History Quotes / MadDoctor

20th Dec '17 5:01:57 AM Gorank
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->'''Doctor:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"

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->'''Doctor:''' ->'''Doctor 1:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, shock!"
->'''Doctor 2:''' "Quick,
get him ten cc's of-"
20th Dec '17 4:51:14 AM Gorank
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->'''Doctor:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"
->'''Dr. Eye:''' "'''NO!''' GIVE HIM '''AIDS!'''"
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4t3cB1kQk The Brilliant Dr. Eye]], ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms''
6th Nov '17 4:52:55 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->When performing a lethal injection, it is essential that the needles be placed with absolute precision. And unlike standard medical procedures, with a lethal injection you have a patient who probably does not want the procedure to occur. Therefore, it is of vital importance that the restraints be tight and strong. Even with that, trouble may arise, and it may be incumbent for the practitioner to take matters into his own hands, using whatever sharp, bladed objects he may have on his person. Lacerations... ''[slashes the "patient" across the chest]'' ...to the body at strategic locations... ''[slashes him again]'' ...may put the patient into a state of shock... ''[slashes the patient again, killing him]'' ...making him far more pliable, or at the very least, causing him to bleed to death, thus achieving the desired end. Who are we kidding? We're not really trying to be humane anyway. Class dismissed.
-->--'''Dr Killjoy,''' ''VideoGame/TheSuffering''
26th Jun '17 1:20:13 PM Siempie
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'''Eiffel (recording):''' ''(agonized, terrified screaming, which gets muffled half-way through as his mouth is covered)''\\

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'''Eiffel (recording):''' ''(agonized, terrified screaming, which gets suddenly muffled half-way through as his mouth is covered)''\\
25th Jun '17 6:01:01 AM Siempie
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->'''Eiffel:''' ''Do'' remember that the test is run by a sadistic piece of work who should be avoided at all costs. You might think I'm making a big fuss over nothing, dear listeners, but I cannot ''begin'' to tell you how ''awful'' these physicals are. In fact, don't take MY word for it! Here is a recording I made six months ago, the last time I went through Comrade Doctor Moreau's little "wellness checks". ''(turns on recording)''\\
'''Hilbert (recording):''' Officer Eiffel, I said ''cough!''\\
'''Eiffel (recording):''' ''(whimpering)'' I-I don't wanna!\\
'''Hilbert (recording):''' Cough! ''Now!''\\
'''Eiffel (recording):''' ''(sob, small cough)''\\
''(machine starts whirring)''\\
'''Eiffel (recording):''' ''(agonized, terrified screaming, which gets muffled half-way through as his mouth is covered)''\\
'''Eiffel:''' ''(shuts off recording)'' That was just stage one. I'll spare you stages two through ''twenty''-one.
-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359'', Episode 3
18th Mar '17 7:15:11 AM Doug86
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-->-- '''The Grimoire Mutatio Curatus (The Forbidden Writings of Fabius Bile)''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40K''

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-->-- '''The Grimoire Mutatio Curatus (The Forbidden Writings of Fabius Bile)''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40K''
''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
26th Nov '16 6:34:13 AM Chabal2
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->Each of the Legions has now nominated aspirants seeking to throw themselves upon our mercy in the vain hope that we may deem them worthy to join our ranks. Those loyal to the shrunken corpse on Terra still cling to their own processes by which perhaps one in a hundred neophytes may survive to become a battle brother. The methods I have developed over the last millennia are more stringent, for we must be pure in our hatred and hard of heart, body and soul. Fewer than one in every thousand survive, and I strive each day to lengthen these odds still further.
-->-- '''The Grimoire Mutatio Curatus (The Forbidden Writings of Fabius Bile)''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40K''
1st Oct '16 7:25:37 PM MrNickelodeon
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->Here is something you seldom see: a living, ''breathing'', autopsy.
-->--'''[[SoftSpokenSadist The Caretaker]]''', [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal's]] Theatre/HalloweenHorrorNights
23rd Apr '16 4:09:54 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->The body is a machine, you see, imperfect in its design and cursed by mortal flaws. [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Freak-Maker]] knows what these problems are, and he now devotes himself to fixing them - [[BodyHorror or making them worse]] - if such duties [[ForScience lead him to better understanding]].
-->--''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: The Sorcerer's Crusade - Infernalism]]''
16th Feb '15 10:06:45 PM jormis29
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-->-- '''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', after [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] is unimpressed with his new buzzsaw hand

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-->-- '''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', ''ComicBook/TransformersShatteredGlass'', after [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] is unimpressed with his new buzzsaw hand
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