->"''If I had a dollar of every bit of sense this made, I would be in debt for the rest of my life.''"
--> -- '''[[CollectiveIdentity Background Pony]]''', {{Derpibooru}}

->''"Yes, the CIA made Jackson Pollock's career to undermine communism. It makes a strange kind of sense when you think about it, doesn't it?''\\\
''No. No, it doesn't."''
-->-- {{Website/Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19489_5-terrible-ideas-that-solved-huge-global-problems_p2.html "5 Terrible Ideas that Solved Huge Global Problems"]]

->''"Frankly Iím stunned. I know actors do things for paychecks, but I have to wonder how much is enough to take some of this direction. 'Yes John, glad you could make it on set. Now, [[ARareSentence your SS uniform is around the corner along with the rat teeth and platinum white shock wig.]] Now, in this scene you are going to be singing about your evil deeds to a jazz band in the background and it culminates in you killing a shark. No, Iím not kidding. John, this is my vision.'"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/12/07/the-nutcracker-in-3d-2010-andrey-konchalovskiy/ on]] ''Film/TheNutcrackerIn3D''

->''"I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass: I ''am'' hungry"''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel''

->''"You know what, the context for this one doesnít even matter. No explanation would ever be sufficient."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.superdickery.com/merry-christmas-you-filthy-animal/ Superdickery]]'' talking about a ComicBook/JonahHex cover where he threatens Santa Claus

->''"You know what? Even if we just went point by point, what happens in this, it would still sound context-free."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Brad Jones]]''' on ''Winter's Tale'', ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings''

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