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Quotes / Unholy Matrimony

"A match made in Heaven set the fires in Hell..."
Lupe Fiasco

"Monarch. Dr. Girlfriend. The Guild of Calamitous Intent approves of your application for duoship. I now pronounce you villain and villainess. You may kiss your Queen."
The Sovereign, The Venture Bros.

Roy: You people are sick!
Sabine: Ah, but our relationship is healthy!

"It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan
That's built upon evil love."
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend, Phineas and Ferb, "Evil Love"

Buffy: Whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely.

"What, is a mass murderer not allowed to fall in love like a regular person?"
Ladd Russo, Baccano!

"We're both monsters, Gaius. Let us be monsters together and seize the fucking heavens!"
Illythia, Spartacus

"I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood."
Frank Underwood, House of Cards (US)

Vash: I want the life I had before I met you.
Q: And a stellar life indeed. The eminent Vash. Barred from the Royal Museum of Epsilon Hydra Seven, persona non grata on Betazed. Wanted dead on Myrmidon for stealing the Crown of the First Mother...
Vash: —Dead or alive!
Q: Preferably dead. It's a wonder you haven't offended every sentient race in the galaxy.
Vash: You're the one who almost got me killed on Errikang Seven. And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either. What did they call you? The God of Lies?
Q: They meant it affectionately.

"You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everyone else's misery! So seriously, when's the wedding?"
Makoto Naegi, Dangan Ronpa Abridged Thing (in reference of Celestia Ludenberg and Byakuya Togami)

"This is a man who willingly wooed and bedded Ann Coulter. Imagine the pillow-talk."

"The former Queen of MySpace and one time Nazi sympathizer Tila Tequila gave birth to the daughter she says she made with an alleged serial killer. Tila should’ve named her daughter Poor You since that’s what most people are going to say to her."

We’re rock bottom
But there ain’t no stopping
‘Cause its you and me against the world...
— "Problem", Natalia Kills

Wander: Hater’s always talking about how he wants a girlfriend, so I devised the perfect setup to get Hater and Dominator to show up here. They’ll fall in love, that love will kiss out all their evil and everything will be great forever!
Sylvia: Or they become twice as evil and conquer the galaxy together!
Wander: Naaah.
Wander over Yonder, “The Battle Royale”

Xanatos: Marry me.
Fox: Excuse me?
Xanatos: We're genetically compatible, highly intelligent, and have the same goals. It makes perfect sense to get married.
Fox: True, but what about love?
Xanatos: I think we love each other, as much as two people such as ourselves are capable of that emotion.

Velya, despite his great age, is a newlywed of sorts. During the 19th century, on a sojourn through England, the vampire lord met little Elaine Cassidy, 10-year-old scion of a moneyed Boston family. Enamored by Elaine's exquisite beauty and even more exquisite evil, Velya Embraced her and united with her in a mutual Blood Bond. To ensure that she would never leave his side, Velya amputated Elaine's legs and grafted the tiny childe to his back, where she sprouts to this night note . Even other Sabbat are unnerved to hear the lilting child-voice breathlessly detailing the next torture Elaine wishes to see her husband perform.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce

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