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X-Play, the end result of what happens when a Sketch Comedy show meets a video game review program, became the only show to survive the TechTV/G4 merger intact, one of the last two original shows on the network prior to its Esquire makeover (alongside Attack of the Show!), and one of the highest-rated programs on G4 until its end.The show started in 1998 on ZDTV as GameSpot TV; Adam Sessler co-hosted the show with Lauren Fielder, then, a year later in 1999, Fielder left, and he hosted solo for a while, before being paired up with Kate Botello in 2000. When ZDTV became TechTV in 2001, the show became Extended Play; after Botello left the show in 2002, Sessler hosted the show by himself. TechTV filmed much of the show at San Francisco's Metreon arcade until 2003, when the show became X-Play, Morgan Webb came aboard to co-host, and the show received a brand new studio. The change to X-Play also marked the beginning of the show's focus on game-related sketch comedy alongside its reviews.Originally, the show was a television version of GameSpot, with the ratings for each of the games duplicating that of the website, and the person who wrote the review on the website equivalent. When ZDTV became TechTV, and the show became Extended Play, the game reviews and previews were now written by the shows' staff, and on-air talent. On top of that, the GameSpot rating system was replaced with a 1-5 rating system, with 1 = "Poor", 2 = "Fair", 3 = "Good", 4 = "Great", and 5 = "Perfect".After G4 purchased TechTV in 2004, it retained X-Play, and even though G4 basically left the show intact, a fate far better than all of TechTV's shows and most of G4's shows received, the show's focus shifted on a frequent basis for the next few years as G4 went through a severe case of Network Decay. The show eventually ended up as a half-hour version of what G4 was before the merger: it ran down the latest gaming news stories, showed previews and reviews for the latest games, aired interviews with different industry personalities, and even ran a hints segment called "Cheat" (which itself used to be a half-hour show on the same network). The sketch comedy also disappeared, for the most part, but had more to do with the show's former head comedy writer, comedienne/comic nerd Blair Butler, becoming an on-air personality for G4.On April 26, 2012, Sessler abruptly left G4, so Blair Herter took his place.On October 26, 2012, G4 announced that it would cancel both X-Play and Attack of the Show! at the end of the year before undergoing its Esquire makeover. The show ended on January 23, 2013 alongside Attack of the Show! with a finale that had been taped a month before.X-Play still reruns on the channel in morning blocks and its old time. However, somewhat to the chagrin of fans, the network (or rather, whoever is in charge of the master control of the network, which is literally a zombie feed until the last cable carriage contract runs out; as of January 2014 it's off the major providers) refuses to air any episode created before the last season (between August 2012 and January 2013).
Sessler (before the 2008 retool) was this since the show's inception. And so are the interns.
And "Roger: the Stan Lee Experience" uses Bob Kane as one.
Catch Phrase: "Brutally honest review." They used it almost once an episode. Usually, but not always, a heads-up that whatever game they're going to review was going to be panned.
"We hate escort missions!"
"And we here at X-Play give (insert game's name here) a (insert number here)... out of 5."
Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Crazy Adam, owner of the used games emporium. Crazy crazy crazy crazy CRAAAA-ZY ADAM!!!
Deadpan Snarker: Both Sessler and Webb acted in this manner, but tend to switch between it and sheer abstract goofball at times.
Disposable Intern: During numerous skits/reviews, the hosts and staff would abuse, torment, and subject the "interns" to various punishments and horrors for the sake of comedy. Some of these "interns" weren't actually interns at all, though, and were actually other staff and producers of the show portraying a character.
Early Installment Weirdness: The Extended Play episodes back in the TechTV days had a computer-generated version of Sessler voiced by himself.
Also used as a form of Stylistic Suck for the intern training video which has clearly not been updated since "Like a Virgin" was a number one hit.
Enforced Plug: Once an Episode, after reviewing a 3-star game, Sessler and/or Webb would try to segue into a plug for GameFly's game rental service. Some of them were funny, but not all of them worked. Later, the segment plugged a future program for G4 which would invariably bomb. Near the end of the TechTV era, they were forced to plug G4's award show, G-Phoria on occasion, and mention that it's brought to you by EB Games and Jeep, even though they hadn't moved to Los Angeles to be with them yet (G-Phoria would eventually be merged into X-Play's editorial control and fade away quietly into their year-in-review by 2009). In addition, Sessler and Webb's appearance at G-Phoria on July 31, 2004, was their first time as G4 employees, just two weeks after the final San Francisco episode was filmed. Their first appearance ever on G4 was two months prior, on May 12, 2004, during that channel's E3 coverage.
In 2008, Webb appeared on The Tyra Banks Show to discuss male gamers and their habits. Many people who once had tons of respect for her, were outraged to see her disgrace herself, by insulting, degrading, embarrassing, and really hurting and confusing the legions of male gamers that looked up to her, and she was supposed to look up to back. Though some argue that it was staged, being that it is not physically possible for any gamer to own "every game console ever made". You can see it for yourself right here.
Fanservice: They frequently pointed these instances out during reviews to make a joke about them. They also occasionally did skits focused on it, such as one about the history of breast physics in video games.
Fashion Dissonance: Sessler's loud striped shirts early on, which he admitted made him look like a worker at a hard candy shop in response to a letter where the writer said they were so ugly they made his genitals run away.
Flanderization: Sessler on Extended Play was a perfectly reasonable man. When X-Play started up, he turned into a complete buffoon with a near psychotic hatred of anything anime related. He has shifted right back in the 2008 retool.
Four Point Scale: Averted. Their review system was deliberately balanced to include all spectrum of games and to be as helpful as possible. They had condemned the use of most other scales because of the tendency for most games to fall into the same ranking. Near the end of Sessler's tenure on the show, they introduced half-star ratings under the reasoning that they felt they were giving too many perfect scores. However, after going to Revision3, Sessler stated that the half-star ratings were introduced out of the control of the hosts and review staff after the 2011 holiday break by network management looking to pacify a certain game company and to get the show more influence on Metacritic, a site Sessler has criticized strongly for being used as a metric by gaming companies to withhold bonuses and pay to workers for games which didn't meet an arbitrary number.
Gamer Chick: Webb; from the very beginning, she'd been accused of being nothing more than eye candy and not really a gaming fan, despite her never ending insistence to the contrary.
A God Am I: "Who is this 'Bob' of which you speak. I am Thor-Axe the Impaler" in Splinter Cell: Co-op Theater.
Gonk: Sessler very reluctantly reviewed some sort of Disney Princess activity "game," where you could not only make a bloated prepubescent princess, but slap your own face on it. When he did so, the results earned some Ominous Latin Chanting.
Groin Attack: Sessler had plenty of this happen to him, including the famous stapling of his own crotch. Most people don't remember the game in question, but it was during the review of a motorcross game called SX Superstar, which got a 2 out of 5.
He Who Must Not Be Seen: The announcer, who was eventually eliminated. In episodes from 2003 to 2005, he was played by the shows' Production Assistant, Jason Frankovitz.
Hilarity Ensues: For some reason, one of the swag items advertisting Crysis 2 to the media was the infamous Shake Weight with the game's logo screened onto the handle. The hosts decided to use it on one episode for any prompter read they did and Herter really seemed to love it.
Hypocritical Humor: When talking about Marvel: Ultimate Alliance in his Best And Worst Comic Book Videogames segment from 2007, Roger the Stan Lee Experience said, "Look at all my little creations running around learning to work as a team. It's just like Jack Kirby and I envisioned all those years ago. And when I say Jack and I envisioned, I mean I envisioned."
If I Had a Nickel: "But first, we start with World War II; oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that, I could finally afford to buy myself a pony."
Ms. Fanservice: Webb. She'd been accused of being solely this, and not really a gamer, since the show's inception, even as she did an independent tech news video podcast during the course of the series. Parodied in one episode where Sessler wore the outfit she wore in her Maxim shoot.
Murder Simulators: Addressed from time to time, usually when a controversial game was released that that Moral Guardians were claiming was one. The show's position, of course, was to either parody or deconstruct these claims.
The Musical: Two actually. The first was a tribute to the viewers of the show called On the X-Play Board... which made fun of viewer reaction to the scores certain games receive and their responses on the G4 message boards. The second was a full episode musical about Sessler and Webb getting an offer to make their own video game which of course turned out to be a disaster. It's actually pretty funny. The irony is that they already had their own video game on the X-Play page. It was a side scrolling beat 'em up where Webb uses her fists as a weapon, Sessler uses Slippy the Fish as his weapon.
Webb: (about 50 Cent: Bulletproof) So why was this game even made? Cash, my friends. Cold. Hard. Cash.
In the review for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, "In what should be the most badass moment of the entire game, you're reduced to slowly rotating a faraway ship into some arbitrary position so you could slowly pull it a couple of feet down before fending off a wave of TIE Fighters. Then you do it all. Over. Again. This isn't even interesting, let alone awesome."
Sessler (about Will Rock): "And it just gets harder. And harder. And harder. And harder. Just like in all the other Serious Sam games".
Sessler (about Aquaman): "You swim. And you fight. You swim some more. And you fight. That's it. There's not one interesting aspect about this game. Reminds me of another superhero game, the infamous Superman 64 on the N64. Looks like the Man of Steel's got a buddy."
Averted, however, while reviewing the PSP game that is based on 300.
Splinter Cell: Co-op Theater. "When America needs a hero...when freedom stands alone...when justice needs to be upheld, there's only one place to turn. Through the cover of night, America's top agents will defend our liberty from those who wish us harm. Let us join Special Agent Bob and Secret Agent Steve: two of the finest official unofficial Splinter Cells."
And within Splinter Cell: Co-op Theater is its own show within a show (within a show), Grabnar The Wanderer.
Small Name, Big Ego: Parodied in-universe. A skit had Sessler tackling problems in the form of an RPG random encounter, in one of which the enemy was a bouncer at a club, and Sessler's attack was to say, "Behold my celebrity," which fails.
Troll/Flame Bait: Certainly, they did seem to got caught up in the flame wars they so heartily made fun of sometimes. At some points, it seemed they forgot that they were at least ideally supposed to avoid bias in their reviews, which tended to fuel the problems with the Unpleasable Fanbase even more. Yes, a lot of fans were unreasonable, but it didn't help when they gave them an excuse.
Video Game Movies Suck: Addressed in-universe. They've talked about this topic several times. They once had a segment called "I Have a Dreamcast" in which they describe how they would ideally like films based on games to be but then describe the ways the ways they will inevitably end up sucking.
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