"Some other me is homeless, some other me is queen
Some other me has seen things that no other me has seen
If I met her I would ask her that one question we both fear
Some other me, how'd we end up here?"
A 2014 Broadway musical by Tom Kitt & Brian Yorkey
, starring Idina Menzel
. "If/Then" is a look at the life of Elizabeth, who has recently moved back to New York following her divorce to start a new life. At the beginning of the show, Elizabeth is given a seemingly minor choice of which friend to go with; that choice ends up dramatically changing the course of her life. The musical follows two timelines: one where Elizabeth is "Liz" and focuses on romance and family, while in another she is "Beth" and focuses on her career.
Provides examples of:
- Ador Kable: Liz/Beth, Josh and Lucas have their moments.
- Josh has an excuse; he's from Nebraska and had an Abusive Father.
- Liz doesn't want to start a relationship with Josh because the odds are against their relationship succeeding. She proceeds to spend the night with him, after realizing that they agree on the odds being against them. As she puts it herself the morning after, "What The F**k?"
- Adult Fear: How much impact will small choices make on your life?
- Liz/Beth's Surprise Pregnancy and how each Alternate Self handles it.
- Liz, who keeps the baby and marries Josh, frets about blaming the child for her unfulfilled dreams and fearing that she will resent him. Josh reassures her that even if the resentment happens, she will still love their baby.
- Beth aborts the baby because she wants to focus on her career. This becomes a Tear Jerker because Lucas, the father, has wanted kids but never admits it.
- Josh getting killed despite being a medical doctor in the army and a noncombatant, precisely because insurgents were targeting the military base where he was located.
- Alternate Self: Liz and Beth. Also discussed in "Some Other Me".
- Alternate Timeline: Liz chose to go with Kate to listen to a musician in the park. Beth chose to go with Lucas to attend a protest. The timeline diverges from there. Amusingly enough, the play is filled to the brim with events and choices that would seem to prime fodder for the creation of more alternate timelines, (often far weightier than choosing between the advice of Kate and Lucas) although it sticks to the Liz and Beth timelines rather than branching off further or exploring others.
- Beta Couple: Kate and Anne; the "Liz" timeline also has Lucas and David.
- Big Applesauce
- Bittersweet Ending: Both timelines end in a place of loss and hope; Liz has been widowed but has her beloved children and is finally starting doing the work she first set out to do in college while Beth is accomplished and acclaimed in her field while also being intensely lonely and disillusioned with her job. However she has plans to change careers and finally meets Josh.
- Book Ends: The show begins with Elizabeth reminiscing about meeting up with Lucas and Kate in the park and choosing which one to leave with. The show ends with Beth meeting up with Lucas and Kate in the park and meeting Josh in circumstances very similar to his meeting with Liz.
- Kate in the beginning assures Lucas that she is not just a good kindergarten teacher, she is a "f**king great kindergarten teacher". In the Beth storyline, when she receives Kindergarten Teacher of the Year Award, he says, "You are a f**king great kindergarten teacher!"
- Cannot Spit It Out: Lucas, in regards to his desire to have children. Causes a falling out with Beth when she has an abortion and doesn't tell him about it. In contrast, David in the Liz storyline sees it and encourages him to consider adopting a child.
- Character Development: Most dramatic with Elizabeth; Liz and Beth evolve into very different characters over the course of the show, due to the circumstances and choices they make.
- Chekhov's Gun: An extremely subtle one: the play opens with Elizabeth speaking about first meeting Josh in the park, and mentions how it was at the end of his third tour of duty with the Army. However as Josh has two tours in the Liz timeline, and dies during the third and he doesn't approach her in the park scene at the start of the play during the Beth timeline, it seems like a flubbed line or a weird inconsistency until the very end of the musical, when it turns out to have been Beth speaking, as she does eventually meet Josh in the park after his third tour.
- Eleven O'Clock Number: "Always Starting Over"
- For Want of a Nail: Each storyline is different depending on the choices that Beth makes. Some notable examples:
- Liz/Beth answering or ignoring her phone. Answering the phone, which Beth does, leads to her old colleague Stephan offering her a job in the commissioner's office. Not answering it leads to the deputy's nephew, an "idiot," receiving the job and designing the city so terrible that a child gets killed in traffic.
- Lucas writing or not writing his book. Heartbroken in the Beth storyline after Beth aborts their baby, he finishes the book and becomes The Last DJ to community activists. In contrast, because he has David in the Liz storyline, he focuses more on their relationship than on the book.
- Kate and Anna divorcing or staying together, depending on if Liz/Beth finds out. Beth does and stops them, because she loves them. Liz grieving over Josh's death, had no idea that they were divorcing.
- Josh's third deployment. Liz's pregnancies delayed this deployment, so that when he finally ships out he gets killed. In the Beth storyline, he goes on his third deployment as scheduled and survives, so that he encounters Beth later in the park at the play's conclusion.
- Genki Girl: Kate to some extent.
- Heck, she gets nominated Best Kindergarten Teacher of the Year for it.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Lucas shows this in both storylines when different men hit on Liz and Beth respectively. Meeting David in the Liz storyline allows him to get over it, but seeing Stephan flirt with Beth . . . not so much.
- Grief Song: "Learn To Live Without".
- Hypocritical Humor:
Josh: I choose not to be hurt by that. I understand pregnant women are emotional.
Liz: I'm not emotional. Fuck you, I'll kill you.
- The Last DJ: In the Beth timeline, Lucas has become this to community activists, as one young woman oh so thoughtfully says "You're proof we don't all have to sell out when we get old!"
- Love Martyr: Lucas tries to be one for Beth, even singing a song about it. Then he breaks things off with her when she aborts their child, and decides they are Better as Friends.
- Love Triangle: Beth, Lucas, and Stephen.
- Man Child: Discussed about Lucas, when his boyfriend David implies he is one when they discuss having children.
Lucas: " Children are needy, whiny and moody.
Lucas: I see what you did there.
- Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Kate is a minor example, though she becomes disillusioned in both storylines when her girlfriend cheats on her. She encourages Beth to keep her job and her kindergartners nominate Beth as their hero.
- Married to the Job: Beth.
- The Musical
- No Bisexuals: Invoked In-Universe. Liz tells Josh that she doesn't "believe in independents; it's like bisexuals, pick a side", and Kate is convinced that Lucas is gay, to the point of being shocked when Beth tells her she's pregnant with Lucas's child. Ultimately subverted in that Lucas's bisexuality is embraced by the narrative; he is romantically involved with a woman in one timeline and with a man in the other.
- Precision F-Strike: There's a song entitled "What The F**k" which utilizes this, although the line "What the fuck" gets repeated often enough it may start seeming like another trope.
- Spiritual Successor: To RENT
- Surprise Pregnancy: In both timelines; Liz with Josh and Beth with Lucas.
- Wham Song: "I Hate You" when Josh is killed during his third deployment.
- Your Cheating Heart: A few exampels
- In the Beth storyline, Stephan and Beth flirt, but he eventually breaks it off when his wife gets suspicious and Beth kisses him.
- In both storyline Anna cheats on Kate, the local Genki Girl and Elizabeth's friend. Talk about Love Hurts.