Series / Crossing Jordan
This show has nothing to do with traversing a country bordering Israel (although the title comes from crossing the river of the same name) or with a certain former Page Three Girl.
Instead, it is an ensemble Forensic Drama
centered on the life of Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh (played by actress Jill Hennessy), a rather tempestuous medical examiner
in the Massachusetts State Coroner's office. Jordan is something of a Cowboy Cop
, due to the murder of her mother as well as considerable additional exposure to police files and procedures at a young age by her now-retired cop father, Max Cavanaugh. As a result, she regularly ends up trying to solve homicides and other crimes herself.
The rest of the main cast consists primarily of Jordan's coworkers at the morgue and colleagues on the Boston PD, who get roped into helping with Jordan's investigations on a surprisingly regular basis:
- Dr. Garret Macy, Jordan's crotchety superior (played by Miguel Ferrer)
- Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy, a fellow medical examiner (played by Ravi Kapoor), his nickname refers to his knowledge of insects
- Nigel Townsend, the morgue's resident lab rat and hacker (played by Steve Valentine)
- Lily Lebowsky, a sweet but eccentric grief counselor (played by Kathryn Hahn)
- Woodrow "Woody" Hoyt, a detective for the Boston police and Jordan's on/off love interest (played by Jerry O'Connell)
This series provides examples of:
- Ambiguously Gay: Nigel. An entire episode is devoted to this. It isn't until several seasons later that the question is finally answered. Ironically, he's not.
- And I Must Scream: A particularly dark example. The victim is shot and spends the most of the episode (shot from his POV) paralyzed. He used to be a prosecutor and Macy's friend, but underwent a Face–Heel Turn to Amoral Attorney when Macy refused to falsify evidence to put away a serial killer. He keeps pleading with Jordan and Macy not to autopsy him, promising he'll change. He's only saved when Macy digs the bullet out and realizes he's still bleeding. Turns out he and his two guests (who were killed) had improperly prepared Fugu, and his secretary shot him. On his way out of the hospital, Macy gives him a bell, and tells him that people used to be buried with strings attached to bells in case they were buried alive. The lawyer points out that Macy just effectively admitted the coroner's office is at fault, and he'll both be suing and representing the woman who shot him. Then he walks outside and gets hit by a car. The last shots of the episode is the team looking down into his body bag, and their evaluator asking if they're sure he's dead. The bag is closed up, using the same POV shot from the lawyer's perspective as earlier, and then we hear a bell tinkling.
- Artistic License – Chemistry: "Fire from the Sky" - a commuter plane from Baltimore to Boston crashes in the Blue Hills, killing everyone on board (including Devan), after the crew and passengers are incapacitated by a choking gas produced when sulfuric acid from a wheelchair battery (the plane's air marshal found a wanted felon on board, and during the ensuing scuffle one of them accidentally shot a hole in said battery) reacts with the borax used to clean the plane's carpet. Only problem is, the reaction of borax and aqueous sulfuric acid produces... sodium sulfate and boric acid, neither of which is a gas, let alone a choking one.
- Ascended Extra: Steve Valentine's Nigel was just a background character for a handful of scenes in the first episodes, but the producers liked the way he demanded your attention on just those scenes, and turned him into a regular...
- Asshole Victim: Where do we start with Shelly Levine? He used to be an ADA until a series of errors lead to great embarrassment when he prosecutes a guy that is actually innocent. He blames Dr. Macy for his failings on the case and becomes a defense attorney and takes great pride in making the morgue staff look like idiots. He's constantly taunting them, and even threatens to have Nigel deported. He collects trophies, weapons that where used by his clients to commit murders for which he has gotten them acquitted. While being shot at, he used his client as a human shield. Needless to say that the morgue staff are more than pleased when they see him on a slab. Woody stabs him with a needle out of sheer hatred.
- Turns out he wasn't actually dead, having been paralyzed during the shooting. (See And I Must Scream, above.) As noted, rather than being grateful to the morgue staff for realizing he was still alive, he gleefully threatens to sue them all (and take up the defense of the woman who shot at him, his assistant, and his client, just out of spite). Then he gets hit by the car.
- Back-Alley Doctor: After a number of heroin overdoses are reported by one person, Dr. Macy and Dr. Winslow decide to investigate and find a former medic running an unlicensed clinic. Dr. Macy realizes that even though the clinic is not up to the standards of a real hospital, it is doing good for the people it serves.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Kate and Nigel
- Berserk Button: Bug in an episode where a murder appeared to be racially motivated.
- Big Storm Episode: The main cast are effectively trapped in the morgue during a huge snowstorm that paralyzes Boston, ** during which there is a freak e.Coli breakout which sickens Peter, Garret, and Bug, and kills Elaine
- Broken Pedestal: Jordan find out that many of the people she idolizes and has known for a long aren't that great. Her father was a crooked cop who regularly planted evidence and framed a guy so he could steal his money. Her mother had another child in an affair and her mental state made her a danger to both children. Garret once ruled an obvious murder a suicide in order to help a politician.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Pretty much everyone at the morgue.
- Casting Gag: In Real Life, Steve Valentine is a magician as well as an actor. Several times on the show, his character Nigel can be seen doing card tricks.
- Catch Phrase: "You want to be the victim or the killer?"
- Clear My Name: Jordan is on the run after her boyfriend is murdered.
- Cliffhanger: Several. Subverted in the final episode which was originally written to be a Cliffhanger but was then rewritten into a Happily Ever After when it became apparent that the series would be canceled.
- The Coroner: Jordan, Garret, Bug, numerous others
- Cowboy Cop: Jordan constantly, Woody on a couple occasions as well, and Max used to be this going as far as planting evidence
- Cross Over: With Las Vegas
- Deadpan Snarker: Nigel and Bug
- Double Standard: In the first episode Jordan's co-worker Trey Sanders tells her "I don't date white women." Had Jordan said the same thing regarding black men it would have undoubtedly been viewed as racist.
- Enhance Button: Nigel, constantly
- Epunymous Title
- Eye Remember: Dr. Macy claims to have a machine which can recover a dead man's last sight, in order to trick/blackmail some violent thugs into letting him go. (He's totally lying, of course.)
- Facial Recognition Software
- Fairy Tale Motifs: A series of murders based on The Wizard of Oz.
- First Day from Hell: Twice. One doctor showed up just in time for a massive blizzard plus an in-morgue E. Coli outbreak, and Dr. Devan Maguire got kidnapped on her first day after the team was caught up in a poorly-conceived government terrorism drill.
- Forensic Drama
- Freudian Excuse: One of these frequently comes up in the show
- A Serial Killer justifies her actions with her dad's infidelity.
- A man kidnaps and imprisons a boy in his basement. Garret correctly deduces that the chains had been previously used to chain up the man when he was a child.
- Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult: There was an episode where the Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult in Jordan's childhood neighborhood had recently died and a skeleton was found in the baseboards of her floor soon turns out that it was the remains of her husband who she killed several years ago to protect her mentally disabled son. This trope was played with in the sense that over the course of the investigation, she was shown to be a more of a human being. Though they did find the cedar chest where she kept all of the toys.
- Heel–Face Turn: Subverted. An imprisoned serial killer genuinely wanted to make amends, and strived to become a better person, eventually becoming a model prisoner and devout Christian... too devout. When he caught a pair of guards getting frisky in the prison chapel, he was enraged that they would dare desecrate a house of God, so he murdered one of them, and tried to frame the other for it, completely convinced he was doing the right thing.
- Hidden in Plain Sight: The morgue staff are sure that a guy has been murdered in the same building they work in. They just can't find where the corpse was hidden. It's in the crypt.
- Homage: An episode with Quincy star Jack Klugman as an aging medical examiner.
- In the Blood
- It's Personal: Jordan's half-brother
- Jerkass: Detective Matt Seely
- Jack the Ripoff: "Road Kill" is about a series of murders that emulate too many details of a pervious serial killer. Many of them are details that where never released to the public.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: In "Wild Card" Eric Brazil most definitly is a jerk. He seems to be unaffected by the murder of a teenager and is more concerned with taking down a gangster. Later he is suspected of killing said teenager and framing the gangster. In reality he was deeply affected by the death.
- The Lab Rat: Nigel, Bug
- Locard's Theory: Mentioned by name in the episode "Locard's Exchange".
- Love Dodecahedron
- Mistaken for Gay: A tabloid runs a picture of Jordan and a lesbian talk show host, and implied that they are lovers.
- Naïve Newcomer: Woody in the first two seasons
- Necro Cam: Pretty much every episode
- No Social Skills: almost every female medical examiner on the show: Jordan, Dr. Devan Maguire, and Dr. Kate Switzer
- Odd Friendship: Bug and Nigel
- Off on a Technicality: In one episode, a judge overturns the convictions against a child molester/murderer because the prosecutor (now the DA) had failed to disclose evidence to the defense.
- For all the Non-American tropers, that's not a technicality. It's such a huge thing that not only can it ruin a prosecutor's career and get them disbarred, it also can require every case they were on to be retried.
- Omnidisciplinary Scientist: Nigel
- Overly Long Name: Bug - that's "Dr. Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy" to you.
- And on a side note, the guy who plays Trey Sanders — Mahershalalhashbaz Ali.
- Perky Goth: Lily, especially in the first couple seasons. And Nigel, a rare male example.
- Poorly Disguised Pilot: "Sunset Division", though it was never picked up
- Put on a Bus: Max, several minor characters
- Regularly Scheduled Evil: The Blue Moon Killer.
- Sympathetic Murderer: A father of a girl that was kidnapped, sold into sexual slavery, and believed to be dead exacts revenge on the child traffickers. Woody at the end even lets him out of his cuffs.
- Temporary Love Interest: J.D. Pollack, Jeffrey Brandau, numerous others
- There Are No Therapists: Subverted — morgue employees are required to go through a yearly psychiatric evaluation, which they all dread
- Throwing Out the Script: In the first episode, Garret is supposed to do a presentation about coroners at a career day. He starts off with one that's fairly dry and unenthusiastic, which gradually becomes a rant that practically drives people away with the lurid descriptions of his work.
- Tyrant Takes the Helm: Dr. Jack Slocum and Special Prosecutor William Ivers star in two such story arcs.
- UST: With pairings almost too numerous to list, but especially between Jordan and Woody.
- Western Terrorists: On at least two or three different occasions.
- Subverted in one episode, where it was just some kind of government sponsored test (which severely pissed Macy off).
- Will They or Won't They?: Jordan and Woody, as Jordan's inability to commit to a relationship is best described as "homeric". During the Las Vegas crossovers, they would frequently hook up with Danny and Sam, respectively.