Quotes: Hair-Trigger Temper
A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control.
— The Bible
(New International Version), Proverbs 29:11
What, is it "Insult The Easily Angered Cyborg
Day" or something?!
What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
C-Sec Officer: Now slow down, and take a deep breath.
Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor: Yes, what is it?
Doctor: Oh, excuse me, I didn't hear you very well. Could you repeat it, please?
: YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS ME OFF, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BITCH!!!
— A Russian joke
Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And don't question her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was
way too specific to be improvised.
, discussing Shirley after Shirley has threatened to put Annie's head through a jukebox, Community
DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair
i just won karkat tantrum bingo