"We don't need to imagine we're running the Olympics and we've got problems, we are running the Olympics and we've got problems!"
The Games was an Australian Mockumentary television series about the run-up to the Sydney Olympics in 2000. Written by John Clarke and Ross Stevenson, it had two seasons of thirteen episodes each, the first in 1998 and the second in 2000 shortly before the Olympics.The main characters are in the Sydney Organising Committee for the Olympic Games (SOCOG). All use their real names. John Clarke is supposedly the "Olympic Supremo" and a former Olympic champion (though he never says what in); Bryan Dawe, the head accountant; Gina Riley, the head of marketing; and Nicholas Bell is the Secretary to the Minister for the Olympics.The series is heavily satirical of the corruption and wastage around the Games, and criticises SOCOG, politicians, opportunistic businesses, and the International Olympic Committee. At one point, John and Nicholas wonder aloud where their funding has gone — while they're having incredibly expensive gourmet food and wine.In one episode John Howard played himself. That's John Howard the actor, not John Howard the then prime minister of Australia. John Howard (the actor) apologised for the treatment of indigenous Australians, which the prime minister had refused to do. (Kevin Rudd, the succeeding prime minister, did give the apology).Season 1 of The Games was released on DVD in 2005, and Season 2 is now out in Australia. In 2011, Channel 9 was going to air The Games: London Calling, where the cast are hired to help with the London 2012 Olympics. Unfortunately, it got cancelled.The BBC produced Twenty Twelve, a series with an almost-identical concept (a group of hapless bureaucrats organising the London games), but denied stealing the idea.See also The Games' Funny entry and the YMMV entry.
Acting for Two: Actors who play minor characters often reprise their roles as other minor characters.
And Then What?: In one episode, Gina is asked by the crew what the main stadium will be used for after the games. She's completely taken off guard and manages to say that it will obviously be a marvellous asset to the community, after she's managed to stop nervously laughing.
Australian Politics: It came cruelly close to what happens in real life politics (and not just in Australia).
Bittersweet Ending: They got the Olympics on, but they couldn't fix the Closing Ceremony and all the cock-ups and over-budgeting means that they have to get out of there.
Call Back: Several of the instructions given to the staff in "Talking to the Troops" were referenced in later episodes. For example, in "Immigration" Gina claims that the reason for the congested traffic was that a truck must have turned over, which they'd been instructed to say to foreign visitors when they got stuck in Sydney traffic.
Character as Himself: John Howard (the character) played by John Howard (the actor) in order to be mistaken for John Howard (the Prime Minister).
Crapsaccharine World: Sydney, portrayed as a city where everyone double-crosses you, the media will crucify you if you say one bad word, your co-workers will lynch you and run off at the first opportunity and nobody will help you.
The Danza: All the main characters had the same name as their actors.
Deadpan Snarker: Most of the cast, but John Clarke raises it to an absolute artform.
Double Speak: In one episode, it's explained that 'X has my/our full support' means that the person in question is about to be fired.
In another, the IOC is said to talk in 'code', with one example being 'all host cities in the near future' (Athens).
Epic Fail: The video designed to be an introduction to Sydney. It contained a fuckload of errors (such as referring to Sydney as the capital of Australia and the home of the world's most famous athlete, and contains even more visual errors, like shots of Melbourne's Botanic Gardens, the Bank of Melbourne, and a shot of the freeway in Queensland) and was too hilarious to be anything but a failure.
Nicholas: Yes, it does concern itself with ropes, it is a ropes course.
Getting Crap Past the Radar: In one episode, John is asking Gina questions relayed to him by a group of construction workers she's been watching and criticizing. After the first few, he quietly asks Bryan, 'What are funbags, Bryan?' Bryan flips off the workers.
The Ghost: The Minister for the Olympics, who never appeared but was often referenced.
In one episode, Joseph Williams, a businessman who basically gets whatever he wants and has his eyes on the Olympics board. He gets shot before anything happens.
Gratuitous Italian: Gina uses a "$5 phrasebook" to angle for a job at the Turin 2006 games in "Job Search". Nicholas must have the same book, because both of them talk about Sydney's "grande ponticello" (big bridge).
Hey, It's That Guy!: John Clarke and Bryan Dawe now do sketches on The 7:30 Report, and Gina Riley went on to be Kim in Kath and Kim.
Hypocritical Humor: In "Job Search" John repeatedly shouts at at Bryan and Gina for focusing on future job prospects instead of on the Olympics. It turns out he rigged the events of the episode so he'd get a job at Athens 2004.
I Never Said It Was Poison: One episode has John telling a journalist about an embarrassing night out that Gina had. When she later calls John, furious that somebody told, he accidentally admits that he knows who wrote it before she told him.
Jerkass Has a Point: In "4 Corners", John and Bryan claim that some hidden-camera footage of them and another man discussing taxing the rich can't legally be broadcast because neither of them were aware they were being taped or consented to releasing the footage. Nicholas says that the public's right to know would outweigh that, but John and Bryan were right — they were talking about the possibility of changing the tax system, not planning to change it, and while they could certainly suggest that said system be changed, neither of them actually had the power to make such changes.
New Media Are Banal: The games' website is relaunched, and they hold a big event to celebrate. But this being 2000, you can't really do much on the website, and John realizes the relaunch is just for show, to distract from organizational problems. (It's also their fourth website relaunch.)
No Fourth Wall: Everyone remarks on the fact that they're doing a TV series and often talk to or about the camera crew.
Played with though, as most of the references are in the guise that they're actually running the Olympics and this is a genuine documentary, so within the world of 'The Games' as a comedy series the fourth wall remains untouched. However Tim in particular, will also make occasional remarks that acknowledge he's in a scripted show.
Oh Crap: "We are stuffed!" "Oh, we're doomed." "We're buggered."
One of Our Own: When Bryan's job is threatened, Gina and John do their best to make sure he keeps it.
In another episode, John gets very mad when Nicholas tries to sack Gina and refuses to let him.
Poisonous Friend: Nicholas, quite often. One example was when he wrote a completely incorrect press release and put Gina's name on it without even showing it to her, and tried to get John to sign another without reading it, thus setting them up as the scapegoats for his terrible plan.
Pun-Based Title: 'The Games' may refer to the Olympics or to the psychological games played by John, Bryan, Gina and Nicholas.