"She tricked my son with her carnal manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda!
(Watching SpongeBob SquarePants
with Gene and Astrid) "It's surprisingly profound... for a narrative about a sponge."
(smiles) "I just got an erection. Oh, fear not. It's nothing to do with your state of undress. I just simply need to urinate."
"Hello, Peter. This is me... your father... Walter Bishop."
"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like!"