"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
— Fact Sphere, Portal 2
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions, you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
—The Simpsons, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
"If knowledge is power, then the Internet is full of completely useless power."
— Brett Erlich, Viral Video Film School: The Internet's Dumbest How-To Videos