A Gaiden Game featuring Zidane's much claimed womanizing past. Has Discontinuity as there are choices such as hooking up with Freya. Not very well recieived, but considered a Guilty Pleasure to some.
edited 20th Jan '11 5:05:15 AM by KuroFox
Sonic hates SOPAThe Blair Witch Project: The Audiobook
edited 20th Jan '11 6:08:51 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.Ow! ...how the hell does AUDIO give you motion sickness? I don't know, but they succeeded.
Repo The Genetic Opera:The Saturday Morning Cartoon Series
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...The changes made to the plot will make it a Base Breaker, but there would be a small minority who considers it to be a So Bad It's Good Guilty Pleasure.
Twister on ice.
It's actually pretty clever, especially with the tornado choreography. A few nitpicks though, but other than that...
Zero Punctuation: The Unrated, Uncensored Movie
I now go by Graf von Tirol.It's two hours of a guy yelling at a screen about how much this movie "sucks fucking asscockballs while [CENSORED (I don't want my post removed)]."
Michael Jackson as a Tabletop Game.
edited 20th Jan '11 9:19:34 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistPretty much a quick-response card game where the subject is a Michael Jackson dance contest. Rules are pretty simple though, but bonus points are given when the choreography of the cards you play in order match that of a Michael Jackson song. And yes, you draw a card as you put one in play. If you failed to respond sufficiently, you fall down, AKA lose. Overall... ehh... not Bad...
Bioshock: The Porno
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Everything's of a lot more sexual nature.
Sailor Moon: A Film By Michael Bay.
It's live-action... so whatevs. However, whole transformation sequences were just as long as in the cartoons, and there are explosions added there for no apparent reason. Way to keep this up, Michael Bay...
Bioshock: The Porno
Let's try this again. It calls for a FAR better description.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Les Miserables: The Fighting Game.
The Odyssey: The radio show.
TV Tropes: The card game.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.Plasmids, Little Sisters, Big Daddy...ugh, let's not even go there. Suffice it to say that when it came out, gamers the world over jumped out of windows because Jack Thompson could honestly say "I told you so."
Les Miserables the fighting game, you say?
A radio reading of The Odyssey could turn out quite epic, until someone made the decision that it should be real-time. Oops.
I'm saving TV Tropes the Card Game for the next person. Pass the Buck.
edited 21st Jan '11 9:31:18 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.That actually sounds FUN.
Rocky:The Frisbee
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...You have to undergo a training montage every time you throw it.
Animal Farm: The MMORPG
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.If you ever wanted proof that some pigs are more equal than others, read the chat log.
2010 FIFA World Cup: The Musical.
Surprisingly, it's not all Vuvuzelas, although there are some numbers utilizing these damn things *. Of course its second act's first number was "Waka Waka/It's Time For Africa" like I expected. Pretty much this would be sort of a Axis Powers Hetalia-esque take on South Africa's aspirations to host and the other countries' participation and reaction. All in all, not bad.
Borderlands: The Rock Opera
edited 22nd Jan '11 12:27:12 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.A full half-hour of pure Crowning Epic Rocking of Crazy Awesome, backed up by loads and loads of gunfire. Live performances are banned in a number of places due to concerns about the high-decibel noise level and its effects on human hearing.
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: A Film by Oliver Stone.
Did this really have to be such an unsubtle and unfunny "comedic" political allegory?
Rosetta Stone-Elvish
At first it's bought in large numbers by fans of the fantasy genre. It then turns out that it suffers from such Critical Research Failure that the result is a Translation Train Wreck. Of course, that only increases its popularity.
2012: the Trading Card Game.
The actual world-ending card is a major Game-Breaker akin to the Snitch of which only one copy is distributed a year and is now ridiculously expensive to buy on eBay and if you happen to own the card you are revered by the niche audience of the game as a god.
Without the game-breaking card, the game is actually long, repetitive and boring, like War.
Beowulf: An Anglo-Saxon Musical
edited 19th Feb '11 11:02:38 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens....Wow. Talk about getting medieval, literally!
Did Pen Pen really have to talk?
Homestuck the movie
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.Did it really have to be an In Name Only tale of how Francis Bacon really wrote William Shakespeare's plays?
The Count of Monte Cristo: The Board Game.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.Like Mousetrap, but more french.
Artemis Fowl, the anime.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Julie now has Gag Boobs and the writers keep trying to find an excuse to make a nosebleed gag about said boobs.
Team Fortress 2: The Dating Sim
edited 21st Feb '11 6:38:59 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Special Effects Failure is showcased in this abomination. In an effort to stay true to the game that goes too far, the power ups are shown exactly as they appear in game, and they have the same effects. This results in the first power up causing the characters to show up in obvious latex muscle suits. The monsters are all very badly made, and the Excuse Plot isn't even that well thought-out.
Final Fantasy IX: The Eroge
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.