History Quotes / MadDoctor

16th Feb '15 10:06:45 PM jormis29
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-->-- '''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', after [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] is unimpressed with his new buzzsaw hand
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-->-- '''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', ''ComicBook/TransformersShatteredGlass'', after [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] is unimpressed with his new buzzsaw hand
17th Jan '15 1:12:53 PM Tacitus
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->''Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly because the true center of naturopathy, [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]], can only be found by those pure of heart.''
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->''Mr.->ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', [[HypocriticalHumour scrawled in the]] [[CouldntFindAPen blood of his patients]], ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->'''Steinman:''' Four-oh silk and... done.\\ '''Nurse:''' The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman! ...Doctor?\\ '''Steinman:''' You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face ''sags''... Scalpel.\\ '''Nurse:''' Excuse me?\\ '''Steinman:''' Scalpel!\\ '''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...\\ '''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'')\\ '''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!'' -->-- ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' [[ApocalypticLog audio diary]], "Not What She Wanted" ->[[TalkingToThemself What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[PunctuatedPounding She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[MadArtist I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[HollywoodPudgy That one, too fat!]] [[StatuesqueStunner This one, too tall!]] [[FashionableAsymmetry This one, too]] ''[[FashionableAsymmetry symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[LargeHam UGLYYYYYYYY!]]'' -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly from - possibly because the true center of naturopathy, [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]], can only be found by those pure of heart.''

->''"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."''
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->''"Ze ->Now this is gonna 'urt, a LOT! But you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see! (''[[LaughingMad giggles]]'') -->-- '''Ork Mad Dok''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' ->As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?" -->-- '''Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark''' ->'''Dr. Barber:''' Hmmm... good news. You have the plague.\\ '''Patient:''' Why is that good news?\\ '''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct ''medical experiments''! -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'' ->One more word out of you and I'll perform ''another'' unnecessary surgery! -->-- '''Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D.''', ''Phoenix Command'' ->Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein -->-- "Dr. Horror" by '''Music/RunningWild''' ->'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049]]''': Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.\\ '''Doctor''': Your "cure?" Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!\\ '''SCP-049''': Good doctor, my cure is most effective. -->-- '''Wiki/SCPFoundation''' ->Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."''

->''"You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler..."''
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->''"You ->Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! ''[[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]]'' ...Anyway, [[NoodleIncident zat's how I lost my medical license.]] -->-- '''TheMedic''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': "Meet the Medic" ->You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now! -->-- '''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', after [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] is unimpressed with his new buzzsaw hand ->'''Narrator''': Then Joestar's visit at the most well known office was just starting.\\ '''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Faust]]''': (''holding his gigantic scalpel near Joseph's infected arm'') How much will you pay?\\ '''Joseph''': How about this? (''presents a stick of gum'')\\ '''Faust''': Good enough!!\\ '''Joseph''': Do it quick!\\ '''Faust''': Well, raise your hand if it hurts, mufufu.\\ '''Joseph''': Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and third is "raise your hand if it hurts!" -->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'' ->You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler..."''cooler. [...] Fetch me another plaything, this one seems to have broken.

->'''SCP-049''': Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.\\ '''Doctor''': Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!\\ '''SCP-049''': Good doctor, my cure is most effective. -->-- '''SCPFoundation''', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049]] ->''Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein'' -->-- "Dr. Horror" by '''Music/RunningWild''' ->''"Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken."'' -->-- '''Urien Rakarth''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ->''"Now this is gonna 'urt, a LOT! But you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!" *[[LaughingMad giggles]]*'' -->-- '''The Mad Dok''', ''DawnOfWar'' ->''"One more word out of you and I'll perform ''another'' unnecessary surgery!"'' -->-- '''Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D.''', ''Phoenix Command'' ->'''Steinman:''' Four-oh silk and... done. ->'''Nurse:''' The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman. ...Doctor? ->'''Steinman:''' You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face ''sags''... Scalpel. ->'''Nurse:''' Excuse me? ->'''Steinman:''' Scalpel! ->'''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift... ->'''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'') ->'''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!'' -->-- Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''"You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!"'' -->--'''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', on [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand ->''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM'' -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', [[HypocriticalHumour scrawled in the]] [[CouldntFindAPen blood of his patients]], ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"'' -->-- '''Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark''' ->''"Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!"''
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->'''SCP-049''': Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.\\ '''Doctor''': Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!\\ '''SCP-049''': Good doctor, my cure is most effective. -->-- '''SCPFoundation''', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049]] ->''Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind\\ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein'' -->-- "Dr. Horror" by '''Music/RunningWild''' ->''"Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken."'' -->-- '''Urien Rakarth''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ->''"Now this is gonna 'urt, a LOT! But you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!" *[[LaughingMad giggles]]*'' -->-- '''The Mad Dok''', ''DawnOfWar'' ->''"One more word out of you and I'll perform ''another'' unnecessary surgery!"'' -->-- '''Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D.''', ''Phoenix Command'' ->'''Steinman:''' Four-oh silk and... done. ->'''Nurse:''' The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman. ...Doctor? ->'''Steinman:''' You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face ''sags''... Scalpel. ->'''Nurse:''' Excuse me? ->'''Steinman:''' Scalpel! ->'''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift... ->'''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'') ->'''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!'' -->-- Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''"You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!"'' -->--'''Ratchet''', ''TransformersShatteredGlass'', on [[TheStarscream Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand ->''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM'' -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', [[HypocriticalHumour scrawled in the]] [[CouldntFindAPen blood of his patients]], ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"'' -->-- '''Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark''' ->''"Operate! ->Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!"''operate!

->''"Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! ''[[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]]'' ...Anyway, [[NoodleIncident zat's how I lost my medical license.]]"'' -->-- '''TheMedic''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' ->'''Dr. Barber:''' Hmmm...good news. You have the plague.\\ '''Patient:''' Why is that good news?\\ '''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct '''medical experiments'''! -->-- ''TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'' ->''"[[TalkingToThemself What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[PunctuatedPounding She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[MadArtist I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[HollywoodPudgy That one, too fat!]] [[StatuesqueStunner This one, too tall!]] [[FashionableAsymmetry This one, too]] ''[[FashionableAsymmetry symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[LargeHam UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''"'' -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''ďI canít tell you how excited I am. Itís like Christmas, opening a present!"''
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->''"Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! ''[[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]]'' ...Anyway, [[NoodleIncident zat's how I lost my medical license.]]"'' -->-- '''TheMedic''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' ->'''Dr. Barber:''' Hmmm...good news. You have the plague.\\ '''Patient:''' Why is that good news?\\ '''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct '''medical experiments'''! -->-- ''TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'' ->''"[[TalkingToThemself What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[PunctuatedPounding She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[MadArtist I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[HollywoodPudgy That one, too fat!]] [[StatuesqueStunner This one, too tall!]] [[FashionableAsymmetry This one, too]] ''[[FashionableAsymmetry symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[LargeHam UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''"'' -->-- '''Dr. Steinmann''', ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' ->''ďI ->I canít tell you how excited I am. Itís like Christmas, opening a present!"''present!

->'''Narrator''': Then Joestar's visit at the most well known office was just starting.\\ (Faust is holding his gigantic scalpel near Joseph's infected arm.)\\ '''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Faust]]''': How much will you pay?\\ '''Joseph''': How about this?\\ (Joseph presents a stick of gum to Faust.)\\ '''Faust''': Good enough!!\\ '''Joseph''': Do it quick!\\ '''Faust''': Well, raise your hand if it hurts, mufufu.\\ '''Joseph''': Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and third is "raise your hand if it hurts!" -->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
2nd Jan '14 9:51:51 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''ElviraMistressOfTheDark'''
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-->-- '''ElviraMistressOfTheDark''' '''Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark'''
14th Nov '13 10:17:31 AM josh6243
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'''Faust''': How much will you pay?\\
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'''Faust''': '''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Faust]]''': How much will you pay?\\
14th Nov '13 10:14:49 AM josh6243
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'''Joseph''': Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and last is "raise your hand if it hurts!"\\
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'''Joseph''': Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and last third is "raise your hand if it hurts!"\\hurts!"
14th Nov '13 10:14:15 AM josh6243
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->'''Narrator''': Then Joestar's visit at the most well known office was just starting.\\ (Faust is holding his gigantic scalpel near Joseph's infected arm.)\\ '''Faust''': How much will you pay?\\ '''Joseph''': How about this?\\ (Joseph presents a stick of gum to Faust.)\\ '''Faust''': Good enough!!\\ '''Joseph''': Do it quick!\\ '''Faust''': Well, raise your hand if it hurts, mufufu.\\ '''Joseph''': Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: "work hard", the second is "hard work", and last is "raise your hand if it hurts!"\\ -->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
17th Aug '13 1:40:50 PM Lordexplodeon
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->''ďI canít tell you how excited I am. Itís like Christmas, opening a present!"'' -->-- '''[[CreepyChild Bonesaw]]''', about to cut into [[spoiler: the protagonist]]'s head, ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
6th Aug '13 1:35:46 AM johnnyfog
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->'''SCP-049''': "Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective."\\ '''Doctor''': "Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!"\\
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->'''SCP-049''': "Oh, Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective."\\ \\ '''Doctor''': "Your Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!"\\faulty!\\
6th Aug '13 1:35:25 AM johnnyfog
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->'''SCP-049''': "Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective."\\ '''Doctor''': "Your 'cure'? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!"\\ '''SCP-049''': Good doctor, my cure is most effective. -->-- '''SCPFoundation''', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049]]
8th Apr '13 2:37:46 AM Yozzy
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->''"Now this is gonna 'urt a LOT but you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!"''
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->''"Now this is gonna 'urt 'urt, a LOT but LOT! But you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!"''see!" *[[LaughingMad giggles]]*''
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