Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from—possibly because the true center of naturopathy, Narnia, can only be found by those pure of heart.
"You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler..."
SCP-049: Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.
Doctor: Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!
SCP-049: Good doctor, my cure is most effective.
Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind
Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind
Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind
Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein
— "Dr. Horror" by Running Wild
"Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken."
— Urien Rakarth, Warhammer 40,000
"Now this is gonna 'urt, a LOT! But you'll be bettah, you'll see!" *giggles*
— The Mad Dok, Dawn of War
"One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery!"
— Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D., Phoenix Command
Steinman: Four-oh silk and... done.
Nurse: The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman. ...Doctor?
Steinman: You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel.
Nurse: Excuse me?
Nurse: Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...
Steinman: Let's just come in here and... (begins whistling cheerfully)
Nurse: Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery now!
— Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," BioShock
"You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!"
As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"
"Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!"
— Mad Dok Grotsnik, Warhammer 40,000
"Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahahahaha! ...Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license."
Dr. Barber: Hmmm...good news. You have the plague.
Patient: Why is that good news?
Dr. Barber: Because now I get to conduct medical experiments!
"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She won't! Stay! Still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLYYYYYYYY!"
— Dr. Steinmann, BioShock
ďI canít tell you how excited I am. Itís like Christmas, opening a present!"
Narrator: Then Joestar's visit at the most well known office was just starting.
(Faust is holding his gigantic scalpel near Joseph's infected arm.)
Faust: How much will you pay?
Joseph: How about this?
(Joseph presents a stick of gum to Faust.)
Faust: Good enough!!
Joseph: Do it quick!
Faust: Well, raise your hand if it hurts, mufufu.
Joseph: Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and third is "raise your hand if it hurts!"