - it sounds kind of odd to say that your eyes are bigger than your stomach when you're talking about non-edible things, so I switched "stomach" with the organ you digest literature with
"Ahh yes, cocaine. Sherlock Homes was a fan. Oddly enough, so was Robert Downey Jr. COINCIDENCE?!"
this stemmed from talking about anime, to kids and pedos on Habbo Hotel, to books, to writing, to mad writers, to 19th century drug use.
edited 11th Nov '12 2:45:40 AM by MrMallard
"Indeed. And you get to explode people without getting arrested."
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.My mother: "Where would you be without me?"
Me: "Uhh.... Non-existent."
Not the strangest thing, but, eh. I've been at home all of today
edited 11th Nov '12 12:22:58 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying.""I have a cult now. You've seen stranger things. Carry on."
When asked why are a couple of juniors tailing me all day long.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.Sorry it's just something that I randomly started thinking of while walking my dog avoiding a guy that I think wants me for his boyfriend and carrying a large branch.
Another videogame-related one:
(to a trainer in Byron's gym)
"That's a Water-type, you garden gnome."
I have no clue why videogame NPC's make me invent insults that don't make sense.
"You shall be known as...Darth Crispy Critter."
watching Anakin get burned in Revenge of the Sith
Somehow you know that the time is right."Nuclear power for the poor!"
"Ah, traffic lights. The great equalizers."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll come back to me when I can't do anything about it."
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great"There's a circle for everything. Even the Triangle lovers. But they'd prefer their group to be called the Triangle Lover's triangle. They also keep a viscous membership count, must be in multiples of three so they can split into three even groups."
That made up stuff was spawned (not exactly as put) when my mother commented on how she didn't know there was a French Circle in Dorset
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."You don't like Kai? Fluttershy's life is a living hell and you don't like a cute little insane sniper?
edited 13th Nov '12 3:11:22 PM by HeroShepherd
From a few days ago: "I had almost given up on being a karate guy punching paper cups and lightbulbs and rocks and stuff"
"Leftover items still have value!"