The Common Kabikku (Internetdiseasus Lazii)
is a small, omnivirous creature most commonly seen in the chaparral region of Southern California. It is most well known for its grotesquely unhealthy eating habits
, unwillingness to leave the house at any given moment
, tenuous grasp on reality
, and offensive bright blue hue.
The Kabikku has been known to attack humans; however, if you happen to stumble upon it, you may appease it with offerings of top hats
, Ho Yay
, and stories of the supernatural
. Beware, though; if given a copy of Twilight
, it will prompty bite your face off.
contains the following tropes: