"If I had a dollar of every bit of sense this made, I would be in debt for the rest of my life."
"Yes, the CIA made Jackson Pollock's career to undermine communism. It makes a strange kind of sense when you think about it, doesn't it?
No. No, it doesn't."
No. No, it doesn't."
"Frankly Iím stunned. I know actors do things for paychecks, but I have to wonder how much is enough to take some of this direction. 'Yes John, glad you could make it on set. Now, your SS uniform is around the corner along with the rat teeth and platinum white shock wig. Now, in this scene you are going to be singing about your evil deeds to a jazz band in the background and it culminates in you killing a shark. No, Iím not kidding. John, this is my vision.'"
"You know what, the context for this one doesnít even matter. No explanation would ever be sufficient."
"You know what? Even if we just went point by point, what happens in this, it would still sound context-free."
"Yes, you are seeing a giant octopus on land and eating sheep. And no, context doesn't help, because this is the first scene of the first episode."
"I saw this video and thought "wow. Out of context, without the rest of the movie this scene is so weird and makes no sense." So I decided to watch the entire movie. I came back to this video and it makes even less sense now."
"You see, as long as the General, who is some sort of vampire hunter, I guess, thinks he has Carmilla, he doesn't have the real Carmilla, which means the real Carmilla is free to... ride in the back of a Jeep. Or something. It makes a lot more sense when you watch it. Oh wait, no, no it doesn't. Actually, it makes a lot less sense when you watch it. I'm simplifying things for the sake of this review."
— Something Awful review of Vampires vs. Zombies
Quotes About Things That Don't Make Any Sense In Context
"I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass: I am hungry".
Edd: Ed...do you know there's a turtle on your head?
Ed: (beat) Yup!
— Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, "From Here to Ed" While Ed shows off his materials to help Eddy ambush Kevin, he is shown with a turtle tied on his head like a party hat, for no particular reason.
"SM64: The story of Mario's missing cap and my emerging childhood sexuality..."
"THERE ARE NINJAS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!!!"