->"''If I had a dollar of every bit of sense this made, I would be in debt for the rest of my life.''"
--> -- '''[[CollectiveIdentity Background Pony]]''', {{Derpibooru}}

->''Yes, the CIA made Jackson Pollock's career to undermine communism. It makes a strange kind of sense when you think about it, doesn't it?''\\\
''No. No, it doesn't.''
--> -- {{Website/Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19489_5-terrible-ideas-that-solved-huge-global-problems_p2.html "5 Terrible Ideas that Solved Huge Global Problems"]]

->''Frankly Im stunned. I know actors do things for paychecks, but I have to wonder how much is enough to take some of this direction. Yes John, glad you could make it on set. Now, [[ARareSentence your SS uniform is around the corner along with the rat teeth and platinum white shock wig.]] Now, in this scene you are going to be singing about your evil deeds to a jazz band in the background and it culminates in you killing a shark. No, Im not kidding. John, this is my vision."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/12/07/the-nutcracker-in-3d-2010-andrey-konchalovskiy/ on]] ''Film/TheNutcrackerIn3D''

->''I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass: I'' am ''hungry''.