As this is Wild Mass Guessing for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, beware of blatant, unmarked spoilersnote .
- Fridge Brilliance: Monty Python's Black Knight literally kills (a) Green Knight, just like he killed the legend of the Green Knight and replaced it with the Black Knight.
- "I told 'em we've already got one!"
- everybody giggles*
- Alternatively, the whole movie is the filming of a massive Live Action Role Playing game that got out of control (i.e. killing bystanders), and was eventually stopped by the police.
- IT'S REN FAIR SEASON, BABY!
- The French Knights were there to re-enact a famous battle, but showed up early and taunted the Arthurian Drunkards while waiting. At the end, everyone else taking part in the re-enactment shows up, which is why Arthur suddenly has an enormous army that never appeared at any other point in the film. Their arrival was total coincidence, but in Arthur's delusional state he just assumed they were working for him. The police then show up to arrest them for unwittingly trespassing.
- Yes, because Game of Thrones is absolutely the only work to be set in a medieval setting with royalty, knights and commoners...
- Lord Walder Frey once heard about Sir Lancelot's rampage at Swamp Castle, and that's where he got the inspiration to orchestrate the Red Wedding.
The Monks. The witch-burning. The Dance of Death. Castle Anthrax! If you line them all up, they're just stupendously silly revisions of major scenes in The Seventh Seal.
- The opening credits are "borrowed" directly from Bergman, and the directors even say that much of the atmosphere was inspired by Bergman as well.
- The original theatrical trailer (featured on many DVD releases) mentions The Seventh Seal and features parodic footage.
- African or European?
- This site http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/shows that velocity of a Euopean swallow = 20 mph.
- But what is the velocity of the African swallow?
- Nobody knows the velocity of the African Swallow. The African Swallow's chief weapon is ignorance and fear. Its two chief weapons are ignorance, fear and a fanatical devotion to the Pope. Its three chief weapons...
- Does that mean African Swallows are really Cardinals in disguise? Or the other way round?
- Nobody knows the velocity of the African Swallow. The African Swallow's chief weapon is ignorance and fear. Its two chief weapons are ignorance, fear and a fanatical devotion to the Pope. Its three chief weapons...
- Shetland Thestrals!
- Say that ten times fast, and you get one of your very own.
- Alternately, you are tossed off the bridge if you say any homophone of 'no'. Robin was tossed off when he said "I don't know that", Galahad said "Blue, no yell-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW", and the Bridgekeeper repeated Robin's line.
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- Heavy Arse Question!
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- Well, what do you think the trope called Some Call Me "Tim" is about?
- His real name is Myrddin of course, but people have trouble pronouncing (let alone spelling) it, and so they call him Tim instead.
- Or maybe he decided to call himself Tim because the French Knights mocked him for having a name that sounds like 'merde'.
- His name could actually be Timothy, but there are some who call him Tim. Most people do, actually, except his mother.
- It's possible that the knight in question was one of the French, who already guessing that they'd face them again decided to kill the Historian and pin the blame on Arthur.
The only "magic" Tim is ever seen performing consists of setting off large bursts of flame. In actuality he was a really good pyrotechnician until one day he was working on a movie that required a gigantic explosion. Said blast tore a hole in the space-time continuum and brought Tim back to the middle ages. He showed off his tricks of fire, everyone mistook it for "magic" and he just decided to run with it. The movie in question was about the story of King Arthur, which is how Tim recognized him when he saw him in the past.
- Last time I checked, the first castle the French appeared at didn't have a moat.
- Could have been a castle not far on the other side of the first.
- His picture is a baby because he is Arthur's baby. He didn't appear because he was left behind to guard Arthur's throne while Arthur was away. He hired the knight who killed the historian in order to frame Arthur and take the throne for himself.
- They do have a hurried conversation in French (the line "Fetchez la vache," or "Fetch the cow," is spoken).
- Maybe there should be a Nightmare fuel or fridge logic page for that.
Both movies seem to take place in the same world, and both characters are played by Michael Pailin.
Dennis's attitude at the end of "Jabberwocky," when he is forced against his will to marry a princess instead of the woman he "loves," is the reason for his cynical attitude as the Swamp King when ordering his son Herbert to accept the same fate. He tries to do right by his son by at least selecting a princess who is "beautiful," which, to Dennis/Swamp King, means a heavy-set girl similar to Griselda. Note also that Prince Herbert takes after his mother, the princess from "Jabberwocky," from the blond hair to the delusional obsession with being rescued from a tower by a prince.
The fact that Prince Herbert reminds Dennis so much of the princess he never wanted to marry is a large part of why he is so emotionally abusive to Herbert; another reason is, that's how Dennis's father treated him in "Jabberwocky," so as far as Dennis knows, that's how fathers are supposed to be.
Also, note that when the Swamp King tells his son how he built Swamp Castle, he doesn't say, "my father said it was daft to build a castle in the swamp," he says, "the king said it was daft to build a castle in the Swamp." The "king" in question is not Swamp King's father, but the king from "Jabberwocky," who made him marry his daughter and gave him half his kingdom. Dennis doesn't inherit the whole kingdom, only half. In other words, Dennis's kingdom is a brand new nation, that presumably needs a new castle. It is after Dennis's marriage to the princess, when he and the king are working out Dennis's new kingdom, when they have their disagreement on Dennis's decision to build a castle in the swamp.
The middle ages wasn't exactly a great time to be sexually promiscuous. It was after all an era in which the Church enforced very strict rules about how people were to behave, which included heteronormative ideas that banned premarital sex. Naturally, it wouldn't be a great time to run a brothel either, for the same reasons.
The women who run Castle Anthrax are all non-conformists to Medieval Society, especially in their sexual promiscuity (female sexuality being something that people at the time liked to think didn't exist). By hiding in a relatively isolated castle, they can escape the restrictive social conventions of Medieval Society and act as they wish. They intentionally called it "Anthrax" to avoid unwanted attention, expecting that clergymen and others who would object to their sexual activities would mistake it for a plague colony and ignore it.
Gunmar gave Aaarrrggghhh the castle as a reward for his service during his war against humanity and the good trolls, but he would later give it up as part of his atonement. The French took it over after it was abandoned.
Tim didn't bother trying to blow the Rabbit up with magic because he'd tried that in a previous encounter, and he regarded the knights' attack as futile because he'd seen it slaughter people in melee during the same fight. However, he'd never heard of chemical explosives. This is also why the Rabbit doesn't chase after the running-away knights, as it would risk exposure to a magic attack.
He describes it as "carved in mystic runes... the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged," but the knights instead find the last words of Joseph of Arimathea, carved in ordinary (though foreign) Aramaic. Yet he got the central message correct.
The Old Man from Scene 24's line that "no man has entered" the cave could mean just that, or that the message got out through divine revelation, or that no one's entered it in so long that it seems like no one ever has, but in any case, though Tim knows where the cave is, he himself can't enter because of the Killer Rabbit and he's never spoken directly to anyone who has. All he has to rely on is a rumor stating that the cave contains knowledge about the Holy Grail, in a script that is (for Dark Age Britain) arcane and could seem "mystic," with its attribution garbled.
- Arthur's player made a decent build but couldn't afford a horse, so he just bought a coconut with his remaining gold and had his squire knock them together—the entire conversation in the beginning of the movie between Arthur and the knights of the first castle is taken directly from OOC discussion over the table, between Arthur's player and the others.
- The DM had an unfortunate habit of narrating a bit too much which contributes the "GET ON WITH IT!" scene halfway through.
- The Famous Historian's death was caused due to this, when one of the players got tired of the DM's monologue and randomly rolled to "slice that talkative git's head off" and got a natural 20, to the chagrin of the DM.
- Lancelot's character is a Blood Knight who often butts heads with the DM when the latter goes off on his tangents, and prefers straightforward fights rather than scenarios that require subtlety or storytelling.
- ...which is one of the reasons he interrupted Galahad's "encounter" with the occupants at Castle Anthrax, explaining his sudden appearance and "rescue" of Galahad since he and the DM were getting a little...too involved with the story. The fact that the rescue was successful was because the rest of the players agreed with Lancelot's sentiments.
- His assault of Swamp Castle was supposed to be more of a courtly intrigue level with a surprise twist, and was supposed to require Lancelot to use his wits to infiltrate and rescue the "princess." Obviously, Lancelot just straight-up attacked the castle, further frustrating the DM.
- Finally, his "arrest" was caused by him and the DM's disagreements coming to a head, and Lancelot left the game session in frustration. The DM, himself coming to his wit's end, made up some footnote about getting arrested and everyone else just went with it because they were just as tired of the session.
- The Killer Rabbit incident as caused by accident; the players were just messing around and when Tim jokingly played a nearby rabbit up as the "guardian" of the cave, one of the players rolled initiative, and to everyone's surprise, the rabbit kept getting high rolls and almost destroyed the party.
- Sir Robin was supposed to be a fighter who could handle himself in combat, but his player was inexperienced and kept panicking every time he took damage worrying that he was about to get killed. The DM eventually gets frustrated with this and gets back at the player by throwing a player a curveball at the bridge of death, right after making it look easy to pass.
- The bridge of death was the point the campaign fell apart. After the DM purposely killed Sir Robin the player of Sir Lancelot quiet in protest, while the player of Sir Galahad purposely gave a wrong answer to an easy question to kill off his character and then left as well.
- The Black Beast of Aaaaaaarrrgh was supposed to be a dramatic boss fight, but the players kept insisting on running away instead of fighting it. The DM desperately tries to get the fight going by trapping them in the cave and having the monster chase them but they just keep running. Finally the DM gives up and just makes up an excuse for why the monster's no longer chasing them.
- And of course, the end was caused by the DM, running out of ideas and patience, throwing his hands in the air, and just saying, "Right then. Cops arrive, everyone's arrested, game over."
- Or Dungeon Master wanted to make a medieval fantasy game, but all players created modern out of setting characters: Frank the Historican, two movie production workers, two policemen and a detective. Death of Frank was caused by one NPC, when DM got tired of players' uninvolvement in a medieval fantasy world and metagaming of Frank's player character.
- Them shouting weird words at people is their way of marking mortals.
- The events of Holy Grail take place in a world when modern and medieval level societies exist simultaneously, similar like in real life stone age society exist in North Sentinel Island. Both societies may be aware of the presence of each other, but medieval level one refuses to progress, because of traditions and because they use magic.
- Frank the Historican was just narrating another similar story.
- Death of Frank the Historican was caused when he simply entered the territory of that medieval level society, which was marked by ruins of a castle.
- All those monsters, weird creatures and "God" are just inhabitants of that planet.