Quotes: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
: Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too! Mom
: I'm sorry I didn't mean- McNinja
: Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla.
"This is the best movie Iíve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid, but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."
"yarr, that be what I call synergy"
: Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me! Naruto
: But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being! Iruka
: Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then...
"Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!"
Calvin: This is so cool!
Hobbes: This is
"Then you see the chainsaw
ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ohmygodthatissocool
and a chainsaw."
, Dwarf Fortress
They became vampires
. Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.
I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman. SpongeBob:
Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.
"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
"It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf." Mike:
"The mummy is a fucking werewolf!"
'I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!'
Marik: "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"
: "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"
'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'
"[Lord English] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."
Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, Princess Zelda is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate.
The [giant flesh-eating] hideous mutant demon squid has escaped again and it's created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do it's evil bidding!
Larcen: A cat burglar working for the mob, who uses Mantis Style Kung Fu....Honestly, he is probably the best character in the game, since he's basically a mutant blender mix of a 1920s gangster, Vega, and Batman.
But really, bitching about secret baby plots aside, this item is more a warning about the tendency some romance authors have for slapping together a bunch of hackneyed themes. Does your book feature a werewolf amnesiac cowboy? Does the vampire boardroom mistress long for a Navy SEAL sheikh?
—Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, "The Top Ten Signs You're Reading a Very Bad Romance Novel"
"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will
never read that again in
any other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."