The Common Kabikku
(Internetdiseasus Lazii) is a small, omnivirous creature most commonly seen in the chaparral region of Southern California. It is most well known for its
grotesquely unhealthy eating habits,
unwillingness to leave the house at any given moment,
tenuous grasp on reality, and
offensive bright blue hue. The Kabikku has been known to attack humans; however, if you happen to stumble upon it, you may appease it with offerings of
top hats,
Ho Yay, and
stories of the supernatural. Beware, though; if given a copy of
Twilight,
it will prompty bite your face off.
This
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