Cloudcuckoolander: Sometimes mistaken for being one of these, especially when I get surprise-called-on in a boring class when I was thinking about fanfiction during the lecture.
Supreme Chef: You should have seen the Chinese New Year dinner I made not too long ago. Or the 7-layer Angel Food/Devil's Food/peanut butter mousse/dark chocolate ganache cake I made for my mom's birthday.
The Glasses Gotta Go: I've been wearing contacts since I was 14 and my life has gotten immeasurably better.